United States Politics: ∆τ_i*ε*φ*m_i<0 where ε=4 and φ=0.25

[Nintex]

We know how Bill.

Take the medicine

[Polident]

Bracing for a big day of line down



edit:

Panican. Weak. Weak material. Rattled.

[Nintex]

NO PAUSE, NO BREAKS 

[HaughtyFrank]

Stock market acting up like a crypto meme coin

[who is ted danson?]

Ok Donald, you've crashed the economy, now send out the $1000 stimmy checks so everyone can buy a Switch 2

[Nintex]

Well the boys have succesfully pumped and dumped the global economy



If I was Iran, I would just go to Mars or whatever before the Call of Duty groupchat wakes up. 

Trump will put 50% more TARIFFS on ZCHINA if they don't bend the knee.

[Ethan]

Even if tariffs could in theory work to re-balance the trade balance between two countries, I think the ship might have sailed now that US goods are about as desirable as an STD. Trump and Navarro might have overlooked this tiny detail.
Can't wait for the goalposts to shift again when data reveal that the trade deficit with most countries has only increased.

[Nintex]

Well so much for China and Japan working together.



but at what cost?

[who is ted danson?]

china won 

[TylenolJones]

Trump made a new Japanese friend!!!

[who is ted danson?]

china won 

[Nintex]

  

You gotta hand to him.

China obviously can't cave but they also can't survive a 84% tariff.

I can't believe we're doing: 
"That's a great global economy you have there, shame if something happened to it"

There is not even a clear demand on how to lift the tariffs. He just nuked the stock market and goes  

[HaughtyFrank]

Truly what is the plan here? Demand that there's zero trade deficit between the US and Vetnam? That's physically impossible.

[benji]

Even if tariffs could in theory work to re-balance the trade balance between two countries, I think the ship might have sailed now that US goods are about as desirable as an STD. Trump and Navarro might have overlooked this tiny detail.
Can't wait for the goalposts to shift again when data reveal that the trade deficit with most countries has only increased.

No, they overlooked the even tinier detail that trade balances are irrelevant.

The US gives other people currency that it constantly devalues and gets physical goods in return. China even takes debts we aren't going to repay.

[Ribosome]

One TRILLION dollar defense budget incoming, folks.

[who is ted danson?]

[Nintex]

One TRILLION dollar defense budget incoming, folks.

China: We will resist till the end

Trump: NUCLEAR WASTELANDS ARE BEAUTIFUL THE PANICANS DO NOT APPRECIATE THE LOVE OF RADIOACTIVITY

[Nintex]

Wait, additional 104% tariffs?

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-trade-advisor-peter-navarro-cites-non-existent-scholar-report-2019-10

wat

[Nintex]

[dontasemebr0]

[Alpacx]

[EaldNarche]

Can nintendo fly the switch 2 in like this?

[Nintex]

In his speech Trump quadrupled down.

[Polident]

The line slightly went up with the rumor of a 90 day pause. But it’s been line down since debunked. 

It’s pretty great how fake it all is but I’m happier with line up. I like having more magic money.

[dontasemebr0]

[Potato]

That second dot point has got to be the most idiotic thing I've ever seen a government say...and I work in the space so I've seen a lot of idiotic things.

[Nintex]

5. They could simply write checks

No

[HaughtyFrank]

Just find a different vendor, bro

[Nintex]

BE COOL