Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[Uncle]

STAFF COMMUNICATION
-America is not going to invade Canada.
-A violent coup is not going to happen, especially one that spawned from ResetERA.com.
-You can call for violent coups in America all you want because it's not illegal and nobody fucking cares.

[benji]

but what we need from Americans is to stop making it personal. Americans, the Canadians venting aren't talking about you specifically so don't take it so personally.

They should make a list of what countries this does and does not apply to.

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

the Canadians venting aren't talking about you specifically so don't take it so personally.

Except they're asking what it would take for us to rise up against our Government to protect them. That's specifically asking for something.

Why would I care about protecting some first world white country? I'll only care when the global south is threatened.

[HaughtyFrank]

but what we need from Americans is to stop making it personal. Americans, the Canadians venting aren't talking about you specifically so don't take it so personally.

They should make a list of what countries this does and does not apply to.

Truly curious considering they added a whole "Don't call out China when China does something bad, specifically call out the CCP" rule*

*by added rule I mean it's written somewhere on a napkin. Nepenthe and Hecht will get around to write them down eventually, I swear

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

CPC, CHUD.

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

Americans, please understand that Canadians and sane people in ROW really do not have any agency to deal with Trump. Only you have the means to do that(before it gets taken away). I do not think it's rational to expect you to resort to violence but only you can solve this problem by whatever means that makes sense. Cheering for you who actually wants to do that, even if it's only a little bit.

Sounds like the sane people in ROW are lazy.

[benji]

In my experience, Canadians are the one people who really struggle to understand that this is their relationship with America:


Most of the world gets that it's like this:

[Snoopy]

Canadians are the new trans is something we need to be pushing onto ree. Imagine the bald men's outrage

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

I just want Americans who care to call or email thier reps and say they want them to address the Canada issue and that you care about US aggression towards us. Let them know you care about this. I'm not asking for revolution or protests in the streets just contact politicians. That is my constructive feedback.

This is your great plan? No wonder Nep is disappointed in y'all.

All talk, no action. This is why you will never be as great as the Jan 6th patriots*.

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*retards

[benji]

I just want Americans who care to call or email thier reps and say they want them to address the Canada issue and that you care about US aggression towards us. Let them know you care about this. I'm not asking for revolution or protests in the streets just contact politicians. That is my constructive feedback.

This will be my representative's office's reply: "Canada issue?"

And we're a border state, they'll think I'm talking about tariffs or fishing or weed or how I can't drive there without a passport anymore or something. 

[benji]

I just want Americans who care to call or email thier reps and say they want them to address the Canada issue and that you care about US aggression towards us. Let them know you care about this. I'm not asking for revolution or protests in the streets just contact politicians. That is my constructive feedback.

I'm on it, Scuffed.

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Literally the newest tweets any of them have about anything foreign affairs. My actual rep hasn't tweeted about anything but Michigan State basketball in two weeks and that was Valentine's Day.

[benji]

None of the Michigan Democrats have tweeted about Canada in at least the last two weeks, although it is sus that they're tweeting at all considering it's a Nazi website. But at least one of them did acknowledge the genocide:

BUT YIKES, OOF, this is another Michigan Democrat:

More people voted for Stevens than Tlaib last year, but look at the difference in likes and followers.

[DavidCroquet]

I just want Americans who care to call or email thier reps and say they want them to address the Canada issue and that you care about US aggression towards us. Let them know you care about this. I'm not asking for revolution or protests in the streets just contact politicians. That is my constructive feedback.

This is your great plan? No wonder Nep is disappointed in y'all.

All talk, no action. This is why you will never be as great as the Jan 6th patriots*.

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*retards

Scuffed when it’s palestine: Kill all Jews and destroy the Great Satan Amerikkka
 

Scuffed when its his actual house: pwease caw ur repwesentativez n ax em so nice pwease uwu

[nachobro]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/white-house-official-threatens-to-redraw-canadian-border.1120662/page-8#post-136371678


https://www.resetera.com/threads/white-house-official-threatens-to-redraw-canadian-border.1120662/page-8#post-136372140


https://www.resetera.com/threads/white-house-official-threatens-to-redraw-canadian-border.1120662/page-9#post-136372293

these people are ridiculous

[benji]

Doesn't mean they'd do anything to help us

You mean like not supporting it? Like the dude said?

"BUT WHAT IF TRUMP JUST DOES IT ANYWAY? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HELP US THEN?"  

Yes, this is a sane question that a sane person asks of other sane people.

[Uncle]

In my experience, Canadians are the one people who really struggle to understand that this is their relationship with America:


Most of the world gets that it's like this:

but nooo don't you see, mad men guy actually DID think about other guy, a lot, he was jealous of him, so actually actually you're telling on yourself and making a more apt comparison than you know 

[benji]

"BUT WHAT IF TRUMP DOES BUILD A DEATH STAR OUT OF THE JEWISH SPACE LASERS AND ELON'S STARLINK AND VAPORIZES MONTREAL WITH IT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING THEN?"

Saying: finally, we're doing some good in the world. Wilsonianism is back baby! 

[D3RANG3D]

[Nintex]

Trump is going to invade Canada fot the lulz

[davepoobond]

Resetera:
Americans shouldnt throw shade at other Americans who didnt vote for Kamala, thus allowing Trump to be in power

Also Resetera:
Non-Americans should be able to throw shade at all Americans for allowing Trump to be in power

[Boredfrom]

That is the main problem we have with your country, my dear.

[DavidCroquet]

Resetera:
Americans shouldnt throw shade at other Americans who didnt vote for Kamala, thus allowing Trump to be in power

Also Resetera:
Non-Americans should be able to throw shade at all Americans for allowing Trump to be in power

B-Dubs:
Canadians are afraid and angry. They are not talking about you specifically in their posts. Get over yourselves.

Canadians Erans:

Like, I need you to understand that you aren't an ally here. You are quickly becoming a flat out enemy, whether you voted for him or not. Trying to make excuses for that or tone police people who are under threat of annexation is just going to make Canadians hate you more, not less.

[benji]

Canadians Erans:

Trying to make excuses for that or tone police people who are under threat of annexation is just going to make Canadians hate you more, not less.

Oh no, how will I survive.

[Uncle]

Like, I need you to understand that you aren't an ally here. You are quickly becoming a flat out enemy, whether you voted for him or not. Trying to make excuses for that or tone police people who are under threat of annexation is just going to make Canadians hate you more, not less.

get fucked then

if you're declaring your eternal hatred for me due to accident of birth, know that this is your decision and not mine, and says a lot more about you than me

[benji]

From the (St. Lawrence) River to the (Bearing) Sea, the First Nations of Canada shall be free!

[Snoopy]

You people laugh now but just wait until a certain Canadian glummy mummy goes on one of her rapey road trips and appears in your back garden. Like Max Cady without the charm. It won't be pretty.

[Boredfrom]

Canada ERA is fucking crazy.   Not surprising given how much they contributed to make both OldGaf and ERA the shitshow they were. 

Mexico ERA is so political divided that don’t care about supporting ourselves in the forum, so is hardly one voice with a megaphone.

[books]

War of 1812 and American badass-ness still traumatizing Canadians many generations later. 

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

yeah but bring up DBZ and you'll see mexico era rise up. 

[books]

yeah but bring up DBZ and you'll see mexico era rise up. 

They are also genetically predisposed to be great at King of Fighters.