Random Talk

[Nintex]

Hahah not like that, more the Paul Atreides modern DUNE / Matrix style. All black. Black background, black outfit, in her case a black dress. Great contrast with her blond hair. Anyway the date is set, first one that's actually helpful, I confirmed for tommorow and she knew a better parking lot and route to avoid the traffic jams. 

Considering her very specific instructions for everything including where to park and her heat seeking missile targetting with her questions and answers. I'm pretty sure she's going to show up. I also know what it is that connects us because that is what she never talked or asked about, not ever anything personal. 

The same conclusion that got me a wooden coin minted from an ancient tree the other week, literally a piece of national treasure, only the king and a few other people have 1 of these 1000 coins. With the caption: "Without good options, it'll be difficult, always rethink". A professor at the AI seminar gave it to me because I was the only one that noticed what wasn't there and answered his trick question correctly. It's why Nvidia wanted to talk to the 'smartest guy in the room' but that personal note he included hit me like a ton of bricks. 

The how and why though is the biggest mystery. It could be a lucky draw from the app but I'm thinking someone shared my story or my profile and she did her research before taking action. I won't bring it up if she doesn't but if she does she'll be shocked I figured it out. And in these cases my accuracy has been 90%.

[Uncle]

you know what's fucking bullshit

every emoji ordering on most major services looks like this



the basic smiley face is 20th

the first smiley with his stupid open mouth looks way too excited! I don't want to send that shit! I want to send a regular, classic smile! what the fuck are all these hyper excitable grinning and crying laughing motherfuckers taking precedence here

what the fuck man

[Nintex]

Aaww she called in sick, postponed to friday

"I have no time to be sick"

I had my co-worker guess which messages were hers and which were mine. He was correct on 3/10. Blaming China for climate change while at the same time dismissing it as 'the weather' really threw him off.

At least I have a few more gym and creatine gains when we meet. Lord knows I'll need those for the Duchess curves.

[Polident]

At a cafe. This person of short stature (I had to look up the politically correct term) sits next to me and he’s wearing a Biggie Smalls t-shirt. The one with the crown. I point at it and say “Biggie?”. He started to get angry until he realized what shirt he was wearing. Nice guy.

[Nintex]

Send her a message to see if she has recovered for our walk tommorow or crashed out. It sure happens a lot.

If she has crashed out it would be a shame. What I hate about that mostly is the time they waste. I'm hoping this one is different but we'll see.

If she's another ghost I'm going to change the bio to something bolder.

"We're running behind schedule and have to go a bit quicker on this. If you could just leave a like that would be great."



Also I remember being 6"1 but I'm actually 6"2.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

get some help tex

[Nintex]

Well she really is different than my previous dates. Bored to death of being sick. Hopes she can make it tommorow. Clear communication. Haven't vibed with anyone this well so far.

As for help I'm popping 4 pills now. Creatine, Ginseng, Minerals, Vitamins. Hitting the gym. Doing a lot of things. I feel great.

24F actually made me aware I was taller. 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I think my talent is developing people who are needy and letting flourish until they tell me to fuck off.

[Nintex]

Best work-out yet. Both me and the PT were surprised it went this well after a week without training. 
He's told me to up the creatine dose big time though. About 6 pills a day. Next week 2 sessions again.

[Nintex]

No date today unfortunately. I'll leave her be to recover over the weekend and see if she wants to plan something for next week on sunday.

In the meantime I've responded to a single mom looking for a casual date. Not sure if I want to bark up this tree but her profile did list a bunch of common interests and she looks pretty cute so it could be a fun Netflix and chill thing. We'll see if she opens a chat.

Otherwise it'll just be me-time this weekend. I'm recovering much more quickly from the emotional rollercoasters now though, so that's good. Almost forgot 24F already. 
In that sense it might not be so bad that the duchess delayed. It would've been 2 days after the break-up with 24F if she hadn't gotten sick otherwise.

[Nintex]

As I was walking on the beach I realized that like me this chick values loyalty so I decided to send her a message and that was a good idea or perhaps not because she immediately reeled me in and I was poorly prepared for how prepared she was.

She's back on her feet, busy with her website. Artificial flowers because, she can't keep real ones alive. She did drop a subtle hint of what she's after though, insisted that while she can't keep plants alive, she won't have trouble keeping kids alive. Hit me out of the blue. She wants kids and was no doubt wondering how Nintex would get out of this jam. Well it's the same for me, unlike plants kids make noise. "Don't worry Nintex, I'll keep them alive "

Next she basically invited herself over with Nintex logic, "Might as well change it to a beach walk in your town with this weather if that's ok with you". The feeling that she already knows me in some way or that I've seen her before keeps creeping up and it has been sort of semi-confirmed. She visits my town often. She FBI profiles me in ways the other women haven't. Do I live in a mancave or do I have a nice interior and do I keep it clean. I'm getting "#IcanFixHim" vibes.

Not sure what she's planning though. At 35 she's certainly in the settling mood and overall has the upper hand in this thing.

