United States Politics: ∆τ_i*ε*φ*m_i<0 where ε=4 and φ=0.25

[HaughtyFrank]

[Potato]

Truly we live in a post truth world...

[Nintex]

The craziest thing about his retarded cabinet is... how stable it is. 

[benji]

Lindsay Graham, a Baptist, says Donald Trump, a Protestant, could be a candidate for the role of Pope of the Catholic Church...

You can't make this shit up. These people are genuine retards.

 

Maybe pay for your own dinner?

[benji]

https://x.com/JamesSurowiecki/status/1917365325504434535

[benji]

UPDATE:

[Nintex]

The Republicans did a bad job fellas you gotta vote for the Democrats.

[Rendle]

They just need to stop 31 more shipments and they will have saved all 8.2 billion souls on earth. The funniest part is that seizing those drugs actually is a meaningful accomplishment but no-one will remember it because all they'll remember is idiot talking out her ass. Even when Trump wins he loses.

[Nintex]

Sir we have many geopolitical hotspots

Just send 1 guy

Where sir

Everywhere

[Nintex]

[killamajig]

[HaughtyFrank]

I love whenever Trump gets asked something and you realize he doesn't know anything at all.

"Old Testament or New Testament guy?"

"Probably...... equal"

And he's been like this forever

[Nintex]

Waltz is now ambassador to the UN.

Rubio acting national security advisors as well as secretary of state.

Witkoff apparently passed on the job. Rubio might actually be an improvement.

[Nintex]

YOU WANNA DIE

That's a great prayer he should be pope.

[Nintex]

MVP

[benji]

[DavidCroquet]

MVP

[Uncle]

YOU WANNA DIE

That's a great prayer he should be pope.

I never understood the 38 virgins thing

it doesn't say anything about how they look or how old they are, right? what if they're disgusting and that's why they're still virgins

also this is for all eternity? you only get 38? but after the first time you do them they're not virgins anymore, after a week you're just like

[Potato]

YOU WANNA DIE

That's a great prayer he should be pope.

I never understood the 38 virgins thing

it doesn't say anything about how they look or how old they are, right? what if they're disgusting and that's why they're still virgins

also this is for all eternity? you only get 38? but after the first time you do them they're not virgins anymore, after a week you're just like

I thought it was 40?

What happened? Inflation?

[Alpacx]

I never understood the 38 virgins thing

it doesn't say anything about how they look or how old they are, right? what if they're disgusting and that's why they're still virgins

also this is for all eternity? you only get 38? but after the first time you do them they're not virgins anymore, after a week you're just like

I thought it was 72?

[Potato]

The suicide of a martyr just ain't worth what it used to be, Mo...

[Nintex]

Nice virgins you have there Muhammad, maybe you should give a cut of your harem to Mr. Trump. 

How about we split 34/38.

Allah? I'm sorry mr Muhammad he fell from the Temple Mount fucking a goat

[Nintex]

He's just bending reality to his will

[killamajig]

Large Marge not happy with how things are going

I represent the base and when I’m frustrated and upset over the direction of things, you better be clear, the base is not happy.

I campaigned for no more foreign wars.

And now we are supposedly on the verge of going to war with Iran.

I don’t think we should be bombing foreign countries on behalf of other foreign countries especially when they have their own nuclear weapons and massive military strength.

And on top of that, now we are told that we have signed a deal for mineral rights in Ukraine, in order to pay us back for the hundreds of billions of dollars that we gave Ukraine and they used for money laundering, sold the weapons we gave them to our enemies, and their leader is a dictator who canceled elections, was involved of the first impeachment of Trump, and campaigned for Biden.

Didn’t we learn our lesson when we went to war in Iraq and killed Saddam Hussein because of “weapons of mass destruction?”
Did we ever find any? And did any of that oil over in the Middle East make us rich? The answer is no, we are $36 trillion in debt today.

So why on earth would we go over and occupy Ukraine and spend an untold amount of future American taxpayer dollars defending and mining their minerals as well as potentially putting American lives at risk and future war?

Why don’t we just mine our own rare earth minerals that are tied up on federal lands that the government confiscated years ago?

I also campaigned on accountability for the communist and tyrannical acts made by the government during Covid. Yet the Covid vaccine still has FDA approval even though there are millions reported injuries and deaths, and this mRNA vaccine is known to have horrific side effects and DOES NOT STOP PEOPLE FROM CATCHING COVID.
And to this day, it’s still on the childhood vaccine schedule, why on earth is this happening? Hasn’t big pharma made enough billions and billions and billions of dollars on this lie?

I also campaigned on accountability for all the law fair that was waged against the American people in the past four years. What about all the people that were locked up in jail and the abuse that they went through? And when are those vicious attorneys and judges ever going to be held accountable for the lives they ruined?

And I campaigned for an end to waste fraud and abuse of the American people’s harder tax dollars. I believe the DOGE mission is one of the most important things happening today in our government, and yet where are the rescissions that we should be voting on in Congress?

And one of the biggest issues in the nation that I have fought for, and early on I was one of the only ones that took a loud screaming stand against, is the evil transgender assault against our children.  Most normal people in this country can’t even comprehend how it’s allowed to happen to kids who by law can’t even get a tattoo, drive, or vote. And how did so many of our teachers turn into the predators themselves that groom children with gender lies? This should be an all out effort by Republicans to end this insanity.

And look at the extreme nature of our rogue judicial system that is so defiant that there are judges that defy our nation’s laws and block the deportation of literal enemies of the United States of America. Where is the outrage and moral courage to dispose of this treason? Sadly not in Congress.

And what about election integrity? This should be the most important issue that the Republicans aggressively fight to protect because without secure elections protected from illegals voting and protections from stealing our votes, the American people have lost their power.

When you are losing MTG, you are losing the base.

And Trump isn’t on the ballot in the future, so do the math on that.

[killamajig]

"You're a war criminal!" -
Pro-Palestine Heckler shouts as AOC holds Town Hall in Jackson Heights Queens, NYC.

"Come for Me!" - AOC sends message to Border Szar Tom Homan, referring to a threat he made to refer the congresswoman to the DOJ for investigation.

[TylenolJones]

The country’s got Fetterman Fever!!!

[Nintex]

Large Marge not happy with how things are going

I don't think anyone is happy with how things are going. Only Donnie is flourishing, completely in his element as Putin has to ZOOM call into his own parade   

 

[benji]

"Come for Me!" - AOC sends message to Border Szar Tom Homan

[Nintex]

Secretary Lutnick and Comrade Trump are rationing pencils

[HaughtyFrank]

The guy who covered the Oval office with gold thinks little girls have too many dolls and pencils