Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[DocWager]

Then we've got the Canadians calling for violent coups.

How the hell does he do it

Also amouranth is a great business woman

 

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Listen, she’s fucking hot. But I know deep down she’s garbage.

[benji]

I will say there are lots of Canadians who do get the American humor about Canada and also make fun of the Canadian complex about it, but apparently they aren't posting on ResetERA.com. Though we already knew that because that forum is by and large entirely humorless and struggles to understand the concept.

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cum

[DavidCroquet]

Then we've got the Canadians calling for violent coups.

How the hell does he do it

Also amouranth is a great business woman

 

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Listen, she’s fucking hot. But I know deep down she’s garbage.

[books]

Someone should bring up the Canadian trans teacher with the torpedo tits needing protection from our anti-DEI initiatives. Hashtag stop the genocide.

Eta- kingdom come 2 doing well must hurt as well. I'm crying from all the genocide.

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

Come get in the van, kids

[Uncle]

I will say there are lots of Canadians who do get the American humor about Canada and also make fun of the Canadian complex about it, but apparently they aren't posting on ResetERA.com. Though we already knew that because that forum is by and large entirely humorless and struggles to understand the concept.

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[Ethan]

"American humor"



It ain't exactly South Park. It might have been funnier before the Trump admin indicated that they're pretty much realigning with Russia now.

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For the record, I always found canadian nationalism about as hollow as it gets, and there's a lot of ridiculous hysteria in that thread, but excuse me for not being amused.

I don't think you guys are really realizing just much how the ROW, except for Nintex, are looking at what's going on with horror and think you're all going insane. But you don't think about us at all, so that's fine I guess. Have fun.


/care post

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/gamergate-2-0-chuds-furious-about-a-consulting-company-named-“sweet-baby-inc”-which-overviews-scripts-to-make-sure-nothing-offensive-was-written.823731/page-165#post-136350363

We usually get the bad news only here so I wanted to share this:

One of our news writers recently did a news post about a new trailer for an AVGN game. Saw that and it rubbed me the wrong way after the whole shite anti game awards. So I brought it up to the owner of the side and those news are now a thing of the past.

Both him and the writer didn't know about Rolfes involvement (good for them honestly) because they aren't as terminally online as I am.

So yeah. As always:

Fuck the chuds

[Potato]

Anyway even if Trump decides to order the Panzer divisions into Canada it wouldn't happen anytime soon. Forward posts, staging areas, supply lines etc. . It'll take a lot of prep work to launch a military operation of that magnitude.

According to grok the bare minimum would be 200k - 300k troops but probably 500k or more to ward off counter attacks. 

It also notes that a winter war would be difficult

Canada’s got fewer roads and rail lines per square mile than most developed nations, and winter could grind an army to a halt.

Grok says 150k - 200k would be enough to knock out Mexico although it could turn into a cartel quackmire.

What’s the hypothetical aim here? Quick regime change or total control? That swings the numbers big time.

An invasion of Canada is not a real concern until the next presidency (Vance?) and then Trump would have to take appropriate steps to prepare for it now. 
The whole thing is just very unlikely.

An invasion of both countries would take about 3 minutes to succeed with minimal troops on the ground. However, the insurgency would take decades and thousands of US lives to quell.

[Potato]

Then we've got the Canadians calling for violent coups.

How the hell does he do it

Also amouranth is a great business woman

 

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The real surprise about that clip from her stream is that she sits there in baggy clothes and shit. What happened to the number one titty streamer

Isn't that what subs are for?

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/gamergate-2-0-chuds-furious-about-a-consulting-company-named-“sweet-baby-inc”-which-overviews-scripts-to-make-sure-nothing-offensive-was-written.823731/page-165#post-136350363

We usually get the bad news only here so I wanted to share this:

One of our news writers recently did a news post about a new trailer for an AVGN game. Saw that and it rubbed me the wrong way after the whole shite anti game awards. So I brought it up to the owner of the side and those news are now a thing of the past.

Both him and the writer didn't know about Rolfes involvement (good for them honestly) because they aren't as terminally online as I am.

So yeah. As always:

Fuck the chuds

I'm sure the dozens of readers of wokegamefan.news will be excited at the lack of news. 

[Taco Bell Tower]

yeah but bring up DBZ and you'll see mexico era rise up. 

You damn right we will 

yeah but bring up DBZ and you'll see mexico era rise up. 

They are also genetically predisposed to be great at King of Fighters.

[Boredfrom]

"American humor"

:steel

It ain't exactly South Park. It might have been funnier before the Trump admin indicated that they're pretty much realigning with Russia now.

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For the record, I always found canadian nationalism about as hollow as it gets, and there's a lot of ridiculous hysteria in that thread, but excuse me for not being amused.

I don't think you guys are really realizing just much how the ROW, except for Nintex, are looking at what's going on with horror and think you're all going insane. But you don't think about us at all, so that's fine I guess. Have fun.
:fbm

/care post

Notice how different you are expressing this over ERA “if you are American, you are my enemy” rhetoric.

I empathize about how tiring is Trump rhetoric shit, even if when we know is empty and fangless. Is just that there is not much a slacktivists (Era) and the apathetic (us) can do than mock how crazy stupid the situation it is (well, ERA can’t even do that good).