[Polident]

Once again I found myself playing Mario Kart Switch 2 against actual children. Think one had confidence in their skills and invited strangers to race against. I can see why. He was first for a chunk of the race. But ask any real Mario Kart racer and they’ll tell you to hang back to avoid the blue shell and stock up better items. 



Then I went and bought a power mop. So cool.

[Uncle]

Then I went and bought a power mop.

with your winnings from beating the 8 year old?

[Polident]

Then I went and bought a power mop.

with your winnings from beating the 8 year old?

Please. 8 year olds. Multiple.

[BIONIC]

8 year olds, Dude.

[Uncle]

eight year-olds?

[Nintex]

It's apparently legal now


At first I was a little worried the lady would find me too soft like the other right wingers but I realize it's one of those "opposite of what she says she wants" moments. 

She's into me because she found her enigma. a right wing simp.

[Nintex]

3 hour date, we had a good time. Beach walk and some drinks at the beach club.

Goals, politics, values and some interests align well enough. but she's not sure if she feels enough chemistry between us. I think she's great but I can see her point. At times when I expected a spark to fly it just didn't or was very low key. I strongly got the feeling: "This is the 'type' of woman I want" but not: "This is the woman I want". What was missing, hard to tell.

She's not against the idea of hanging out again but unsure if it'll lead to a different outcome.

[Nintex]

Another great gym session, we've set some serious ambitious goals for the next month. PT expects results quickly, based on how weights get heavier every session so far.
I explained a bit about my personality type so he is pushing me more. All the training is also fueling higher T levels. 

Also got a new match, a very cute one too, 26, lives in this town also and plays a mf piano. Hopefully she drops her number.

I might drop the ginseng for a bit though. It works, too well maybe. 

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

8 year olds, Dude.

eight year-olds?

It's apparently legal now 

[Ethan]

Last night, I dreamed I was in Israel (?), watching a women's soccer game (??). Then rockets started flying in, and being intercepted. Old men and kids arrived screaming in arabic. As they were about to beat me up with sticks, I flashed my passport, yelling "canadiense" in spanish (???). They let me go. I was trying to escape the scene, but couldn't find my backpack anywhere. Then I woke up.

Can this senseless war finally end so I can go back to dream about being 11 and missing the school bus?

[BIONIC]

Not until you unsubscribe from Gamepass, chudlord

[Uncle]

dude I found a weird backpack in my dream

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

dude I found a weird backpack in my dream

So it falls to you to carry out the mission.

[Nintex]

Had a great dream as usual. Things are coming together again, just need to circumvent the nay sayers.

Talked to some dudes who were at the crossroads where I am before. Sort of clients, sort of business partners. In their 40's now and they never settled. 

It just wasn't worth it basically. A lot of work for very little pay off. Even the things they got going became problematic quick. Their advice was to get the most out of the first date as possible because it'll likely be the last. Women talk about building is just a smokescreen and a way to minimize their own effort. Most don't know how to build.

Their pond is festivals, they invited me to one. In most cases women outnumber the men. It's one of those things women convinced themselves doesn't count, like travel hook-ups.

[Rendle]

Last night, I dreamed I was in Israel (?), watching a women's soccer game (??). Then rockets started flying in, and being intercepted. Old men and kids arrived screaming in arabic. As they were about to beat me up with sticks, I flashed my passport, yelling "canadiense" in spanish (???). They let me go. I was trying to escape the scene, but couldn't find my backpack anywhere. Then I woke up.

Can this senseless war finally end so I can go back to dream about being 11 and missing the school bus?

What happened to the women playing soccer were they ok

[Polident]

The other day this electronics store had an offer where buying Panasonic products entered you into a Disney prize giveaway. I won a pink Disney princess handkerchief. Some time later I held the elevator for a mother and her daughter. The kid is fixated on the unopened handkerchief I’m holding so I ask the mother if she wants it. This girl was so excited and happy about a dumb pink handkerchief. I stated to get embarrassed so I left at the wrong floor.

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

"No honey, you can't keep the handkerchief from the strange man in the elevator."

[Polident]

The ideal outcome. I heard stories of crazies putting razor blades in handkerchiefs they hand out to kids. Now this was a sealed item, direct from a Vietnamese sweatshop. Given by a normal, functioning member of the human race. Who has bullied children at Mario Kart on two separate occasions. But you can never be too careful.

[benji]

Last night, I dreamed I was in Israel (?), watching a women's soccer game (??). Then rockets started flying in, and being intercepted. Old men and kids arrived screaming in arabic. As they were about to beat me up with sticks, I flashed my passport, yelling "canadiense" in spanish (???). They let me go. I was trying to escape the scene, but couldn't find my backpack anywhere. Then I woke up.

Can this senseless war finally end so I can go back to dream about being 11 and missing the school bus?

What happened to the women playing soccer were they ok

And I get there and I rescue them, but they're all women and they're naked because their clothes have rotted off. But I get them into the helicopter, and I'm flying the helicopter, but I can still sneak a look in the mirror and I can see everything, you know. One of them's bending over, two of them are kissing...