Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[D3RANG3D]

Late 30's is the time you start going full boomer and stop caring about what others think. As a man you can walk around in sandals in the middle of winter and no one will care because no one is going to look at your shoes. Wear what you want, do what you want, grill when you want.

Let go. Stop caring. 

Your wife leaves you? Save up and head to the Philippines and buy a better one.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

No one is special. Individualism is a curse. 

America should be more like China. Thank you Mr. President.

[Uncle]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/kingdom-come-deliverance-ii-hits-1m-copies-sold-within-24-hours-already-covered-its-development-costs-update-2m-in-under-2-weeks.1100826/page-7#post-135927531

The alternatives exist dumbarse, you're just too scared to leave the nest (just like your black revolutionary admin).

but...do they?

You've got 
- famiboards banning people for typing "fellas" at the front of a sentence
- NeoGAF with it's "no politics" rule (but also women are lying whores)
- and perhaps worst of all, Xboxera being Xbox fans *shudder*

We don't even talk about games here 

there are tons of random forums all over the internet, people just don't care to google and stop by random sites anymore

granted there are a lot of shitty dead ones full of bots now, but there's the odd one like https://rllmukforum.com/

[benji]

https://x.com/notcapnamerica/status/1891273189575037228

Fascism is when the government doesn't buy something.

[Taco Bell Tower]

The camera frames Mai's chest the whole time and is so close you can see how much time Capcom spent making her model. As if the player forget that she's stacked they have her doing movements like this.


It even ends with Mai commenting how much the player character has been ogling her.

  User Banned (3 Days): Boys Club Behavior

Silly Kordova, only Dice can post titty gifs and get away with it.

Keep in mind he's a male feminist creep who, despite watching hentai regularly, posted the above to point it out as some really bad thing.

They probably suspected this slimy fucker was posting the Mai boob gifs as both a way to virtue signal against it, and also to sneakily get his little gooner rocks off, so they pulled his card and got him for "boys club behavior". 

Wha, isn't that the point of the thread?  Not to criticize but to post pics and gifs to goon over women characters? 

[BananaBlast]

Something tells me the only reason Messy got banned for that autism overload of a post was because he included Japan in his overgeneralization of straight men. And that was a specific thread-enforced rule, designed only because the burka thread gossip clique couldn't stop saying negative things about Japanese culture that slowed inched into sounding like "all japanese men are perverted creepy dogs, and their women are too submissive and domesticated to revolt"

That, or these projecting nitwits felt attacked by Messy hitting too close to the sun for them (himself included). These are the same people who will talk about protesting against Genshin Impact women because her legs are showing, yet still grind the game daily.

I can't get over that Mai ban in the women's thread. I reread everything just make sure I had the context right, they were discussing her and comparing her appearance in the upcoming Fatal Fury game versus her appearance in SF6 and the dude gets banned for contributing to the discussion??? The gifs must have sent PrincessBubblegum spiraling into dysphoria, what a stupid ban even by ResetEra's standards.

Or yes, this too. 

Resetera users and staff feeling gender dysphoria and body dysmorphia towards attractive women's bodies are never to be underestimated. 

Silly Kordova, only Dice can post titty gifs and get away with it.

uhh excuse me? TheEchoesoftheCyborg, Melody Shreds, Kyuuji, and many others are allowed to post WLW gifs (theyre lesbians)

Dice straight up posted a bunch of video game girls asses and boobs jiggling, and nude fan art of a real life female celebrity. And went unpunished. Anyone else would've at least gotten a small ban for any of those times.

Melody has never posted anything close to what they goon to, because he'd be nuked into oblivion. Or probably not. You know, Trans privilege at what not.

[benji]

Melody has never posted anything close to what they goon to, because he'd be nuked into oblivion. Or probably not. You know, Trans privilege at what not.

Maybe a few months ago, but he's been openly reposting outright porn the last month or so. I don't mean just naked women, I mean dicks in vaginas, dicks cuming all over the girls, gaping assholes, etc.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Does all bread in America suck?
https://www.resetera.com/threads/does-all-bread-in-america-suck.1110981/

Common complaint I hear from Europeans living in America is that all of our bread sucks. Is it the preservatives or the way the bread is made here? Curious to hear other reasons from non-America. members that have visited or lived here for extensive periods of time.

Bet you feel nice shitting on bread that keeps the poor fed in our country and keeps hard working Americans in jobs. 