[CHOW CHOW]

https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=ae...51&dpr=1.5

[Potato]

So why do you keep invading everyone then? 

[Potato]

Then we've got the Canadians calling for violent coups.

How the hell does he do it

Also amouranth is a great business woman

 

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Listen, she’s fucking hot. But I know deep down she’s garbage.

Can you fix her though?

[DocWager]

I’d gladly eat hot fudge dripping from her pussy.

[D3RANG3D]

That is the main problem we have with your country, my dear.

No no cares Pablo!

[D3RANG3D]

So why do you keep invading everyone then? 

Gotta keep the serfs inline!

[benji]

"American humor"



It ain't exactly South Park. It might have been funnier before the Trump admin indicated that they're pretty much realigning with Russia now.

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For the record, I always found canadian nationalism about as hollow as it gets, and there's a lot of ridiculous hysteria in that thread, but excuse me for not being amused.

I don't think you guys are really realizing just much how the ROW, except for Nintex, are looking at what's going on with horror and think you're all going insane. But you don't think about us at all, so that's fine I guess. Have fun.


/care post

You mistake what I was talking about regarding American humor about Canada, although South Park is actually a good example of it as is Canadian Bacon. It's the idea that anyone in America would care about Canada enough to be angry about it. Canada's harmless and irrelevant which is what makes it funny to be serious about it. The fact that so many Canadians get upset about this makes it even funnier.

I also think you and many others are being heavily provincial in the belief that America is "aligning with Russia" in any sense because you don't misidentify the correct part of American culture. Whatever Trump may or may not personally want he's not tapping into some pro-Russia strain because that doesn't exist at all. What Trump taps into are the xenophobic and isolationist strains in America that have always been powerful and especially have been in both parties for a long time. Trump's rhetoric about NATO has been a staple of American politics for decades. It's not because Americans are pro-Russia it's because they don't want to care about and especially don't want to pay for Europe. It's the tiny proportional ask that allows the federal government to play in other countries around the world, not some real American interest in internationalism. When Americans feel personally pressed in their circumstances they want to withdraw from the world and what they feel are its intractable constant problems. (Trump also taps into this with his general opposition to free trade.)

Why would you think we're all "going insane" because Trump is running his mouth as usual and everyone should be used to by now? He won an election, but it doesn't mean he can do whatever he wants no matter what the population wants. The guy couldn't even get his wall. His attempt to stay in office that everyone got absurd about was underpants gnomes level in its planning and organization. He just failed to get anything he proclaimed out of a budget bill that promised more spending. What's the "horror" supposed to be? That Trump is a moron who says absurd and stupid things? Yeah, duh, everybody knows this except MAGA. Why are you remotely taking any of this seriously? You really truly believe that America is about to launch an invasion of Canada to annex it because some idiot said something? And it's all part of a global hegemonic plan to link up with Russia? Seriously? Of course this is going to be mocked.

So why do you keep invading everyone then? 

"Invasion" implies that we care about their "borders" and "territory" rather than just moving our stuff around in what we own.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Did they ever think that maybe Canada deserves it? Don't they remember what Canada did to indigenous folks? Why should I care if two colonizers fight.

[benji]

The main thing I'd worry about is Scuffed and those other anti-Zionists starting to talk about how elite Canada's special forces are and how they'll drag America to hell like they did about Hezbollah right before all their pagers blew up.

[Boredfrom]

Why would you think we're all "going insane" because Trump is running his mouth as usual and everyone should be used to by now?

When a retard keeps screaming stupid shit at you with a megaphone is kind of difficult to “get used to it”.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

My little cousin is retarded and we got used to their outbursts. 

[benji]

When a retard keeps screaming stupid shit at you with a megaphone is kind of difficult to “get used to it”.

Especially when you're deliberately seeking him out so you can listen.

Anyway, my point (as I said) was that you shouldn't have "horror" at Americans "going insane" because of Trump running his mouth when it's irrelevant. Americans have always been xenophobic, arrogant, ignorant and dismissive of other cultures/countries but you apparently didn't think them insane just a year ago when this was just as true.

[Boredfrom]

When a retard keeps screaming stupid shit at you with a megaphone is kind of difficult to “get used to it”.

Especially when you're deliberately seeking him out so you can listen.

Man, I love the economy of my country being threatened by a fat retard with a bad tan crying about tariffs because his racism.

[ClothedMac]

https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=ae...51&dpr=1.5

It's been an hour and I still haven't forgotten this.  That could have used a warning.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Is it too late for Canada to build a nuclear weapon as an insurance policy against hostile nations?

Probably, would be very difficult to build one in secret

Colonizers are hilarious. One little threat and they're quick to rush for nukes.

[Boredfrom]

Anyway, my point (as I said) was that you shouldn't have "horror" at Americans "going insane" because of Trump running his mouth when it's irrelevant. Americans have always been xenophobic, arrogant, ignorant and dismissive of other cultures/countries but you apparently didn't think them insane just a year ago when this was just as true.

Going to be honest with you Benji but that is kind of sad view of your own country.

Trump is almost every bad and negative stereotype of the U.S. rolled into one. A cartoon character from a bad political satire.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Know what really fucking sucks? Going to gaming side to distract yourself, and reading posts about how people are looking forward to playing Indiana Jones on PS5 in April, and thinking "me too, if like...I don't have to join a fucking army?"