Conspiracy Theories

[Nintex]

Just more slop and copyright infringement from the SLOPHOUSE slopped straight to your phone.

[simiansmarts]

By the end of this admin, the official white house account will just be posting deepfake hardcore pornography to get attention. It's a race to the bottom.

[who is ted danson?]

Task Force Epstein is trying and failing to secure the Persian Stargate

[benji]

[who is ted danson?]

[who is ted danson?]

There's so many pyramids everywhere

I think they were like a bunch of alien care package drops. Some civs got great tech in theirs, others got a box of arrows

[who is ted danson?]

Its all coming out

[benji]

This the kind of stuff you can never get from shadowintel1.

[benji]

[TylenolJones]

Alex Jones has lost control of infowars to a child murderer!!!!

At least we will finally get some legit meds. 

[benji]

[TylenolJones]

[Snoopy]

Penny, a waitress, lives alone. Next door Sheldon and Leonard, two scientists, have to share because they can’t afford the rent. Was Penny actually spying on them for the C.I.A?

[Potato]

Only Fans pays better than science.

[benji]

[Nintex]

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[benji]

Don't really understand what the guy commenting in this is talking about but Candace makes a lot of good points I think:

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update!!

[benji]

[Nintex]

You X-Files people can stop whispering I'll just yell that I'm suspending the constitution because of JIMMY KIMMEL.  

[TylenolJones]

[who is ted danson?]

Sell your crypto

[Nintex]

Who didn't consult with Jeffrey Epstein. He was like McKinsey on speed dial 

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Retconned/comments/1t19qa5/please_dont_get_distracted_this_should_be_your/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Retconned/comments/1m0px7o/attention_at_least_one_rapture_has_already/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Retconned/comments/1pkig37/this_planet_is_bozrah_not_earth_heres_a_full/

[benji]

The Miami Vice intro (a concrete example of the time difference):

The Miami Vice intro, which is 59 seconds long on both planets, had to be sped up on this planet. After all, time is 50 percent faster here. However, the only part that couldn't be sped up was the casual walk of the two bikini babes (since it would look extremely unnatural if they were walking too fast). And so, the shot of them walking ended up getting truncated!

Keep in mind that the culminating point of the entire intro is supposed to be a lingering, shamelessly gratuitous "money shot" of their backsides as they're walking (starting at around the 51-second mark), but you don't get that in the Bozrah version. Instead, you get an absurd, blink-and-it's-gone tease.

[Nintex]

ngl the music even makes a weird cut at that scene

so now that we've established with 99% certainty that we are on bozrah how do we get back to earth?

[who is ted danson?]

Hantavirus on an island with 200 people

Literally parachuting soldiers in

www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgzv77ldpdo

Get ready for COVID 2

[who is ted danson?]

^^^That's me practicing being a CNN journalist