I can't believe how y'all can be so rude to the poor and marginalized. "Lol your bread sucks", get off your fucking high horse and stop making fun of what keeps poor folks fed.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Melody has never posted anything close to what they goon to, because he'd be nuked into oblivion. Or probably not. You know, Trans privilege at what not.

Maybe a few months ago, but he's been openly reposting outright porn the last month or so. I don't mean just naked women, I mean dicks in vaginas, dicks cuming all over the girls, gaping assholes, etc.

lil bro must be pent up over winter break. maybe a bad breakup or two with the discord kittens.

[benji]

I was going to see if there was an example from the last day or so but apparently we need attention more than gooning again:

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Really leaning into that satanism phase huh

[BananaBlast]

Maybe a few months ago, but he's been openly reposting outright porn the last month or so. I don't mean just naked women, I mean dicks in vaginas, dicks cuming all over the girls, gaping assholes, etc.

No I meant on Resetera. As in, Malds would never post an anime girl with an above average bust size.

But it's also funny to hear that 

[FUME5]

Years of childhood abuse. Years of being bullied for being overweight. Years of loneliness.

I've amounted to very little but a bag of pain, rage and sadness.

I'm 36 and have never had anyone that's loved me. I'm in love with a woman that loves me as a friend and that's not helping.
I've lost my job because Nissan is failing. All my savings are dried up from mistakes that I've made and nothing brings me joy.

I'm tired, I'm just so goddamn tired of trying to be okay for everyone else. I just want to give up, die a stupid fat virgin with nothing but debt and depression.

I tried to kill myself last night, but I puked up all my pills and told my roommate about it. Now I'm about to go back to the dr office and get more and just commit to it.

Whats the fucking point. I'm no one. The people that will miss will forget about me and continue on living as if I never existed.
If there is a god i hope it forgives me.

sorry for posting this, i guess i'm not done screaming uselessly into nothingness.

Last night after i puked up my guts I just screamed, primal a fucking tirade of impotent rage. I ripped off my shit like a wrestler and punched a door frame hard enough to damage it.

I died during a surgery once, the propofol or w/e its called stopped my heart for a short time. I didn't see anything, I just woke up like nothing happened. It was pure nothingness. As scared as I am to miss all the things in life I've not had I'm far more terrified of the pain of never being worth a goddamn.

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https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-dont-think-i-can-go-on-any-longer.1111692/

Fuck you you cunt I was about to offer mutual aid!

Since none of you cowards will do it:

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Fuckin hell there's so much ms pacman hentai out there.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

The shit Malds posts on bluesky would get them perma'd 10 times over on era. Especially the lolicon.

Still funny how posting on here and kiwifarms or even mentioning looking at kiwifarms on discord can get you banned but lolicon shit on socials is handwaved.

I guess one is a fetish and the other is bigotry. 

[benji]

American life expectancy significantly lags behind other developed countries, with pre‑COVID-19 United States life expectancy averaging 78.8 years and comparable countries averaging 82.6 years.  This equates to 1.25 billion fewer life years for the United States population.  Six in 10 Americans have at least one chronic disease, and four in 10 have two or more chronic diseases.  An estimated one in five United States adults lives with a mental illness.

These realities become even more painful when contrasted with nations around the globe.  Across 204 countries and territories, the United States had the highest age-standardized incidence rate of cancer in 2021, nearly double the next-highest rate.  Further, from 1990-2021, the United States experienced an 88 percent increase in cancer, the largest percentage increase of any country evaluated.  In 2021, asthma was more than twice as common in the United States than most of Europe, Asia, or Africa.  Autism spectrum disorders had the highest prevalence in high-income countries, including the United States, in 2021.  Similarly, autoimmune diseases such as inflammatory bowel disease, psoriasis, and multiple sclerosis are more commonly diagnosed in high-income areas such as Europe and North America.  Overall, the global comparison data demonstrates that the health of Americans is on an alarming trajectory that requires immediate action.

...

This poses a dire threat to the American people and our way of life.  Seventy-seven percent of young adults do not qualify for the military based in large part on their health scores.  Ninety percent of the Nation’s $4.5 trillion in annual healthcare expenditures is for people with chronic and mental health conditions.  In short, Americans of all ages are becoming sicker, beset by illnesses that our medical system is not addressing effectively.  These trends harm us, our economy, and our security.

