United States Politics: ∆τ_i*ε*φ*m_i<0 where ε=4 and φ=0.25

[Nintex]

RIP Hamas

[Nintex]

I wonder if he wanted to buy Greenland so he could move the Palestinians there. 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

The Pete Buttigieg vs jd vance election is gonna be amazing.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Bernie will probably run again and fuck everything up agin.

[Nintex]

[benji]

The Pete Buttigieg vs jd  vance election is gonna be amazing.

[TylenolJones]

The Pete Buttigieg vs jd  vance election is gonna be amazing.

lol this guy thinks Mayor Pete is going to be the nominee. There are much better democrats….

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Pete is gonna get 200 percent of the closeted gay vote in the midwest.

[Potato]

Paper straws eat shit, but fuck anyone who thinks plastic straws should be brought back. Just grab two paper straws and replace the first when it gets soggy.

[EaldNarche]

The Pete Buttigieg vs jd  vance election is gonna be amazing.

well, on the bright side, we'll get our first gay president either way. 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

The Pete Buttigieg vs jd  vance election is gonna be amazing.

well, on the bright side, we'll get our first gay president either way. 

That's Obama.

[DavidCroquet]

Paper straws eat shit, but fuck anyone who thinks plastic straws should be brought back. Just grab two paper straws and replace the first when it gets soggy.

This may be the most offensive thing I’ve ever read on the bire dot gov

[Uncle]

Paper straws eat shit, but fuck anyone who thinks plastic straws should be brought back. Just grab two paper straws and replace the first when it gets soggy.

assuming it doesn't have PFAS forever chemicals in it

[Potato]

Paper straws eat shit, but fuck anyone who thinks plastic straws should be brought back. Just grab two paper straws and replace the first when it gets soggy.

This may be the most offensive thing I’ve ever read on the bire dot gov

Just realised I quoted the wrong tweet. Should have been this one

Edit: You could also be a man and not use a straw at all.

[who is ted danson?]

Id rather use a nice sustainable lead straw thank you

[DavidCroquet]

Paper straws eat shit, but fuck anyone who thinks plastic straws should be brought back. Just grab two paper straws and replace the first when it gets soggy.

This may be the most offensive thing I’ve ever read on the bire dot gov

Just realised I quoted the wrong tweet. Should have been this one

Edit: You could also be a man and not use a straw at all.

I was referring to the straws!

[Polident]

One time I ordered a shake and the paper straw imploded. The lady at the counter gave a second paper straw. It came wrapped in plastic. It too imploded. Then she gave me a plastic boba straw that’s like four straws in material. Radicalizing moment.

[SplendorOfStink]

Wendy's went from paper cups and plastic straws to paper straws and plastic cups.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.axios.com/2025/02/11/fogel-released-russia-white-house-envoy-moscow-witkoff

nintex is free

[Nintex]

[killamajig]

We got rid of 1c and 2c coins decades ago. Prices just get rounded to the nearest 5c if you're paying in cash. I think the 5c coin is going to be removed soon too. It makes no sense to keep using small denominations like that.

Bring it back!

[benji]

Meanwhile, on the other side of the aisle:

[Tucker's Law]

Pete is gonna get 200 percent of the closeted gay vote in the midwest.

Sadly accurate, with how Democrats tally votes

[Nintex]

[EaldNarche]

Is it bad that I just think the stuff with canada is funny? Trump said he spoke to "Govenor Trudeau" and everyone on era is freaking out. :v

[Nintex]

Is it bad that I just think the stuff with canada is funny? Trump said he spoke to "Govenor Trudeau" and everyone on era is freaking out. :v

It's not bad at all, it's freaking hilarious.

He just sits in that office, signing executive orders that are distilled in a lab to rile up the libs.
The cast comes and goes as the press yells questions at him. 

"Sir, are you going to save the panda bears?"

"NO FUCK THE PANDA BEARS"

"Mr. President this executive order demands all media companies to remove trigger warnings from their content, especially when it contains warnings about racism or sexism"

"Wow, that's an interesting one" *scribble scribble scribble*

[Nintex]

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

Oh nonono McConnell Mavericks.

[Nintex]

You can see Trump realize he could've called him POLIO MITCH the entire time. His staff has some explaining to do. 

[benji]

So tired from the winning.