Random Talk

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Still one of the goats. 

I think i grabbed it from one of the mos on gaf.

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

the site yarn has somewhat revitalized the gif industry

Tenor or Giphy.

[Eric Cartman]

imgur still has lots of gifs although they seem to have been deprioritised on google searches. Their movie gifs can also still be linked as gifs (most of the time) just by changing the filename to .gif.

I use instagiffer to make my own, which uploads directly to imgur and puts the link in your clipboard for super easy shitposts. Youtube downloader getting killed via DMCA hit a lot of gif generators hard, but its usually fixable by replacing it with one of the newer yt downloaders like yt-dl

[Eric Cartman]

[Nintex]

Yeah gif search sucks now especially using keywords.

Lego Poland invasion
Lego wehrmacht

All sorts of random gifs that are impossible to find.

[Potato]

[Uncle]

if the average fast food worker in the US makes $14 per hour

and the average fast food drive thru serves 20 customers per hour (day long average)

and it takes 5 seconds for them to give their stupid spiel about rounding up your bill for charity

then it costs the company 58 cents per hour to ask everybody that

I wonder how many people out of those 20 say yes

[Nintex]

Had a great gym session today despite the heat.

The weights are still going up week by week. Still a long way to go but seeing the progress is good motivation. 

Also might start riding bicycles again. I quit a couple of years ago but now that I'm on the airbike it's a small step to get back on it.

[Potato]

Cycling is good for the mind, body and soul. Get back on the bike.

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

I haven't ridden in a few months 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

hamburglar, thats the one

[Besticus Maximus]

fuck the bike, lift more kg 

[who is ted danson?]

Fucking the bike it way better cardio than riding it

[Nintex]

Tommorow another gym session so more lifting certainly in the cards.

Also a new promising like, Xenia. GoldenEye? Her first picture she pilots an old plane, her second picture in a bar with a black dress and her third picture on a boat. Only the 4th picture, flower dress doesn't match the theme. Not Russian though, Dutch/French or something.

Tommorow I'll open the chat and see if she's indeed referencing GoldenEye and wants to date in that vibe.
Might be the key to get some different results.

[benji]

Fucking the bike it way better cardio than riding it

Tommorow I'll open the chat and see if she's indeed referencing GoldenEye and wants to date in that vibe.

Crushing you to death with her thighs?

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Absolution?

Just a fad?

[Nintex]

This months gym goals are achieved

[Nintex]

[Polident]

Just walking around and see a big crowd. Check it out. It’s some idol girl group. Turn around to leave and spot a guy watching them and dancing on a bridge maybe three floors up. He’s wearing…think Leelo from the fifth element, but thinner straps and black. Like bondage gear. I go up and showed him this website. He’ll be a good fit.

[Nintex]

Gurl: "Honesty check are you here to avoid therapy or actually looking for something serious"

Me: "I mostly try not to end up as the therapist"

Gurl: "hahahah good one how was your weekend"

Me: "Chill watched goodfellas to celebrate De Niro's birthday and got some new shoes, you?"

Gurl: "hahahah De Niro's birthday. I was chilling on a boat for 2 days"

"something serious"  

Asked if she wants to chill on the beach. She might, she might not. Who the hell cares. 

[Nintex]

Matched with a 39f sex positive asian. She's pretty hot for her age.

Also chatting with 31f, more of a slow burn. She actually got back in touch after 3 days of radio silence. 
She likes walking as much as I do. If I can get a few more back and forths I'll try to grab her number.

Also got a call from a business magazine publisher. They're looking for an "AI guy" basically.

SME's have questions, worries, can't keep up. They need someone to explain to these folks that AI's are perfectly safe and awesome. A face of AI if you will.
Had a great call with the guy, most people in tech aren't easy to talk to so he was happy with the tip he got to call me. 

Who knows I could end up on television become an actual "influencer" as the kids call it 

[Nintex]

31f is moving towards wanting to meet. She likes that we have so many common interests.

with 39f I planned a cocktails at the beachclub date for saturday night. She'll wear a cocktail dress and I'll wear a suit. 

