Random Talk

[Nintex]

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I bought a pack of marlboro reds, and they are 10 bucks now? what the ever living shit?

[Nintex]

In this country that'll set you back $20 pre tariffs

[Cauliflower Of Love]

"Coming, is that ok"

My client sent this

Shame I never heard that from any of my girls.

[Nintex]

Client told me about her break up. 

Guy is a photographer, she's doing some kind of coaching thing. He insisted on new pics for the site.

Now that she broke up he send her a 11k invoice for the photos. She settled on 50%. 

[Nintex]

New date lined up, a bit older 38F, 2 kids, red hair and a big nerd, Pokemon tattoo level nerd.

How did I feel about tattoos, one of many shit tests.
I have no tattoos but I do have a cool friend that owns a tattoo shop. In other words I'm not anti-tattoo. It works. You gotta have the cards  

I've put some new learnings to the test and to my surprise it works. She's a bit more chatty than others and a bit more intense, makes sense she's an ENTJ like me but not as trained. She's a bit exhausted from trying to control all the time so she'd like someone else in charge. It was easy to lead her on and she said I had no idea how romantic it was. However, when she hit me with: "How long are you single?" I just derailed the convo with a "you'll never guess what I'm doing" ... "I cook!" She thanked me for the fun chat, I thanked her for letting my food get cold. 

If all goes as planned she's visiting my town late afternoon on saturday. I broke the 'rule' because none of my friends are around, most places are closed on monday and she had a saturday shift at the hospital so no kids for the weekend. I've picked the place where we can chill on the sofa close to my appartment.



But most of all I broke the rule because it went in the kinks direction fast. She hit me off guard when I asked her if she knew what my favorite color was. She guessed: "Red, like my butt after you spank it". Correct on both accounts. Now I have to wait to see how she acts IRL as sometimes people just talk shit in the chat but it sounds like it'll be fun. I can deliver on the things that turn her on in fact they are highly compatible with my tastes. Plus she only recently discovered this about herself. Had one bf, married, divorced, is now exploring but picky(I was the choosen one from 400 likes she said, yeah I bet but I do think she's looking for quality like she says). I am going to shop for some entry level "stuff" if only to build-up my own excitement.

She thinks the Audi A3 is a very nice car and would suit my style, the feedback I needed on that decision. I'm mostly undecided on the color at this point.

[Besticus Maximus]

Tattoos are no buemo imo. I went on a date with a girl who had an alien chestburster tattoo once, true story. She was very nice but it wouldn't have worked out.

[Nintex]

As an ENTJ she is all in on her aesthetic as a redhead so I can relate. She said she has a Charmander, Charmeleon and Charizard. 

I was kind of surprised though, usually it ends with the single moms around bed time. They are all excited, then they put the kids to bed, sometimes send a picture of the kids and the "guilt" sets in. This one put the kids to bed, so I thought here we go again and sure enough she send a picture of her cat but then it wasn't followed up by a picture of her kids but her kinks instead.

While she wants me to lead she hinted at how she wants the entire fantasy to play out. A 3 or 4 hour dinner has no use, I'll try to compress that in 2 hours max and then it's a go or no go. Movie with a blanket and cuddling is the thing she suggested to warm her up and then it's time for fun. We exchanged some favorite movies, she's no fan of Tom Cruise but she did like Top Gun Maverick. Chicks dig psychological thrillers but with 24F I found out they are mood killers for dates. I'm thinking something not too demanding with a nice pace and a little romance that can easily fade into the background and doesn't demand full focus and attention like Casino Royale.

Long term I have serious reservations but I'm just keeping my focus to get the most out of this first date. My profile is also a bit more fuckboi with new pics of me sitting at a beachclub and one where I'm wearing a white unbuttoned shirt with folded arms almost like I'm being interviewed for a love island thing or whatever. Also some close ups in addition to full body shots.

Also still had on my profile that I was a Christian, which at this point is debatable. So I've changed that to atheist. Again a signal that traditional marriage is not my focus right now.

[Polident]

There are tsunami warnings and trains back are cancelled so I’m trying to see the best approach right now. I’m very dumb and didn’t take it seriously when I read about it this morning. Silver lining is I played all the Disaster Report games and am prepared for melancholic stories of human struggle amid obtuse puzzles and jank.

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

There are tsunami warnings and trains back are cancelled so I’m trying to see the best approach right now. I’m very dumb and didn’t take it seriously when I read about it this morning. Silver lining is I played all the Disaster Report games and am prepared for melancholic stories of human struggle amid obtuse puzzles and jank.

Please let your next of kin know to inform us of your fate in the event of your inevitable death.

[Nintex]

Yoko Taro 

[Polident]

It’s bright and sunny out. I don’t know. I’m right by Tokyo Bay, too. The biggest danger has been a tanker with “Dong oil and fats” on the side driving through a red light.

[HardcoreRetro]

I got the perfect movie for you Nintex. 

Put on Irreversible and during the 10 minute rape scene turn to the girl and say: "You know, this kind of turns me on."

[Nintex]

The nerd/kink combination is weird, yet engaging. 

It starts with a picture of a bird, she went to the zoo with her kids. I didn't really respond all day. no time. only after dinner did I send her a short somewhat sexist message.
Sure enough at 8PM sharp the kids go to bed and then her fun time begins.

One moment we are discussing the increased T-levels from my lifting and her preference in audiobook voices, the next my writing skills as a videogame reviewer. But for some reason it always circles back to how down she is to fuck and try out the things from her smut novels. The T level though, maybe she couldn't handle it so I offered to stop with the ginseng and multi-vitamins for a few days. On second thought she wondered if maybe I should up to dose. I wanted to see if that level of excitement and signaling would last and it has so I've ordered some things. 

