United States Politics: ∆τ_i*ε*φ*m_i<0 where ε=4 and φ=0.25

[Nintex]

He's the most corrupt we need this guy over there

[Nintex]

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

did trump invade chicago yet 

[Alpacx]

[Nintex]

It seems like everyone has officially run out of ideas. 

W O R L D  W A R  III 

[Nintex]

We're going to drop Napalm on Chicago first.

Why not. 

🚁🚁🚁

[benji]

Of course the name was changed so as to hide that the government was going on the offense and has been for the last 80+ years. For the same reason it stopped calling that "offense" war. The name "defense" was to justify its continuous expansion and funding outside of declared wars. Calling it the Department of War encourages people to cut the budget during peacetime. This is a problem if you want to wage war and expand the military while pretending it's peacetime. Something Trump seeks to do.

[benji]

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[benji]

[Nintex]

You lack the will to save the Republic 

That's a killer line ngl

The Fentanyl wars have begun

[benji]

[benji]

PROMISES MADE, PROMISES KEPT.

[Nintex]

[Nintex]

*Qatar gets bombed*

"We didn't know anything about this now sign this deal so it won't happen again"

We call him speedy Steve for a reason. The early warning system is literally 1 real estate guy with a bloomberg terminal 

[TylenolJones]

[benji]

[TylenolJones]

No library for old man :(

“Democrats need to pick themselves up and start doing and stop whining and complaining about what happened,” the person said. “Joe Biden has been a public servant to this country on the world stage for decades, we owe him a huge debt of gratitude.”

“The ending was not pretty, we all know that,” the person said. “But the country and he deserves a foundation and library museum.”

Would this person ante up for it, then? “Nobody’s asked me,” the person said.

Would they volunteer the money? “I don’t know.”

[DavidCroquet]

You're telling me people don't want to commit the cash for this???

[Nintex]

Call his bluff and do it

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

is nintex off the trump train now?!

[Polident]

nintex is officially off the guest list at valhalla

[Alpacx]

The First Step to Winning Back the Senate: Don't Nominate Anyone Who Said 'God Is Non-Binary' On Video
Tone policing respectability politics?

[benji]

They said if I didn't vote for Trump the government would try to outlaw hate speech, I didn't and they were right:

[benji]

[benji]

I hadn't even seen the Trump quote.

[Nintex]

A minute later he threatened Australia because the reporter wasn't nice to him.

It won't be long before journos will just get arrested on the spot during the interviews, labeled as terrorists and shipped off to alligator island.

[Nintex]

1. Burn

2. Custers Last Stand on Atari

3. Weed

4. To end Reichsmark dominance and establish a zionist jewish banking cartel

5. Orange make-up


Am I a citizen now?

[benji]

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[TylenolJones]

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