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05-20-2024, 09:04 PM
https://www.oregonlive.com/news/2024/05/the-verdict-is-in-judge-rules-that-tacos-and-burritos-are-in-fact-sandwiches.html wrote:FORT WAYNE, Ind. — An Indiana judge who declared that “tacos and burritos are Mexican-style sandwiches” has cleared the way for the opening of a new restaurant, delighting a restauranteur following a legal battle. ![]()
"Why doesn't anyone respect journalists any more?"
*Journalist posts article written like some 14 year old from Reddit ![]()
05-25-2024, 04:23 PM
06-02-2024, 05:33 PM
Quote:On April 23, 2024, police were dispatched to the Family Fare grocery store in Midland, MI, to investigate a suspicious incident. The store manager reported that a contractor working on the roof had stumbled upon a 34-year-old woman, known as the 'roof ninja,' residing inside the store's rooftop sign. The sign had been transformed into a mini-apartment, containing items such as a printer, pantry, desk, and coffee maker. It was subsequently discovered that she had been residing there for quite a while. ![]()
06-04-2024, 07:13 PM
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/alec-baldwin-family-tlc-reality-show-2025-1235914670/
Quote:“We’re inviting you into our home, to experience the ups and downs, the good and the bad, the wild and the crazy,” Alec Baldwin said with his wife Hilaria at his side on Baldwin’s Instagram account. ![]()
06-04-2024, 10:26 PM
I hope they talk about the time Alec killed someone.
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06-05-2024, 01:22 AM
I'm still weirded out that he was selling pies on TV.
06-05-2024, 05:21 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-05-2024, 05:22 PM by Eric Cartman.)
(06-02-2024, 05:33 PM)killamajig wrote: ![]() ![]()
06-11-2024, 04:01 AM
06-14-2024, 05:52 AM
(This post was last modified: 06-14-2024, 05:53 AM by chronovore.)
https://mynorthwest.com/3962486/customer-threats-cause-seattle-barista-to-smash-customers-windshield-with-hammer/
Fuck yeah. Worthy of the hammer. In a stand-your-ground state, she probably could’ve ended him after “no one will miss you.” ![]()
07-09-2024, 01:36 AM
https://www.stampeders.com/2024/07/08/stamps-add-lb-diego-fagot/
Quote:The Calgary Stampeders have signed American linebacker Diego Fagot.
07-11-2024, 01:02 AM
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07-11-2024, 03:52 AM
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07-26-2024, 01:26 AM
https://apnews.com/article/wienermobile-crash-suburban-chicago-oscar-mayer-b81452ebaa5ae0823871eabbf06135cd
Quote:The hot-dog shaped Wienermobile hit a car Monday morning along Interstate 294 and its driver lost control and overcorrected, causing it to roll onto its side near the Chicago suburb of Oak Brook, Illinois State Police said. ![]()
07-29-2024, 03:21 PM
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/paris-olympics-organizers-forced-to-issue-official-apology-after-massive-blunder-with-south-korean-swimming-team/ar-BB1qPcmw?ocid=socialshare&cvid=bfb55512550840da8c5a5a8854964f4c&ei=27
Quote:The apology came after the announcer wrongly identified the South Korean team as the "Democratic People's Republic of Korea" instead of the "Republic of Korea." ![]() ![]()
08-02-2024, 06:52 AM
08-02-2024, 12:14 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-02-2024, 12:15 PM by killamajig.)
Bodycam footage Quote:West Des Moines Police arrested George Hartleroad on June 26. He was homeless and living near the Valley Junction area. Court records show officers stopped him for having no rear reflector on his bicycle. ![]()
08-04-2024, 06:48 AM
It's sad that only Iowa and Wisconsin are mentioned. If he was from Oklahoma, I could have worked up a good Rapes of Wrath reference.
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08-05-2024, 02:00 AM
08-09-2024, 03:44 AM
That image seems like it belongs with the previous story.
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08-09-2024, 08:39 PM
About 2 years ago an Asian lady claiming to be Trump's wife was arrested for trying to repeatedly get into Mar-A-Lago. This is the body cam video.
Spoiler, she doesn't go quietly.
08-11-2024, 06:57 AM
08-11-2024, 01:35 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y83kj3wg2o
Quote:No films, no music, no sleep: Is 'raw-dogging' long flights heroic or foolish? ![]() zoomers discover "meditation" ![]() |
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