Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[HaughtyFrank]

On any other forum the first question would be, Kyuuji can you give one example of a male to female trans who has given birth?

Afaik the argument is usually about female to male trans men who gave birth after transitioning but frankly that's such an extremely rare case I find it absurd to change our language for it.

(I also have big questions about why any trans man would do it. Being a man and pregnant should be the epitome of gender dysphoria.)

[killamajig]

The terms "womb-havers" and "menstruators" was always intended to be more inclusive to girls, CHUD.

Who's got that Kyuuji INGSOC meme image handy?

[killamajig]

From the JK Rowling Fangirl thread.

These people are so obsessed with reading everything as woke they forget girls get pregnant as well.

At this point, PedoERA is literally the only community that B-Dubs hasn't shat all over.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/british-man-arrested-after-wedding-to-nine-year-old-girl-at-disneyland-paris/ar-AA1HcZBI?ocid=emmx-mmx-feeds&cvid=7bb045c86b3c44da9d650aa30cc1bcda&PC=EMMX01

Has Kunty been to Disney Paris lately?

[Great Tumblr]

ChatGPT knows what's up

[killamajig]

Depends on the night and my mental state. Sometimes I'm right the fuck out, other times I spend all night rolling around and using my phone.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/can-you-fall-asleep-right-away-or-do-you-struggle.1224465/#post-141758124

Gee, what do you think happens more often?

[HaughtyFrank]

The terms "womb-havers" and "menstruators" was always intended to be more inclusive to girls, CHUD.

Who's got that Kyuuji INGSOC meme image handy?

"Beast has always been a trans slur!"

[JoeBoy101]

From the JK Rowling Fangirl thread.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/j-k-rowling-and-her-legacy-of-hate-the-uk-gender-critical-movement.643740/page-145#post-141844662

These people are so obsessed with reading everything as woke they forget girls get pregnant as well.

The real offense is how low effort the gaslighting attempt is.

At least Nepenthe gave us permission to make fun of him for being a bald ginger.

Some real independent thought happening in the replies:

Like, it's your fucking job to report the news and quote people directly, why are we editorialising? Transphobia, obviously.

The impartial fair and balanced BBC strike again.

Obviously. 

The impartiality (and perceived impartiality) of BBC presenters is considered vital. We shouldn't be able to guess which side of political issues presenters are on. She is quoting an expert to make a public health recommendation. She has mangled the quote to make a political point while derisively rolling her eyes. Ultimately she delivers a confused message that leaves out several vulnerable groups of people.

It's totally indefensible. But so are all the other things the BBC blithely respond to complaints about. If this was about pretty much any other topic it would see her lose her job. But here...

Please name me the ‘several’ groups left out, that also are capable of being pregnant. Aside from Benji’s unicorns of FtM that were pregnant before transition. I’m sure those hormones won’t affect the fetus at all.

You heard it here folks, the language police say that women aren't people.

What?

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/adding-a-dice-bot-and-new-logos.1225890/

Hello everyone,

In ResetEra's constant push to add new apps and additions that users can use to interact with each other in fun ways, we have added a dice bot.

The way this dice bot works is very very simple. When making a post click the three dots on the edit bar:


Then scroll down until you see "Dice Roll"


From there you can put in the reason for your roll and adjust not only the number of dice you are rolling, but the number of faces that the dice have:


In addition, you can add more than 1 roll to your post.

The purpose of this, among other things, is to allow users to more easily play games like DnD, and other forum games, with each other without having to use outside tools. While modifiers cannot be added onto the dice themselves, once the roll occurs you cannot change the outcome through the edit function. In addition, we will be changing the color of the dice later in the day to better conform with the ResetEra styling.

And speaking of styling, there are a number of new logos available to users through the logo selector. If you would like to see what is available, you can go check out this thread.

Wow, such innovation. Always on the pulse of what the community are clamoring for.

