Random Talk

[Besticus Maximus]

Here’s a pic of my dog being Sif

[Nintex]

[Polident]

Reading that and now amazon.co.jp is recommending a product called “Air Jet Disinfecting EX, Bath Soaking Rough and Cumming in 30 Seconds without Scrubbing.”

[Nintex]

Change of plans but an ok outcome overall.

She had a rough day at the ICU, a patient was dying. Instead of bringing up my history of hospitals I told her good luck and that it was nice to date a man that can handle talk about a drop of blood and bodily functions. She loved that. She asked if it was ok to just have dinner as she felt too tired to stay the night. A bit of a bummer but I felt that maybe I could convince her to stay if she came over so I told her that was fine.

We ended up hanging out for dinner for about 3 - 4 hours and had a lot of fun together. When she told me about her absent father I said: "Ah, so that's where your daddy issues come from" and she was in stitches.

We'll probably plan the next date focused on the 'gifts' thursday or next weekend.

[benji]

"Do not learn Polish!" just seems like inherently practical advice for anyone except for people in Poland.

[Nintex]

It's still on. I gave her my review, she gave me hers. Great character match but we both needed more than a fireplace and cuddling on the couch. I gave her 3 stars. She agreed and apologized she wasn't at her best and also wasn't sure about the physical match because we didn't get to that part but felt our characters matched perfectly.

I send her a pic of things to help with her daddy issues and the after care and she loves it. As far as I'm concerned the 'past' file is now closed and we will focus on the solution.

[Polident]

Pro of it being nearly 40c and feeling your skin sizzling in the sun. No need to pee!

[Nintex]

29f, offered to bring over a bottle of champagne.
Let's see if we can skip the public part this time.

She seems pretty game gave me a whole wall of text.

Also contemplating a 2nd date with 38f.

[DavidCroquet]

wall of text is a big red flag.

but she will let you hit. So maybe red/green checkered flag, actually.

[Nintex]

[Potato]

All the dating advice you need is in this scene nintex

[Besticus Maximus]

Missus rang me, seemed important. It was to ask about what we're doing for halloween. She wants to do batman but I want to be Solid Snake.

[Nintex]

All the dating advice you need is in this scene nintex

I'm certainly more like this now in general. Also not kissing at the close but at the start. Not as easily swept off my feet. 

Less luck more strategy.

Profile, pictures, likes, matches, openers, chats, numbers, 1st dates in public, clicks. locked down.

Next step is short 'click' meets + follow up 'spark' dates and 1st sex dates in private. The latter has the preference as energy dies quickly between date 1 and 2. 

It's roughly 1 step per month. The last 4 I felt were valid break up reasons from my side or theirs. If I had this encounter with 38f in january it would've taken a month to recover. With 29f I would've been chatting about horses all day pushing myself in the friendzone not offering to come over in the 1st message

[Polident]

All the dating advice you need is in this scene nintex

wait, I only ever saw the first minute of this clip... he doesn't continue sitting there like a silent awkward weirdo? This explains so much. 

At least this never failed me.

[Nintex]

My new Calvin Klein outfit looks great. Kept radio silence with 29f, she hasn't texted on her horse riding day either and goes to bed early so no cancellation from her part.

I'll confirm the date tommorow for friday. Let's hope she doesn't get cold feet or rather she does get cold feet and wants me to warm them up.

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

Missus rang me, seemed important. It was to ask about what we're doing for halloween. She wants to do batman but I want to be Solid Snake.

Threesome it is, then.

[Nintex]

29f has confirmed for tommorow.

She said she bought a dog.
I asked a puppy or adopted 
haha it was a toy dog her sister had fallen for it

Not very bright I double checked to make sure she doesn't live with her parents. I think I'm going to walk all over this one but if she has a good time



Also matched with 34f who likes Canada like I do, asked if she wants to see my travel pics. Wednesday didn't work for her so I'm waiting until she sends options.

[Polident]

Somehow not a shitpost. Yesterday I lifted somebody overhead like Bane did Batman. It was deeply satisfying.

[benji]

And then you crippled them, right?

[Polident]

[Nintex]

29f moved the date to sunday.

My horoscope predicted a financial windfall which happened and a fiery romantic encounter that has not yet happened.

[Polident]

All the dating advice you need is in this scene nintex

Okay, this unfortunately works.

Who knew women like talking about themselves with the occasional reminder you’re listening?

[Potato]

All the dating advice you need is in this scene nintex

Okay, this unfortunately works.

Who knew women like talking about themselves with the occasional reminder you’re listening?

Anyone in a functioning relationship, my dude.

[Polident]

Anyone in a functioning relationship, my dude.

Debatable. Ladies also go for the Anakin Skywalker method of whining about your job, oversharing about your mother, and expressing violent urges towards sand people.

[chronovore]

Not the healthy ones. 

Only the senators who want to bang men they first met when the boy was 10.

[Nintex]

I'm doing a chat like that.

She wants to travel to Canada I said cool, I'll show you my photos.
It's too early to meet blah blah
k

Oh hi, I see my horoscope predicts a fiery encounter you free tonight?
nothing really changed I still don't know enough about you so no meeting sorry
Ok well add my number then and ask whatever. Usually I end up sitting across a dead bird with no goal in life so surprise me
(to my surprise she hasn't blocked me, yet)


It does clash with their demand that men put in effort though.

Another one was into cooking, so I said aight lets make some steak.
And she was stuck up about meeting in public first, so I said ok, I'm heading to the gym just pick a place
"I don't think we are on the same page blah blah blah"

fine whatever

[Uncle]

I've never seen Red Dragon, had a random minor interest in it

read the wikipedia summary and went to youtube to watch some clips, and it made me wonder about what percentage of popular movies are available on youtube just through clips

Red Dragon is 2 hours 6 minutes, I found an 8 minute opening and 10 minute ending and a couple more 5 to 8 minute middle bits, I'm not going to scour for every scrap but without even trying I found at least a good 40 minutes to an hour of the movie, and it's also all the good/significant/plot parts

I wonder, are there any movies which are basically available in their entirety, if you could stitch all the youtube clips together?

I know it's a terrible way to experience a movie and very easy to spend a few bucks and just watch it at a streaming site, but still I just thought it was interesting

[benji]

There are whole episodes of TV shows on there as clips. There's like a Curb Your Enthusiasm account where the episodes are just cut up into the scenes and they have a playlist to automatically play them properly and so on. All 1080p.

[Uncle]

also I FINALLY learned the origin of this

[Nintex]

I'm going to change up my style or rather add to it.

I've been wearing my rugged black leather jacket a few times this week but I rarely wear jeans anymore.
Those will make a comeback along with boots. A more rugged rebel look to contrast with the black Calvin Kleins. Which also have somewhat of an edge I must say but in a different way.

Throwing out a lot of my old wardrobe that's for sure.

For the car a Mazda MX5 is now on the short list also. It fits my budget now and I've always loved it.