Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Boredfrom]

Us pirate chads stay winning, imagine getting cucked by credit card companies. Actually, why on earth would you provide your personal details to buy this depraved garbage lol, I thought that's what crypto is for.

Not that anything of value was lost doe. Real dedicated gooners still have dlsite.

Dlsite also got screwed by Payment Processors when they tried to go global.

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

suffer, gooner games. suffer.

[HaughtyFrank]

It's just so funny to me that all Resetera takes issue with is that they're Christian. Remove that one element and they'd praise the hell out of them and talk about how disgusting it is that they're being attacked by the evil chuds

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/please-do-not-turn-off-the-power-while-reading-this-post.1248873/#post-142915341

The whole point is to make it clear that interrupting power to the device while the game is in the middle of a save process will corrupt your save data.

If you haven't lived through the experience the way I did when my DS' battery died while I was saving the game after I caught Lugia in Pokemon Soul Silver, trust me, it's a good warning to have. People get PISSED when their save data gets eaten.

First reply to immediately

[Boredfrom]

suffer, gooner games. suffer.

Okay, grandpa.

[Boredfrom]

Why do people keep coming into the thread to throw up their hands and say "Well, it's all over guys... he won. MAGA doesn't care."?

I know we've all been burned, and after the election it's easier than ever to be a Doomer. But this is clearly not at all good for him or his health.

As warped as this country is, I don't see any sort of philia becoming accepted in the mainstream. People were pointing out child brides, but that's a niche of a niche which creeps the vast majority of the country out. No disrespect to Missouri but I don't see us modeling our country after weird laws in red states.

I think if any man can convince America that not having sex with children is the degenerate perversion, and having sex with children is a wholesome-God approved thing that only true patriots would do, it's Trump.

 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/wsj-jeffrey-epsteins-friends-sent-him-bawdy-letters-for-a-50th-birthday-album-one-was-from-donald-trump-update-trump-suing-wsj-and-murdoch.1246782/page-24#post-142933617

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/royce-johnson-returning-as-brett-mahoney-for-daredevil-born-again-season-2.1243500/#post-142671603

I cannot begin to describe how overjoyed I am by this news. I canceled my Disney+ subscription and that will remain that way, but I'll buy a used copy on 4K blu-ray because (some of) my faith has been restored.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/cilvanis-when-your-friend-thinks-dandadan-is-sus.1240905/page-5#post-142546521

 User Banned (permanent): Dismissive commentary around depictions of sexual assault. Prior bans for downplaying racism and downplaying the sexualization of minors.

Not gonna dismiss the concerns, but there is far more actual evil in this world to get worked up over vs letting a couple of scenes ruin an entire anime for you. Dan Da Dan is fun with crazy direction, and is also covering some...off-base source material. But I'm not gonna pretend to be offended about it. On behalf of whom?

[benji]

They apparently temporarily close nintendo direct threads whenever Hogwarts Legacy is being shown so the plebs wouldn’t discuss it

Wish the ResetERA.com staff cared about genocide this much.

[FUME5]

I just did a deep dive into the Steam gooner game situation.

Train Capacity 300% has been removed but Train Capacity 300% 2 has not.

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

You'd think that one count of downplaying the sexualization of minors would be enough.

[Chumbawumbafan69]

You'd think that one count of downplaying the sexualization of minors would be enough.

It's not as if it's a serious offense like white fragility.

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

suffer, gooner games. suffer.

Okay, grandpa.

benji, boredfrom misgendered me. 

[benji]

Okay, grandpa.

benji, boredfrom misgendered me. 

Unfortunately, the Latinx have problems with proper gender pronouns as many of them still cling to their colonized ways.

[Snoopy]

FORUM WAR!

https://www.resetera.com/threads/no-rest-for-the-wicked-may-skip-xbox-at-launch-due-to-market-conditions-thomas-mahler-said.1249383/

[Tektonic]

locked by the purple forum. typical

[kaleidoscopium]

We're not going to host off-site drama with other forums,

https://www.resetera.com/threads/no-rest-for-the-wicked-may-skip-xbox-at-launch-due-to-market-conditions-thomas-mahler-said.1249383/#post-142941825

Off-site drama meaning when a developer rightfully calls your site out as being disrespected in the industry?

[Besticus Maximus]

Lore drop 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-best-workout-for-your-personality.1249173/

As a clown it's generally in everyone's best interest that there's no one near by when I'm working out, or hijinks ensue.

But genuinely it is kind of dangerous as things like walking on a barrel or a ball really takes a lot of concentration and space so those can't really be done easily in a crowded gym

[Uncle]

Ted The Terrible Swimmer writes -

As someone who barely survived drowning as a kid, it's not something I would ever wish on anyone else.

RIP, Malcolm. A real fucking shame.

ME ME ME ME ME ME


https://www.resetera.com/threads/malcolm-jamal-warner-cosby-show-alum-dead-at-54.1248981/#post-142918182

He really knows to make everything about himself

y'know...I almost drowned as a kid too, and hearing the news that a former celebrity drowned vacationing in costa rica at age 54, the thought of bringing this up wasn't anywhere near my mind

I only thought of it in the context of him butting in to share fun facts apropos of nothing

like how is that fact about me relevant at all to this news, drowning in your 50s is a lot different than almost drowning as a kid and I probably can't even afford a vacation to costa rica

also what is even added to the conversation by saying "wow yeah it doesn't feel good to drown, I bet you didn't even think about that, you probably thought it feels good but it doesn't"

[Disco55]

I think for real Drowning or choking is the worst way to die. It certainly would be for me.

