The #MutualAid Housewives of Bluesky County

[almostheathen]

Flopped is one way of putting it i suppose.

[Snoopy]

I thought the bad wigs, giant glasses, sock tits, trout pouts and bathtub drugs were the keys to their happiness but these people seem just as miserable as they were when they were gg’ers telling bitches to get back in the kitchen

[Propagandhim]

Not sure how it's a comfort to see someone constantly ruminate out loud on bluesky about wanting to blow their head off with a shotgun and then comfort you the next second, "Awww no, the world needs youuuuu girlieee" and then go back to talking about how they want to jump off a cliff the next second. 

[Propagandhim]

totally lucked out with my partner...anyway, i'm looking for a second and it just gets progressively harder.  right ladies?

[almostheathen]

Got to catch them all.

[benji]

I think this 42 year old totally human not an alien first observing the planet has finally cracked the code on human attraction. A certain "open energy" that's not necessarily rizz.

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[Gameboy Nostalgia]

they really need to look up what happens to the boy who cried wolf.

[benji]

The boy who cried genocide.

[DavidCroquet]

Nothing screams a certain open energy than "🔞 Minors dni." in the bio. 

[benji]

[Propagandhim]

Zeo popping his head in uninvited to every idiotic conversation on twitter

[benji]

Nothing screams a certain open energy than "🔞 Minors dni." in the bio. 

I always wonder what they imagine people reading that will think and do. Like are they imagining some (presumably female) teenager who sees their tweets and is like "this queer fat disabled polyamorous artist is so awesome, I can't wait to slide into her DMs!" but then they see that and are like "oh shit, I better not."

Or are they doing a reverse psychology thing where they're hanging out MUST BE 18 signs in hopes you'll click "I'm 18" and view because you're a teenager and you don't believe in bad consequences. I think that one is way too intelligent for most of these people so I lean against it.

Just in general I don't understand the people who put these lists of irrelevant stuff in their profiles and how they think people who read it will take it. They must do it because other people do? I think very rarely in all my thirty-five years on Twitter/Bluesky have I seen a profile with these kinds of lists in it and the person has not been tweeting something stupid. (It's not a "leftist" thing, on Twitter all the MAGA accounts are like "MOM. DOG LOVER. GRANDMOTHER. PRO-AMERICA. MAGA 4 LYFE. GO PACKERS. CHOPPER RIDES FOR COMMIES.")

Who reads some idiot tweeting about Gundams and Pokemon then looks at the profile and sees "queer, polyam, communist, anti-Zionist" and is like "holy shit this person is even more awesome than I thought"? You know what, don't answer that.

[Jansen]

I ain't feeling it today. Must be getting sick 

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

Who reads some idiot tweeting about Gundams and Pokemon then looks at the profile and sees "queer, polyam, communist, anti-Zionist" and is like "holy shit this person is even more awesome than I thought"? You know what, don't answer that.

I only ever think "Yep, that sounds about right".

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

I ain't feeling it today. Must be getting sick 

 Listen to some HUNTR/X and come back to us.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Who reads some idiot tweeting about Gundams and Pokemon then looks at the profile and sees "queer, polyam, communist, anti-Zionist" and is like "holy shit this person is even more awesome than I thought"? You know what, don't answer that.

I only ever think "Yep, that sounds about right white"

ftfy

[Kyon1988]

I'm sure Jozef Stalin or Mao would have welcomed people like Melody with open arms.

[Jansen]

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[Kyon1988]

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How does that happen? She blocked every way of contacting/commenting on her scams? 

I trust nothing she posts

[Propagandhim]

you can search any @s to her name and nobody even communicates with her.  They just lie about everything.

[DavidCroquet]

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Nothing screams a certain open energy than "🔞 Minors dni." in the bio. 

I always wonder what they imagine people reading that will think and do. Like are they imagining some (presumably female) teenager who sees their tweets and is like "this queer fat disabled polyamorous artist is so awesome, I can't wait to slide into her DMs!" but then they see that and are like "oh shit, I better not."

Or are they doing a reverse psychology thing where they're hanging out MUST BE 18 signs in hopes you'll click "I'm 18" and view because you're a teenager and you don't believe in bad consequences. I think that one is way too intelligent for most of these people so I lean against it.

