Random Talk

[Nintex]

Just been asked if I would like to be the business development manager of quite a big agency in Amsterdam that works for many corporate clients.

It looks like a fantastic opportunity. The HR lady is going to send my CV to the founder who is currently in New York and we'll see what happens.

A cut for Nintex on every deal and a much better pay for a far less stressful and demanding job.

[who is ted danson?]

Send the HR lady your tinder profile

[Potato]

Better yet, send her your bire account details.

And a dick pic. HR bitches love dick pics.

[Nintex]

Her mom lives in my town actually.

The first talk I had with her was sort of half a date. 

The girl that is currently in play is still in play. She is quite easy to stay in touch with because she literally says what she is doing or how she feels about things.
So she just texts: "I'm going to bed early and need some alone time" so I don't risk paging her at moments she'd rather not be disturbed.

[Potato]

Send her mum a dick pic then