[TylenolJones]

Bdumbs learned how to add another plugin. 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/adding-a-dice-bot-and-new-logos.1225890/

[DavidCroquet]

On any other forum the first question would be, Kyuuji can you give one example of a male to female trans who has given birth?

Afaik the argument is usually about female to male trans men who gave birth after transitioning but frankly that's such an extremely rare case I find it absurd to change our language for it.

(I also have big questions about why any trans man would do it. Being a man and pregnant should be the epitome of gender dysphoria.)

I had similar thoughts about the whole chestfeeding debate (which now, apparently, Kyuuji would claim to mean that women with mastectomies something something). 

Don't call it breastfeeding, but also I am cradling my small baby to my bosom for the most elemental, fundamentally feminine act of caretaking of human offspring.

[HaughtyFrank]

From the JK Rowling Fangirl thread.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/j-k-rowling-and-her-legacy-of-hate-the-uk-gender-critical-movement.643740/page-145#post-141844662

The real offense is how low effort the gaslighting attempt is.

At least Nepenthe gave us permission to make fun of him for being a bald ginger.

Some real independent thought happening in the replies:

Like, it's your fucking job to report the news and quote people directly, why are we editorialising? Transphobia, obviously.

The impartial fair and balanced BBC strike again.

Obviously. 

The impartiality (and perceived impartiality) of BBC presenters is considered vital. We shouldn't be able to guess which side of political issues presenters are on. She is quoting an expert to make a public health recommendation. She has mangled the quote to make a political point while derisively rolling her eyes. Ultimately she delivers a confused message that leaves out several vulnerable groups of people.

It's totally indefensible. But so are all the other things the BBC blithely respond to complaints about. If this was about pretty much any other topic it would see her lose her job. But here...

Please name me the ‘several’ groups left out, that also are capable of being pregnant. Aside from Benji’s unicorns of FtM that were pregnant before transition. I’m sure those hormones won’t affect the fetus at all.

You heard it here folks, the language police say that women aren't people.

What?

Where were these cunts when the ACLU absolutely mangled a Ruth Bader Ginsburg quote in order to make it trans inclusive?

That's an illegible confusing change. Changing pregnant people to women isn't.

[benji]

You heard it here folks, the language police say that women aren't people.

I mean, you agree since you specified "women" here instead of just saying people. (Suggesting that girls are people but not women since girls and women are apparently super distinct categories.)

[Uncle]

No love for the guy in a situation where everything including my mother is trying to kill me in the wilderness? Y'all ain't serious people.

tbh I thought it sounded wacky because you're like oh I'm dying of seven kinds of chronic pain but now you are unga bunga wilderness man

[DavidCroquet]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/israel-has-attacked-iran-and-declares-a-special-state-of-emergency-update-trump-bombs-iran-read-staff-post.1217310/page-137#post-141859230

A much bigger guy slaps you.
You can try slapping him back, but that won't do you much good. You can do nothing, but that's humiliating and people will make fun at you and assume you can't stand up for yourself.
Or - You can pull a prank on him that he won't find so offensive he'll want to bother slapping you again and make a whole thing of it, but at least you can say you did something and got the "last word".
Clearly you didn't "get back" at him, because you can't, but everybody knows that - he's much bigger than you! But at least people can say you've got guts and that you didn't just stand there.

I see we have adherents to the "gangsta dissin your fly girl" school of international geopolitics on Era. 

[Alpacx]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/adding-a-dice-bot-and-new-logos.1225890/

Hello everyone,

In ResetEra's constant push to add new apps and additions that users can use to interact with each other in fun ways, we have added a dice bot.

The way this dice bot works is very very simple. When making a post click the three dots on the edit bar:


Then scroll down until you see "Dice Roll"


From there you can put in the reason for your roll and adjust not only the number of dice you are rolling, but the number of faces that the dice have:


In addition, you can add more than 1 roll to your post.

