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And people deny that fascism is here.

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City Attorney Stefanie Stalheim told investigators she had spoken to Ross about a police officer’s suicide just minutes before she received a video of the mayor going to town on himself.

"Oh, the mayor already responded...lemme check this real quick!" 

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In today's most predictable news

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2025/apr/17/fyre-festival-2-postponed

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https://nypost.com/2025/04/23/entertainment/fyre-festival-2-seemingly-cancelled-after-creator-billy-mcfarland-puts-company-up-for-sale-i-need-to-step-back/

Plans for Fyre Festival 2 went up in smoke Wednesday after its creator, Billy McFarland, revealed he was putting the Fyre brand up for sale, effectively canceling the doomed music event.

News of the sale, which includes the company’s “trademarks, IP, digital assets, media reach, and cultural capital,” was shared on Fyre Festival’s Instagram and website.

Only one week prior, Fyre posted — then deleted — a statement on the website saying the festival was “postponed and will be rescheduled for a later date in the future.” The event had been slated for late May in Playa del Carmen, Mexico, until a dispute with the location occurred.

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https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2025/04/27/jojo-siwa-kath-ebbs-celebrity-big-brother-chris-hughes/83311332007/

So Micky Rourke DID make jojo straight.  What a Chad.

Siwa, 21, a contestant on the British reality series where stars live together, became close with "Love Island" star Chris Hughes on the show, raising eyebrows among viewers who speculated they were more than friends, despite Siwa's relationship status.

jojo wants the "D" now.

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https://www.yahoo.com/news/mom-72-shoots-her-38-165333134.html

An Arizona mother has been arrested after shooting her 38-year-old son for playing video games too loudly in their home, cops say.

About an hour before the shooting, Benson had called for police to come to the home because she was upset that her son was playing video games too loudly, according to court documents.

Following the dispute, her son went on a walk to “calm down.” Officers told Benson during her first call that her son had “legal standing” since he lived in the home, too.

When her son returned home, however, Benson blocked him from entering, she told officers. He then lunged toward her with “his hands in fists at his waistline,” according to court documents.

Benson said she then raised the gun and fired, but was unaware if her son had been hit.

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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/womans-sevenyear-nightmare-after-partner-farted-in-my-face/news-story/549c3518e62f83f62999e6bd635437bb

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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/womans-sevenyear-nightmare-after-partner-farted-in-my-face/news-story/549c3518e62f83f62999e6bd635437bb

Death penalty.

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Farted in her face?


She ate that ass.

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😃 The Natasha neural network turned out to be 700 Indian programmers

The startup BuilderAI offered to write any application, like in a constructor, by selecting the necessary functions.

In reality, customer requests were sent to the Indian office, where 700 Indians wrote code instead of AI.

With the help of this scam, the startup attracted $445 million in investments from major IT giants, including Microsoft, over eight years.

At the same time, the applications “written by AI” constantly glitched, the code was unreadable, the functions did not work — in general, everything was like real artificial intelligence.

After the deception was exposed, the startup officially went bankrupt 🤷‍♂️

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AI: Actually Indians

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AI: Actually Indians

All that disgusting pornography they've been forced to make can't be good for their mental health.

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