WMAF

[Cauliflower Of Love]

is nex on that ai friends app?

[Polident]

I said before I’d be worse than Nintex at this. tl;dr I think I was subconsciously trying to tank it in solidarity with Nintex. So I share how I bullied children at Mario Kart. This lady’s reaction was to find a demo unit in an electronics store to show how she could win. As we’re loading up the demo, a child shows up and I hand him the third controller. I lose… to the lady. Still undefeated against children. But so embarrassing. I try to save face by showing the kid how to play the donkey Kong demo.

Then as we’re leaving, she turns around on the escalator and goes “I guess you must be tired  “

[Potato]

Then as we’re leaving, she turns around on the escalator and goes “I guess you must be tired  “

"This has never happened to me before...I swear!"

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

I said before I’d be worse than Nintex at this. tl;dr I think I was subconsciously trying to tank it in solidarity with Nintex. So I share how I bullied children at Mario Kart. This lady’s reaction was to find a demo unit in an electronics store to show how she could win. As we’re loading up the demo, a child shows up and I hand him the third controller. I lose… to the lady. Still undefeated against children. But so embarrassing. I try to save face by showing the kid how to play the donkey Kong demo.

Then as we’re leaving, she turns around on the escalator and goes “I guess you must be tired  “

She's negging you.

You're in.

[Nintex]

Yep she liked you. The clumsy hallmark christmas commercial cutie archetype. Women like "projects".

[Polident]

I said before I’d be worse than Nintex at this. tl;dr I think I was subconsciously trying to tank it in solidarity with Nintex. So I share how I bullied children at Mario Kart. This lady’s reaction was to find a demo unit in an electronics store to show how she could win. As we’re loading up the demo, a child shows up and I hand him the third controller. I lose… to the lady. Still undefeated against children. But so embarrassing. I try to save face by showing the kid how to play the donkey Kong demo.

Then as we’re leaving, she turns around on the escalator and goes “I guess you must be tired  “

She's negging you.

You're in.

This is probably true but she also seems very competitive. She talked about playing sports in school and being a bit of a tomboy growing up. She suggested going to one of these places where you compete in various physical games. So, I might regain some chud pride. No mercy.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I said before I’d be worse than Nintex at this. tl;dr I think I was subconsciously trying to tank it in solidarity with Nintex. So I share how I bullied children at Mario Kart. This lady’s reaction was to find a demo unit in an electronics store to show how she could win. As we’re loading up the demo, a child shows up and I hand him the third controller. I lose… to the lady. Still undefeated against children. But so embarrassing. I try to save face by showing the kid how to play the donkey Kong demo.

Then as we’re leaving, she turns around on the escalator and goes “I guess you must be tired  “

did you turn her down for the three latinas you had on deck for the other milfs at incredible universe?

[Nintex]

39f still on for cocktails at the beach clubs on saturday night 
35f is back from Peru can't do the 26th but does actually want to set a new date
29f(Xenia) flirty james bond chat roleplay
31f has gone silent again but is the more introvert type once every 2 or 3 days she sends a message (no clue, I think she's just testing the waters on the app)

I can enable the weekend booster tommorow or wait and see how these play out. I'm crossing my fingers Xenia wants to continue that James Bond roleplay IRL.

The Asian was looking at the beach clubs today. 

"this one looks so cooool"
"yeah that one is great unless ze germans claim all the beds by the swimming pool"
"🤣🤣🤣🤣"
"I'll wear my high heels"
"you still won't be as tall as me but good enough"
"🤣🤣🤣🤣"
 
Also learned today that most middle/upper class Dutch women that hit 35 prefer 40+ year old men to start families with for the wealth, commitment, leverage and stability. That's why the birthrate is 1.4 and I have the lowest response/success rate with girls my age. I don't have to rush things I can enjoy a ~4 year fucking around speed run.

The 28 - 32 year olds dating 'seriously' are simply pre-ordering a 40 y/o husband, collecting options or gauging their value on the dating market.

[Besticus Maximus]

one day jeff will read this thread and interact with nintex and the internet blood moon will occur