The purpose of this, among other things, is to allow users to more easily play games like DnD, and other forum games, with each other without having to use outside tools. While modifiers cannot be added onto the dice themselves, once the roll occurs you cannot change the outcome through the edit function. In addition, we will be changing the color of the dice later in the day to better conform with the ResetEra styling.

And speaking of styling, there are a number of new logos available to users through the logo selector. If you would like to see what is available, you can go check out this thread.

Wow, such innovation. Always on the pulse of what the community are clamoring for.

Benji where's our Blackjack and Hookers (sex work is work!) plugin for The Bire

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/israel-has-attacked-iran-and-declares-a-special-state-of-emergency-update-trump-bombs-iran-read-staff-post.1217310/page-137#post-141859230

A much bigger guy slaps you.
You can try slapping him back, but that won't do you much good. You can do nothing, but that's humiliating and people will make fun at you and assume you can't stand up for yourself.
Or - You can pull a prank on him that he won't find so offensive he'll want to bother slapping you again and make a whole thing of it, but at least you can say you did something and got the "last word".
Clearly you didn't "get back" at him, because you can't, but everybody knows that - he's much bigger than you! But at least people can say you've got guts and that you didn't just stand there.

I see we have adherents to the "gangsta dissin your fly girl" school of international geopolitics on Era. 

Dude is from Israel (and, curiously, ProPalestine but not insane so HamasEra have it in ignore).

[almostheathen]

Shit and here I was thinking it was a bot that randomly spouted some of Dice's stupid ass takes.

[NekoFever]

I love how half-assed it is. The dice don’t even match the site theme and it’s in a box that doesn’t match any other site element. They literally just installed a plugin. Who asked for that?

[Taco Bell Tower]

These people are so obsessed with reading everything as woke they forget girls get pregnant as well.

He was going to say something really stupid, isn’t it? Decided to just say “girls get pregnant, stupid TERFs”

So girls/women aren't people to Cuntji?

[benji]

Benji where's our Blackjack and Hookers (sex work is work!) plugin for The Bire

I love how half-assed it is. The dice don’t even match the site theme and it’s in a box that doesn’t match any other site element. They literally just installed a plugin. Who asked for that?

Could do it:

Roll dice in a variety of exciting ways via MyCode!

Features
Multiple syntaxes, including low-high, NdS, and weighted lists -- including offsets!
Customizable templates for each component
Enable or disable sum of NdS rolls
Add aliases as shorthand for complicated rolls
Add unique result messages and the range of sums at which they display for each roll
Add unique resource lists to display an item from for each die in a roll
Tamper proof! Rolls cannot be edited to abuse RNG or cherry picked.
Quoted rolls retain their original values.
Rolls wrapped in code or PHP tags are not parsed.

Or y'all could organize yourselves and type "direroll" or "roll a die" into Google.

[Snoopy]

Depends on the night and my mental state. Sometimes I'm right the fuck out, other times I spend all night rolling around and using my phone.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/can-you-fall-asleep-right-away-or-do-you-struggle.1224465/#post-141758124

Gee, what do you think happens more often?

"other times I spend all night rolling around and using my phone..."

One day the cops will pull Ted over for something minor and they'll spot something unusual. A woman's shoe. A Glee manuscript with dried blood on it. Cable ties with teeth marks.

[Boredfrom]

My condolences to those harassed at the event.

LOL what? 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/smash-bros-competitor-mang0-under-fire-for-sexually-harassing-multiple-women-at-streamer-ludwigs-beerio-kart-event.1225782/page-2

[ClothedMac]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/until-king-of-the-hill-finally-said-it-out-loud-did-you-put-it-together-about-joseph.1223604/page-2#post-141736983

User Banned (5 Days): Antagonizing another member over multiple posts

I kinda get by this thread that comprehension isn't your strength but I promise you that wasn't a brag about me at 8

Everyone else rags on that idiot. 


