The #MutualAid Housewives of Bluesky County

[Jansen]

https://bsky.app/profile/patchw3rk.bsky.social

 Oh shit it's twohearts!!!!

[Bootsthecat]

That 6 year old has phenomenal grammar

[Jansen]

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

It definitely doesn't. 

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

little girl city? 

[BIONIC]

Boredfrom’s alt?

[Kyon1988]

Doesn't two hearts have any parents? Looking at their BS feed I see someone who shouldn't be allowed on the internet. This person is 26. I fear things can go very wrong without the proper guidance.

[Tektonic]

britt is laughing all the way to the grift bank

[Jansen]

My life stalled out because of Gaza 

[Potato]

Turn the internet off bro. Like seriously.

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

My 5070 ti arrived today, no thanks to you Nazi fucks. None of you care if I can play Cyberpunk on ultra live or die.

I thought this was a progressive forum, but I was forced to buy the things I want with the fruits of my own labour. Like a fucking chump.

Mutual aid? All that time spent jacking off Jansen apparently meant nothing.

[BIONIC]

Maybe if you jacked me off instead

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

Maybe if you jacked me off instead 

Sorry, but that hog is more than I can handle. 

[Jansen]

[Ethan]

Troubles in the polycule?

[Besticus Maximus]

You'd think most of these arguments are about them 'cheating' on each other with different loonies on bluesky

[Jansen]

Britt???

[simiansmarts]

He must’ve found out fag4all is paypigging for a different guy’s mutual aid fund

[benji]

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Britt???

I don't get it, if I reply to these accounts by affirming them that we do all hate them I'm the one who gets punished. I thought we were supposed to be affirming everyone's delusions? I'm so tired.

[Jansen]

I just don't understand how all these trans people retweeting anime pedo garbage all day and not having any kind of a life could be so depressed all the time

[benji]

These dudes claim to be in a relationship but then they tweet every other day asking if anyone likes them or cares about them to usually zero responses. Aren't you in a fucking relationship with a bunch of people? Did you not talk to one of them for a single day and now you're being passive aggressive about them all? Jeez, I wonder....

Teenagers are generally more mature than these 30-40 year olds. Look at the one I posted about finally being able to wear the clothes they want. Like wtf, who was stopping you?  Teenagers with jobs or who go to college figure this shit out instantly. You didn't do anything and now you're mad nothing happened.

Learned helplessness -> I must be a woman because women are helpless and people do everything for them and it's fine for them to be sexual -> I tell people I'm a woman and people still aren't doing stuff for me??? -> Fucking capitalism!

[Cauliflower Of Love]

really fag4all?

Be clever at least like

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Like, benjilikescocks

[simiansmarts]

These dudes claim to be in a relationship but then they tweet every other day asking if anyone likes them or cares about them to usually zero responses. Aren't you in a fucking relationship with a bunch of people? Did you not talk to one of them for a single day and now you're being passive aggressive about them all? Jeez, I wonder....

Teenagers are generally more mature than these 30-40 year olds. Look at the one I posted about finally being able to wear the clothes they want. Like wtf, who was stopping you?  Teenagers with jobs or who go to college figure this shit out instantly. You didn't do anything and now you're mad nothing happened.

Learned helplessness -> I must be a woman because women are helpless and people do everything for them and it's fine for them to be sexual -> I tell people I'm a woman and people still aren't doing stuff for me??? -> Fucking capitalism!

These are not actual relationships, they’re fellow guys from their group masturbation sessions over discord voice chat. They just LARP as a “awesome lesbian polycule!!!” on begsky to shill eachother’s mutual aid links and makes them horny.
 
The vent tweets are just reality kicking in for guys like Melody.

[benji]

How dare you erase these loving intricate relationships by implying they're nothing more than normal friendships from social shut-ins.

[BIONIC]

I wish I was cool enough to be in group masturbation sessions over discord

[Besticus Maximus]

I wish I was cool enough to be in group masturbation sessions over discord

Get to work on that dream warhammer gundams rpg maker game then

[simiansmarts]

I wish I was cool enough to be in group masturbation sessions over discord

Get to work on that dream warhammer gundams rpg maker game then

And it better have translesbian wlw romances!!

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I wish I was cool enough to be in group masturbation sessions over discord

You are, you just don't know it.

[benji]