Literally begging people to learn how to read. Mr. President do something about the literacy crisis.  

It's also the same language that every administration in their entire life has used. The Obama Administration declared obesity and related health issues to be a "national security threat" over a decade ago. The Biden Administration published this infograph with the same complaints as this executive order.

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[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Big "I'm white with ADD and really want to feel persecuted right now. Did you know we were killed in the Holocaust too?" energy.

[benji]

"Americans are FAT and got health problems the government should address with more federal spending and more federal programs."

OMG THEY WANT TO MURDER ME, THIS IS GENOCIDE 

[benji]

Didn't see a thread about the latest genocide on ResetERA.com but did see this: https://www.resetera.com/threads/im-pretty-shocked-how-many-people-hate-federal-workers.1111359/

Man, we are cooked cooked.

Just seeing people on social media celebrate folks getting fired en masse in the federal workforce infrutiates me. And to be clear, I've never worked for the local, state or federal government as a professional. I've always worked in the private sector. I have no bias here.

Yet, I know these jobs are important. Hello, food safety, air travel, tracking infectious diseases, and so on.

But the FAA cuts, the Department of Interior Cuts, who manage public lands, and tons of other departments.

I didn't know Americans were so ignorant and lacked so much class sodiarity. Many think they'll getting that "wasted" money back. Oh you sweet summer, child.

These folks not having income will affect local economies massively. They're not spending. They're not getting taxed or taxed minimally.

I knew Trump was a moron, but economically, he's even stupider than i thought.

What part of not understanding "ACAB" and "guillotine the elites" will I find if I actually bother to look at the four pages of this thread?

[benji]

Conservatives are easy to manipulate. They hate whatever group of people their leaders tell them to hate. And they often have ZERO CLUE what those groups do or believe or how important that group might be. They're a hivemind of dumb and hateful.

Republicans exist to hate. They will hate any group Fox News and social media tell them to. But they love billionaires like Elon who are screwing them.

They will celebrate anything Elon or Trump do purely because they're the ones doing it. They probably have very few actual views on federal workers outside of this and purely champion it because of who's telling them it's a good thing.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

What part of abolish the government and create community pods do they not understand? What do they think will happen to federal workers when capitalism falls?

[benji]

Reminder, your parents and grandparents are being fed to the wolves. Even if you don't want to protest or engage in activism, you should be having regular talks with your family about these sorts of things.

Because now, literally, no one is going to do it for you.

[benji]

What part of abolish the government and create community pods do they not understand? What do they think will happen to federal workers when capitalism falls?

Right wing propaganda is all about government not helping people.

All I read about on ResetERA.com is how the government is trying to exploit and/or murder everyone who isn't a white cishet male in the name of capitalism and that the American government has always done this? More proof it's a right-wing forum.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Caping for the feds? Seriously? 

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Where's Nep in all this. We really need our girl to step in and tell these bootlickers that anyone on the Government payroll is the enemy of the people.

[benji]

Cop forum says "don't abolish those police! NOT LIKE THIS!" What about your parents learning about scams from them??? Now you'll have to talk to your parents!!!

[BIONIC]

The camera frames Mai's chest the whole time and is so close you can see how much time Capcom spent making her model. As if the player forget that she's stacked they have her doing movements like this.


It even ends with Mai commenting how much the player character has been ogling her.

  User Banned (3 Days): Boys Club Behavior

Silly Kordova, only Dice can post titty gifs and get away with it. 

They probably suspected this slimy fucker was posting the Mai boob gifs as both a way to virtue signal against it, and also to sneakily get his little gooner rocks off, so they pulled his card and got him for "boys club behavior". 

It's bans like this where he's said all the right things but they aren't quite sure so they know they need to ban him so they do it for only 3 days just in case he was being earnest.

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/first-image-of-matt-damon-as-odysseus-in-christopher-nolans-the-odyssey.1111458/

White people the movie?

But Reeesetera told me that ancient Greeks were actually black?

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Government stopping scams and misinformation? Tell that to the global south. 

[killamajig]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/first-image-of-matt-damon-as-odysseus-in-christopher-nolans-the-odyssey.1111458/

White people the movie?

I hoped we were beyond whiteashing such a classic. Odd casting.

Man, all this time I thought Greeks were white people. 

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

yts never existed in the past. it's a mutation.