The also rag on the OP in this thread.  
https://www.resetera.com/threads/when-all-your-forks-are-in-the-sink-how-many-times-have-you-just-eaten-fork-foods-with-a-knife.1122864/

[Daffy Duck]

Form the JK fan girl thread

Filed a complaint via the BBC website. Doubt I will get a decent response back but hope it goes through the channels amongst others.

I've never got any satisfaction from complaining to the BBC, and I don't expect that to change now. In all likelihood we'll receive the same terrible response at the same time! Having said that this is as open-and-shut as it gets. BBC guidelines about the impartiality of newsreaders are incredibly clear, and inserting a polticial point by misquoting a public health expert making a public health statement is astonishing. I also think her social media use is pretty unwise... assuming of course that she isn't trying to get sacked.

Brain rot

[Daffy Duck]

My God…

Man, this was super exciting. I guess teachers get this--not all though. But teaching is a very hard job, especially these days, especially in the States, where pubic education is always under attack and scapegoated.

But man, the anticipation of having a whole summer to yourself, do what you want--unless you were a camp kid lol.

Kinda sad, to be honest.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/its-it-sad-that-adults-dont-have-comparable-event-to-the-last-day-of-school.1226199/

They just constantly want to be children sitting around watching cartoons all day

[DavidCroquet]

do they expect that people will cook alive in the sun due to the BBC presenter's clarification? 

"Tragedy strikes in the UK today, when a heavily pregnant transman roasted on the sidewalk like one of those dry crispy earthworms. His last words were, reportedly, 'but the BBC presenter specified pregnant women...I thought that meant I was safe'."

[DavidCroquet]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/smash-bros-competitor-mang0-under-fire-for-sexually-harassing-multiple-women-at-streamer-ludwigs-beerio-kart-event.1225782/#post-141856215

He was previously banned on Twitch years ago for drunkenly humping an anime figure on stream.

This isn't directed at you, but

Even though the Smash community rolled their eyes at Twitch's ruling and found it insulting that Mang0 was banned for the same amount of time as the female streamer who bent over and showed her entire body, it seems that Twitch wasn't alone in its reaction to Mang0's figure humping.

Did the article need to include this?

It's funny, it was the first thing that came to mind when I read the OP (and not the article). Like, they banned a dude for I'm assuming dry humping a toy, but reading terrorist manifestos and showing hole is a slap on the wrist.

Obviously Twitch is beside the point...but actually, when you're talking about retarded streamer personalities and their inability to emulate acceptable human behaviors, maybe it isn't?

[Boredfrom]

Watching Hasans stream, looks like israel is still bombing tehran and its pretty heavy stuff.

These bloodthirsty fucks dont know when to quit.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/israel-has-attacked-iran-and-declares-a-special-state-of-emergency-update-trump-bombs-iran-read-staff-post.1217310/page-139#post-141868332

[Taco Bell Tower]

Form the JK fan girl thread

Filed a complaint via the BBC website. Doubt I will get a decent response back but hope it goes through the channels amongst others.

I've never got any satisfaction from complaining to the BBC, and I don't expect that to change now. In all likelihood we'll receive the same terrible response at the same time! Having said that this is as open-and-shut as it gets. BBC guidelines about the impartiality of newsreaders are incredibly clear, and inserting a polticial point by misquoting a public health expert making a public health statement is astonishing. I also think her social media use is pretty unwise... assuming of course that she isn't trying to get sacked.

Brain rot

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-one-couple-unmasked-the-biggest-troll-on-the-internet-tattle-life.1224342/

[Boredfrom]

SCOTUS will side with the trump administration on 99% of things. People got too excited that literally one thing "kinda" went our way. They have already overturned decades of precedent on other cases. It's going to be an absolute shit show

lol what? 

“Just one thing.” 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/supreme-court-permits-trump-administration-to-resume-third-country-removals-—-like-deportations-to-sudan-—-without-limited-notice.1226226/#post-141869616