Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Jansen]

I can't wait until they take this wholesome movie and turn it into a multimedia franchise 

[malfoyking]

I legit dont understand how ALL of them behave the same way. they have the same reaction to things like this every time. Just copy and paste.

[DavidCroquet]

Are you talking about era or k-pop demon hunters

[Besticus Maximus]

Some unbelievable life insight here from the omniscient admin with all the answers to life and the universe

I used to not be able to swallow anything whole because I was terrified of choking

[Snoopy]

I tried a freezer spell on TERF Bitch. It's warmer now than it was yesterday.

[Boredfrom]

Y'all continuously build yourselves up to these ridiculous fervors just to have the most predictable disappointments happen over and over again.

Most people in here were just having fun. It's not a huge deal.

You are such an incompetent asshole, Transistor.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-79-clasps-both-hands-in-desperate-bid-to-cover-up-bruises.1280079/page-87#post-144600018

 No different than Nintendo Direct, State of Play etc speculation to be fair.

Those are hype threads for fucking video games… for video game announcements.

[Jansen]

Most people in here were just having fun. It's not a huge deal.

[Boredfrom]

I bought a Powerball ticket yesterday. I know I'm not going to win, but it's fun to pretend.

[HaughtyFrank]

No different than Nintendo Direct, State of Play etc speculation to be fair.

And to be extra fair, his death IS 100% an eventuality. it's not a fundamental change in anyone's belief system, just gleeful daydreaming of something that is guaranteed to actually happen, whether now or later. Jumping the gun? Sure. Going off the deep end like actual conspiracy nuts? No. Everyone here seems very self aware ("are we back? Etc") that they're just connecting hilarious, most likely erroneous dots.

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/official-poster-for-wake-up-dead-man-a-knives-out-mystery-theatrical-release-nov-26-streaming-on-netflix-dec-12.1286289/#post-144593811

I just wish Johnson took my advice and started making every Benoit Blanc movie take place in a different setting or time period but with Blanc just there with zero explanation. Like here's Benoit Blanc on a starship. Here's Benoit Blanc in the middle of the French Revolution, etc.

I will still watch it day one, though.

[kaleidoscopium]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/official-poster-for-wake-up-dead-man-a-knives-out-mystery-theatrical-release-nov-26-streaming-on-netflix-dec-12.1286289/#post-144593811

I just wish Johnson took my advice and started making every Benoit Blanc movie take place in a different setting or time period but with Blanc just there with zero explanation. Like here's Benoit Blanc on a starship. Here's Benoit Blanc in the middle of the French Revolution, etc.

I will still watch it day one, though.

Guessing he went to an audience Q&A for it, suggested that and Rian Johnson politely said sure he will think about it (he never did).

[Switters]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/official-poster-for-wake-up-dead-man-a-knives-out-mystery-theatrical-release-nov-26-streaming-on-netflix-dec-12.1286289/#post-144593811

I just wish Johnson took my advice and started making every Benoit Blanc movie take place in a different setting or time period but with Blanc just there with zero explanation. Like here's Benoit Blanc on a starship. Here's Benoit Blanc in the middle of the French Revolution, etc.

I will still watch it day one, though.

Smashers INFLUENCE. You could never. I advised Johnson that he eat my whole ass from the front on facebook and never heard back.

[Uncle]

what he doesn't realize is that my very good friend Johnson took MY advice to not listen to HIS advice

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/boy-11-shot-dead-after-playing-doorbell-ringing-prank-in-houston-police-say.1285833/page-5#post-144603072

He shot a child while running away, it seems the articles don’t mention it, but we all know the race of the kid based off just that.

Although they did charge him with murder, so maybe the kid was white. Hm.

“Gonzalo Leon Jr., 42, was charged with murder Monday for the death of 11-year-old Julian Guzman, the city of Houston said Tuesday.”

Both names sound Hispanic.

The shooter is white passing in the photo, not sure on the later. And sadly 2025 shows that Hispanic last names doesn't mean they are not white supremacists, shouts to Nick Fuentes.

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/boy-11-shot-dead-after-playing-doorbell-ringing-prank-in-houston-police-say.1285833/page-5#post-144603072

He shot a child while running away, it seems the articles don’t mention it, but we all know the race of the kid based off just that.

Although they did charge him with murder, so maybe the kid was white. Hm.

“Gonzalo Leon Jr., 42, was charged with murder Monday for the death of 11-year-old Julian Guzman, the city of Houston said Tuesday.”