Just in general I don't understand the people who put these lists of irrelevant stuff in their profiles and how they think people who read it will take it. They must do it because other people do? I think very rarely in all my thirty-five years on Twitter/Bluesky have I seen a profile with these kinds of lists in it and the person has not been tweeting something stupid. (It's not a "leftist" thing, on Twitter all the MAGA accounts are like "MOM. DOG LOVER. GRANDMOTHER. PRO-AMERICA. MAGA 4 LYFE. GO PACKERS. CHOPPER RIDES FOR COMMIES.")

Who reads some idiot tweeting about Gundams and Pokemon then looks at the profile and sees "queer, polyam, communist, anti-Zionist" and is like "holy shit this person is even more awesome than I thought"? You know what, don't answer that.

I always interpret it to mean that they will unhesitatingly divert any and all conversations into a sexualized—or at least highly questionable—direction, and rather than, y’know, exercising restraint, they just say “don’t message me kiddies” and hope that suffices for plausible deniability.

[Jansen]

The 19th is coming up fast malds needs to get on it already

[Jansen]

[Propagandhim]

what is with these despicable assholes sadistically keeping sick animals suffering because they are too useless to take care of them...and somehow aren't ashamed to parade their neglect and misery to wring cash from people.





It would be a miracle of Christ for this person to work a few hours so they can get their dog proper pet care.

[benji]

you can search any @s to her name and nobody even communicates with her.  They just lie about everything.

This is another thing I had noticed before independently. "I'm getting so much harassment from nazis for those tweets!" Zero replies or anything. In fact, seeing this so much is part of why I no longer believe most anyone who claims to be getting death threats and stuff even though those are easy to get on the internet. It's so easy to show the evidence, yet almost nobody ever does.

Weirdly the people whose replies you can see full of shit rarely complain about them.

[Uncle]

are they even really getting donations at all? just miraculously happen to have the money to fix these problems at the last minute every time, to beg another day

[Uncle]

In fact, seeing this so much is part of why I no longer believe most anyone who claims to be getting death threats and stuff even though those are easy to get on the internet.

[Uncle]

Just in general I don't understand the people who put these lists of irrelevant stuff in their profiles and how they think people who read it will take it. They must do it because other people do? I think very rarely in all my thirty-five years on Twitter/Bluesky have I seen a profile with these kinds of lists in it and the person has not been tweeting something stupid. (It's not a "leftist" thing, on Twitter all the MAGA accounts are like "MOM. DOG LOVER. GRANDMOTHER. PRO-AMERICA. MAGA 4 LYFE. GO PACKERS. CHOPPER RIDES FOR COMMIES.")

https://www.bps.org.uk/research-digest/why-you-should-beware-cars-lots-bumper-stickers

[Jansen]

Sorry but the KKK can't hear ya

[kaleidoscopium]

Nothing screams a certain open energy than "🔞 Minors dni." in the bio. 

I always wonder what they imagine people reading that will think and do. Like are they imagining some (presumably female) teenager who sees their tweets and is like "this queer fat disabled polyamorous artist is so awesome, I can't wait to slide into her DMs!" but then they see that and are like "oh shit, I better not."

Or are they doing a reverse psychology thing where they're hanging out MUST BE 18 signs in hopes you'll click "I'm 18" and view because you're a teenager and you don't believe in bad consequences. I think that one is way too intelligent for most of these people so I lean against it.

Just in general I don't understand the people who put these lists of irrelevant stuff in their profiles and how they think people who read it will take it. They must do it because other people do? I think very rarely in all my thirty-five years on Twitter/Bluesky have I seen a profile with these kinds of lists in it and the person has not been tweeting something stupid. (It's not a "leftist" thing, on Twitter all the MAGA accounts are like "MOM. DOG LOVER. GRANDMOTHER. PRO-AMERICA. MAGA 4 LYFE. GO PACKERS. CHOPPER RIDES FOR COMMIES.")

Who reads some idiot tweeting about Gundams and Pokemon then looks at the profile and sees "queer, polyam, communist, anti-Zionist" and is like "holy shit this person is even more awesome than I thought"? You know what, don't answer that.

Reminds me of those odd shirts they used to hock online that would be a random list of things like “I fell in love with a god loving American trucker veteran born in October that loves lynyrd skynyrd!” 

Example

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