[Snoopy]

I keep forgetting Gaf is a thing. Last time I looked it was basically just edgy ree being all excited because they could post about skull shapes. Fair dues though, I got a good chuckle out of this -

Peroroncino said:
purple forum got mad about Thomas calling them purple forum here on GAF, they closed the thread immediately xD

Watch out, they're oofing

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/no-rest-for-the-wicked-may-be-skipping-xbox-due-to-market-conditions-update-dev-reply-added-to-op.1686511/page-5#post-270647117

[Lonewulfeus]

I think for real Drowning or choking is the worst way to die. It certainly would be for me.

Not to be all cause of death power ranky here, but for me choking/drowning is second to burning to death.

[Taco Bell Tower]

FORUM WAR!

https://www.resetera.com/threads/no-rest-for-the-wicked-may-skip-xbox-at-launch-due-to-market-conditions-thomas-mahler-said.1249383/

First post

He still posts on GAF?

Ooof.

Like listen, Mr. Mahler - I'm sure you can see this post. You have no obligation to post here, but to still post on NeoGAF of all places, you are not beating any allegations my guy.

[Venice]

FORUM WAR!

https://www.resetera.com/threads/no-rest-for-the-wicked-may-skip-xbox-at-launch-due-to-market-conditions-thomas-mahler-said.1249383/

The tl:dr of that thread is Thomas Mahler (best known for being Ori and the Will of the Wisps studio head, and having huge hate boners for other devs) posted on NeoGAF and referred to ResetEra as 'the Purple forum'.





This comparison immediately triggers several hyper sensitive Era men in their 40's and 50's:

Love how he tries to demean Era by referring it to the purple forum whilst posting on Gaf of all places, what an absolute tool.

Former worst NeoGAF moderator of all time (and the first one to stab Tyler in the balls during the great meltdown) Bishoptl, pipes up too:

'purple forum' lol

He got temp banned, account is still up.

Purple place lol what a fucking loser.

Purple forum hahahah

Kerash cracks a funny

I need this to be a logo for the next contest.

It's very funny how they're mocking Thomas Mahler for referring to Era as 'the Purple forum'...

Especially when you consider FOR THE LAST EIGHT FUCKING YEARS ALL OF ERA HAS BEEN DOING THE EXACT SAME AND HAVE BEEN TERRIFIED OF DIRECTLY NAMING NEOGAF IN CASE THEY GOT BANNED:

It was ALWAYS 'The Old Site, The Old Place, The Old Site, The Old Place'. Handful of random threads found on Google:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/people-of-the-old-place-how-much-more-or-less-active-are-you.144035/

https://www.resetera.com/threads/people-who-didnt-come-from-the-old-place-how-did-you-find-resetera-and-what-made-you-want-to-join.161422/

https://www.resetera.com/threads/have-you-made-friends-here-old-place.336774/

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-visited-the-old-site-just-to-see-how-bad-it-got-i-shouldnt-have-done-that.227569/

https://www.resetera.com/threads/whats-the-best-legendary-thread-from-this-place-or-the-old-place.1017630/


Threads like this, where ResetEra is directly called out by a developer, always shows how, deep down, people on Era are actually fucking embarrassed and ashamed to be posting on such a retarded website.

They all know it's a shithole.

[Taco Bell Tower]

Speaking of Thomas Mahler
https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-are-gamers-so-eager-to-trust-and-even-forgive-the-snake-oil-salesmen.372420/

[Boredfrom]

Being fair, Mahler is a notorious asshole, so I doubt ERA is embarrassed of being called out by him. 

He was already pretty outspoken even before Ori released.

[Boredfrom]

And let me also say, from the perspective of a developer, all of this just sucks. Back in 2014, I remember some journalist from some big publication telling us that Ori almost got the cover article of some magazine I read frequently, but ultimately they had to pick No Man's Sky cause it was the 'bigger game'. I kinda agreed back then, thinking to myself: "Ok, I get it, they have to promote the bigger game, they obviously have to go for the clicks. Sucks, but that's how the game is played." But then I really felt bamboozled once No Man's Sky came out and it became clear that all this hype was really just built on lies and the honest guy who just showed his actual product really got kicked in the balls because the lying guy was able to make up some tall tales that held absolutely no substance.

I know this whole thread might come off as me sounding bitter and I'm sure there'll be some people that see this as me shitting on other devs. No, I'm not. I'm shitting on liars and people that are okay with openly deceiving others. I'd argue that we should all agree that this shit is not okay. If I go and buy a car and the car salesman sells me a car that supposedly has 300 horse power, but on the drive home after the purchase I notice that he switched out the motor when I wasn't looking, I'd be rightfully pissed off, cause I was deceived.

And yet, gamers and journalists don't really seem to mind all that much. Yeah, the backlash is coming, but usually you see a ton of people then arguing that they like the game that came out of it anyway. That is so not the point. It doesn't matter if the snake oil actually tastes fine. Don't sell me on features that don't exist. Don't paint a picture that you'll not be able to deliver. Just don't fucking lie to me. You're fucking over gamers, you're fucking over journalists (that should know better, so shame on you!) and you're fucking over other developers.

There, I said my piece, felt like a chip I needed to get off my shoulder and I think this is a wrong that we should set right so that this won't happen anymore.

Is funny given the dude is now in this situation with No Rest for the Wicked.

[nachobro]

Former worst NeoGAF moderator of all time (and the first one to stab Tyler in the balls during the great meltdown) Bishoptl, pipes up too:

'purple forum' lol

this is not the same person. also not the worst gaf mod

[kaleidoscopium]

Those Ori games are so good, 9/10 and 10/10 respectively.

[Besticus Maximus]

Must be quite frustrating for the people making what must be a half decent game if the studio head nukes it all by being jeffvgm but instead of marvel it’s himself. 

Still he might make a good boreummer one day.

‘They’re oofing again’ had me chuckling a bit.