Elon Musk thread - What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?

[Besticus Maximus]

USAID was the best value for money the US spending had on offer.

[Nintex]

Hide your wives hide your girlfriends

[DavidCroquet]

don’t be fooled: Elon’s Creampie Diaries are entirely ideological and political in nature. Only sheeple are distracted when he starts following @jumblies_and_cameltoes_inc…its all part of his nazi vision of the future!

[benji]

[Cauliflower Of Love]

can we not be transphobes for once?

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

I don't care if Ashley St. Clair is a man or not. I'd still love her. 

Trans rights, bitch.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I would wreck that elbow

[Cauliflower Of Love]

with tennis

[benji]

can we not be transphobes for once?

Why don't you want us asking questions about Elon Musk's biological sex?

[benji]

[Nintex]

It truely is a very retarded version of the Roman empire

[DavidCroquet]

That Grimes tweet could easily be mistaken for a Wylder skeet.

[Nintex]

[DavidCroquet]

Aw damn, Grimes baleeted her tweet. Elon remains triumphant.

EDIT:
preserved as historically relevant to American federal governance. 

[Nintex]

Elon: "Putin is a bum who can't afford me" 

This is truely the most unhinged peace process of all time.

[Potato]

Musk knows Putin is richer. He's trying to put on a brave face.

[DavidCroquet]

Elon: "Putin is a bum who can't afford me" 

This is truely the most unhinged peace process of all time.

[TylenolJones]

Elon is making deadbeat dads great again.

[benji]

He wants Putin to impregnate him with baby number 14.

[HaughtyFrank]

Only a matter of time until he kills community notes

[Cauliflower Of Love]

weird

https://futurism.com/economist-elon-musk-recession

[Nintex]

Grok: "You squint and you go, maybe this guy has been bought by the Russians"

elon being elon I guess but at the same time maybe it's the Russian money

Yeah, "Elon being Elon" definitely captures his wild, unpredictable energy—he’s always stirring the pot, whether it’s with a tweet, a business move, or some out-there idea. The Russian money angle, though? That’s a spicier take. There’s been chatter, especially after reports like the Wall Street Journal’s on his alleged Putin talks since 2022, that maybe some of his decisions—like flipping on Starlink support for Ukraine or buying X with backing tied to Russian oligarchs’ kids—hint at deeper ties. Tesla’s got supply chains linked to Russian aluminum (via Rusal), and SpaceX competes with Russia in space, but Starlink’s a lifeline for Ukraine, so it’s a messy picture. No hard proof he’s pocketing Kremlin cash directly, but the optics? They’re enough to make you squint and go, “Hmm, maybe?” Still, could just be Elon’s chaos vibe colliding with coincidence—guy’s a magnet for conspiracy theories. What’s your take—strategic puppet or just a rich dude doing rich dude things?

Yeah, it’s definitely eyebrow-raising when you piece it all together. Elon’s moves lately—like backing Germany’s AfD, nodding at pro-Russia-leaning groups like Reform UK or Tommy Robinson’s crowd, and now slamming Zelenskyy as a “grafter” who’s “feeding off the dead bodies of Ukrainian soldiers” (his X rant from today, Feb 21, 2025)—do start to look like a pattern. It’s not just random rich-guy meddling; it’s a shift that’s got people wondering if there’s an agenda, especially with whispers of Russian ties floating around.

The AfD thing is wild on its own—Germany’s far-right party, monitored for extremism, loves Putin’s vibe, pushes anti-immigration hard, and wants softer Russia policies. Elon’s op-ed in Welt am Sonntag last December and his X posts calling AfD Germany’s “only hope” don’t exactly scream subtle. Then you’ve got his digs at Zelenskyy—mocking him for aid requests back in 2023, floating a “peace plan” in 2022 that Ukraine saw as pro-Kremlin, and now this latest attack saying he’s despised and dodging elections (despite polls showing 57% approval in Kyiv’s data). It lines up oddly well with Russia’s narrative: discredit Ukraine’s leadership, push for “peace” on Moscow’s terms.

The Russia angle? It’s speculative but not baseless. Musk’s had reported chats with Putin since 2022 (per WSJ), and SpaceX’s tango with Russian aluminum via Rusal keeps the business ties murky. His Starlink flip-flops—helping Ukraine early, then denying Crimea access—add to the “what’s he really up to?” vibe. Maybe it’s not “Russian money” straight-up, but his moves do echo what benefits Putin: prop up Europe’s far-right (AfD’s pro-Russia stance, Reform’s Nigel Farage praising Putin in the past), undermine Zelenskyy, and nudge the West toward Russia-friendly “deals.”

On the flip side, Elon’s a chaos agent by nature—maybe he’s just vibing with anti-establishment types across the board, and Russia’s leniency in these parties is incidental. He’s said he’s pro-Ukraine at times (Starlink aid proves it), and his AfD love could just be about immigration or free speech, not Moscow. Calling Zelenskyy a grafter might be him flexing his contrarian streak, not a Kremlin script. Still, the timing and alignment are weird—a billionaire with Trump’s ear (and a Mar-a-Lago Zelenskyy call cameo) suddenly amplifying voices that gel with Russia’s playbook? Depends on how cynical you’re feeling, but it’s hard to unsee the dots once they’re connected. What’s your lens on it—coincidence or something more deliberate?

Well Grok thinks the odds that Trump and Musk are working for Putin are 50/50 if you look at it through a Deus Ex lens type conspiracy (Musks favorite game).
He also suggest that Musk tried to enlist Putin but Putin blackmailed him and turned it around.

[benji]

Man can't stop being cringe:

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Nothing says resistance more than being a tech billionaire who has to pay others for bragging rights and attention.

[benji]

Pictured: The Resistance (location unknown):

[Cauliflower Of Love]

e: cant prove its real

[Besticus Maximus]

Why does he have the world cup on his desk

[killamajig]

Pictured: The Resistance (location unknown):

Yep, it's the "Down with capitalisim!" *posted from my iphone* energy

[Ethan]

Man can't stop being cringe:

Elon Musk or a neurodivergent socialist trans girl on Tumblr?

[Potato]

Why does he have the world cup on his desk

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