Both names sound Hispanic.

The shooter is white passing in the photo, not sure on the later. And sadly 2025 shows that Hispanic last names doesn't mean they are not white supremacists, shouts to Nick Fuentes.

Funny, didn't they just talk in the school shooting thread about how the identity of the shooter doesn't matter? Now they're back to constructing weird narratives about a Hispanic man killing a Hispanic kid

[Boredfrom]

Era: “Trump announcement is either good news (he is dying) or is horrible news (Venezuela gets nuked). We are having fun you guys!”

“Trumps announcement is about shit nobody cares.”


ERA: 

“We are having fun.”

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/boy-11-shot-dead-after-playing-doorbell-ringing-prank-in-houston-police-say.1285833/page-5#post-144603072

He shot a child while running away, it seems the articles don’t mention it, but we all know the race of the kid based off just that.

Although they did charge him with murder, so maybe the kid was white. Hm.

“Gonzalo Leon Jr., 42, was charged with murder Monday for the death of 11-year-old Julian Guzman, the city of Houston said Tuesday.”

Both names sound Hispanic.

The shooter is white passing in the photo, not sure on the later. And sadly 2025 shows that Hispanic last names doesn't mean they are not white supremacists, shouts to Nick Fuentes.

Passing white, holy fuck what a racist piece of shit.

[RetiredSkunk]

Does that just mean "not black" at this point? Dude looks 100% Hispanic.

[Propagandhim]

The duality of man

[HaughtyFrank]

Hey, being a gun nut who shoots a little boy over a prank is arguably the most American one can be 

[Boredfrom]

I love how the two modes Era has is "he's dead" and "he's fine". He's clearly not dead, but saying this man is fine is quite the stretch.

ERA is getting hyped for a random Trump announcement.

[Boredfrom]

The two sides of ERA:

Normal, as suspected. Dude's going to live til' his 90s at least. Evil sustains again.

Just because he's not dead now doesn't mean he's going to live another decade. For fuck's sake, people.

Retard Doomering or Retard MagicalThinking

[Taco Bell Tower]

Does that just mean "not black" at this point? Dude looks 100% Hispanic.

NepNep bans Latin brown users for not being black enough.

[D3RANG3D]

Don't they have like magical drugs not available to the public to pump into politicians so they live far beyond their life expectancy?

[Boredfrom]

Hate to tell you but this ending was so obvious then. What you took as "joking" was loaded with people genuinely digging into insane conspiracy level stuff. People weren't coming in to "tut tut" like you guys claimed, we were pointing out how stupid some of this was, and even still you have people pushing it.

Here's your pat on the back for being above it all

*pat pat

“We have fun!”

Aw man, you sure showed us.

So much fun.

You've done your victory lap, congratulations, we're all very proud of you, now just put the thread on ignore or something

A very fun weekend of not taking anything seriously.

No, these people have a god-given right to come in and make asses of themselves and we must pat them on the back for being so cool.

To whom are you referring? The “told you so” guys or the conspiracy nuts (we are having fun  )

[Boredfrom]

For future reference I just need y'all to know when I hate to tell you something I actually love to tell you. I can't fucking wait to tell you. I spend the days leading up to telling you with great anticipation.

You probably wouldn't have deduced that on your own so I'm just letting you know ahead of time as a courtesy.

I mean, a lot of legit post bitching about “why he is not dead?”  

But, hey, the Bungie shill is telling people that “you take things too seriously”.

[Boredfrom]

We havent had actual journalists in years. Mainstream media is a joke

Those damn journos are complicit in the regime.

[kaleidoscopium]

Kam Patterson is such a wild choice because he's a Kill Tony regular and way worse than Shane Gillis imo.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/‘snl’-adds-five-cast-members-please-don’t-destroy’s-ben-marshall-upped-to-featured-player-alongside-veronika-slowikowska-and-three-more.1286781/#post-144609816

Expect to see more of this and attempt to get him fired like they did to Shane last time, see if Lorne has a backbone this time.

[Nintex]

Why would you hire any of those people and not cast Shane Gillis as Trump.

[DavidCroquet]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-79-clasps-both-hands-in-desperate-bid-to-cover-up-bruises.1280079/page-103#post-144615582

Joe Biden was a 100x more lucid and coherent than this dude on even his most stable days.

Just the way you've phrased this post shows just how powerful the propaganda truly is.