She also doesn't mind if I just derail everything in that direction. What does she find attractive in a partner [insert buzzwords]. What do I find attractive? Well, her first tinder pic shows off her decent milkers, so that first and foremost. That's weird she says, I see it as my last picture. Well I reply, the algorithm knows what I like. Green checkmark. 

Linkin Park, she likes to sing along with it. That's "another" noise complaint from my neighbours. 

She says she often scares other men because she's too open and upfront as an ENTJ, complaining that they're not asking her out quick enough or don't compliment her tits. But like her I operate 100% on logic if she rides horses and enjoys spanking a riding crop makes sense. If she obviously displays her milkers, she wants to be complimented for those. She likes a fast pace so the movie and blanket are out and her upbeat music and fresh sheets on the boxspring are in.

[Polident]

Yeah

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

Is Nintex our version of PlanetSmasher?

[Polident]

Anyway I think I’m gonna try that Alinamin V energy drink that had Arnold tweaking in those old commercials. Already had several shots of espresso that didn’t do it so I’m interested to see if it works or my heart explodes

[Potato]

Did you fuck anyone yet nintex?

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

Anyway I think I’m gonna try that Alinamin V energy drink that had Arnold tweaking in those old commercials. Already had several shots of espresso that didn’t do it so I’m interested to see if it works or my heart explodes

Please let your next of kin know to inform us of your fate in the event of your inevitable death.

[Polident]

Anyway I think I’m gonna try that Alinamin V energy drink that had Arnold tweaking in those old commercials. Already had several shots of espresso that didn’t do it so I’m interested to see if it works or my heart explodes

Please let your next of kin know to inform us of your fate in the event of your inevitable death.

Unfortunately, the drink works. A lot of health drinks here are just “fuck it, 10,0… no 20,000% daily vitamin c.” This drink was an excessive amount of vitamin b, but I haven’t yawned since.

The day is young. I may find other ways to risk my health. Not a shit post (yet?), I passed by two Taco Bells today. Might roll the dice on a chalupa.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Did you fuck anyone yet nintex?

They amount of pussy he's always talking about handling you'd  he would be a dad by now.

[Potato]

Anyway I think I’m gonna try that Alinamin V energy drink that had Arnold tweaking in those old commercials. Already had several shots of espresso that didn’t do it so I’m interested to see if it works or my heart explodes

Please let your next of kin know to inform us of your fate in the event of your inevitable death.

Unfortunately, the drink works. A lot of health drinks here are just “fuck it, 10,0… no 20,000% daily vitamin c.” This drink was an excessive amount of vitamin b, but I haven’t yawned since.

The day is young. I may find other ways to risk my health. Not a shit post (yet?), I passed by two Taco Bells today. Might roll the dice on a chalupa.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-06-28/tga-takes-action-over-b6-toxicity/105470210

Dodgy vitamin and energy drink companies are stuffing b6 into everything and it's causing toxicity cases to rise.

https://www1.racgp.org.au/newsgp/clinical/i-couldn-t-walk-gp-s-personal-story-of-vitamin-b6

Overloading you system with excessive doses of vitamins is just gonna fuck your organs up.

[Nintex]

Did you fuck anyone yet nintex?

Not yet with these app dates but this one is more than down to fuck. If she shows up it'll happen. The things she said she wants to do completely match my shopping list.

Plus my gut feeling was right that she has no experience with those kinks. She only recently got her first wand.

She is and has been dominant as an ENTJ and seeks a more dominant one to surrender to. She understands it's not physical dominance but mental dominance.

I blasted through my gym routine in 30 minutes instead of an hour today. My PT thinks it's the adrenaline from work. But he doesn't know I'm chatting with a woman asking to be blindfolded, collared and cuffed to my boxspring. I shared the order confirmation as a tease that I'm game and she is dying to know what I ordered.

Even outside the sub/dom stuff nearly all her needs are sexual. Taking a bath together, spooning etc. . Her ex was not into any of that at all and wanted her to be "normal" and as a typical Dutch guy would not say "I love you" in public. So she dumped him after years of mostly dead bedroom. 

I'm the most relaxed I've ever been before I date because everything has been discussed in the chat and I don't have to pretend I care about her kids or whatever.

[BIONIC]

Nintex after his “date”

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Costanza has the worst nipples.

[Polident]

In a restaurant overhearing a Polish family and Japanese family chatting in broken English. Typical chat about what tourist stuff they’ve done in Japan. Then the Japanese dad says he’d like to learn Polish. The Polish father gets very serious and loud “Do not learn Polish!” and now neither family is talking to each other. They’re quietly eating at their adjoining tables.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Polish is japanese for the F word.

[BIONIC]

Polish is japanese for the F word.

How bout you polish this knob? lmao goteem

[Cauliflower Of Love]

when did homophobes join this gay forum?

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

In a restaurant overhearing a Polish family and Japanese family chatting in broken English. Typical chat about what tourist stuff they’ve done in Japan. Then the Japanese dad says he’d like to learn Polish. The Polish father gets very serious and loud “Do not learn Polish!” and now neither family is talking to each other. They’re quietly eating at their adjoining tables.

Maybe Polish dad thinks it would be a waste of time for Japanese dad to learn the language.

Reminds me of the American guy who was upset when he was in Poland and excitedly told the Polish server that he was Polish and the response was, "Yes, everyone here is Polish".