The #MutualAid Housewives of Bluesky County

[Jansen]

I'm all 400 

[Jansen]

Pizza, cheap toilet paper, and Mac n cheese... Where are the tendies and chocolate milk.

[Potato]

https://bsky.app/profile/lifeonwheels95.bsky.social

So this one is interesting. Did the guy just get indoctrinated online, and the parents/caretakers obliged him, to make him happy? Or are they the fucking weirdos that pushed 'u are pretty girl uwu' and did all this shit to some disabled guy

So odd.

Totally normal thing to say in public

[D3RANG3D]

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[Besticus Maximus]

I think that one is a fairly textbook example of become the girlfriend

[benji]

Pizza, cheap toilet paper, and Mac n cheese... Where are the tendies and chocolate milk.

I'm trying to come up with some kind of joke like "you're going to need the ultra strong with all those carbs and nothing else" but it's not my job to emotionally labor for you.

[Propagandhim]

 NOBODY HAS GIVEN BRIT MONEY FOR FIVE HOURS

[Propagandhim]

The crazy thing is...if everyone in America gave Wylder $3.50 she'd be able to pay her fuckin bills....  and have 1.2 trillion left over.  that's the fuckin thing, yall don't give a shit about trans folx and yall think we don't see that?  that we don't feel that? nah but fuck yall

[nachobro]

remember when it was 4 days ago and britt was losing shelter in 24hrs? guess not!

[benji]

Safe (adj): when nobody disagrees with me.
Nazi (noun): someone who disagrees with me.

[benji]

Right on time:



Jansen posted the first part but for the sake of completion:

Time to make this a communal grift.

So brave in the face of such adversity. 

Well, except for the part where you want to use state violence to force everyone to participate in your religion:

[nachobro]

cant knock it when it works...new video game!

[Tektonic]

Britt does her own meme replies now



she lives around a burning barrel now, like the other hoboes (THANKS TO YOU NOT MUTUALAIDING!)

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

I hope it's helping her dysphoria 

[Kyon1988]

remember when it was 4 days ago and britt was losing shelter in 24hrs? guess not!

Not unexpected. This is why that retard has disabled comments. 

There's not a single truth to the things she's writing. Did she ever posted a picture of Topaz who was "dying"? Ever posted bills of a veterinarian? airplane tickets? Proof she's disabled?

Such a fraud

[Jansen]

HOW COULD YOU READ THIS AND STILL GIVE THIS DUMB BITCH YOUR MONEY

[Jansen]

Not "I'm too disabled to work" but "I'm too good for this sorry ass regular job" 

[benji]

they are disrupting the grain monopoly and the proper distribution of grain by resorting to bribery and corruption and by deliberately supporting everything tending to destroy the power of the workers, which is endeavouring to put into effect the prime, basic and root principle of socialism: “He who does not work, neither shall he eat.” “He who does not work, neither shall he eat”—every toiler understands that. Every worker, every poor and even middle peasant, everybody who has suffered need in his lifetime, everybody who has ever lived by his own labour, is in agreement with this. Nine-tenths of the population of Russia are in agreement with this truth. In this simple, elementary and perfectly obvious truth lies the basis of socialism, the indefeasible source of its strength, the indestructible pledge of its final victory.

Variety is a guarantee of effectiveness here, a pledge of success in achieving the single common aim—to clean the land of Russia of all vermin, of fleas—the rogues, of bugs—the rich, and so on and so forth. In one place half a score of rich, a dozen rogues, half a dozen workers who shirk their work (in the manner of rowdies, the manner in which many compositors in Petrograd, particularly in the Party printing-shops, shirk their work) will be put in prison. In another place they will be put to cleaning latrines. In a third place they will be provided with "yellow tickets" after they have served their time, so that everyone shall keep an eye on them, as harmful persons, until they reform. In a fourth place, one out of every ten idlers will be shot on the spot.

Hard work is like a load placed before us, challenging us to shoulder it. Some loads are light, some heavy. Some people prefer the light to the heavy; they pick the light and shove the heavy on to others. That is not a good attitude. Some comrades are different; they leave ease and comfort to others and take the heavy loads themselves; they are the first to bear hardships the last to enjoy comforts. They are good comrades. We should all learn from their communist spirit.

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

neurodivergent poc deserve your money, benji. fuck OFF!

[Jansen]

Oh my goodness what happened??? 

[benji]

I'm pretty sure physicians care about clinical obesity.

[Jansen]

Proving Disability Due to Chronic Fatigue Syndrome

To establish disability, individuals must provide comprehensive medical documentation, including detailed records of symptoms, functional limitations, and efforts made to manage the condition.

Oh, word? 

[benji]

And we're back:









It's a private company, they can do what they want:

[Propagandhim]

God...damnit *pauses to hold back a sob* we...built this motherfucker with our blood, sweat, and tears.  I didn't spend years tweeting the same stock begging scam and getting blocked by 

1300 people just to let this whole damn thing die.  Not now.  Not ever.  Goddamn you all...we made this website what it is.  A huge, stinking piece of shit, but it's OUR piece of shit.    We...built this city...on hustle...and flow...*finally allows the sobbing to start*

[Propagandhim]

A realistic California plan is to combine immediate benefit access, coordinated housing navigation, and rapid job placement with short-cycle gigs, then layer in training and subsidized employment to grow income within 60–90 days. The steps below are concrete and county-agnostic so they work anywhere in the state, with local referrals available through 2‑1‑1 California for tailored resources and housing access.

Days 0–2: Basics first
Apply for CalFresh today to free up grocery money immediately; applications are through BenefitsCal and can qualify for expedited service within three days when identity is verified.

Apply for Medi‑Cal using the combined Covered California application so health coverage is active during job search and program enrollment.

Call 2‑1‑1 California for real-time referrals to food, shelter, transportation, and county benefit offices in any language, 24/7.

If a family with children
Apply for CalWORKs immediately and request Homeless Assistance (up to 16 days temporary shelter and help securing a unit) and the CalWORKs Housing Support Program for deposits, rental assistance, and housing navigation.

If a single adult without children
Apply for county General Assistance/General Relief for interim cash aid; each county administers GA/GR via its social services agency or DPSS.

Days 1–5: Start income now
Visit or call the nearest America’s Job Center of California (AJCC) to enroll for no‑cost job search, resume help, and immediate referrals; set up CalJOBS and post a resume to access statewide openings and training leads.

If recently separated from work and eligible, apply for Unemployment Insurance through EDD and keep CalJOBS registration current to avoid payment holds.

Pick up short-cycle shifts to get cash flowing while job placement ramps up; Instawork offers weekly pay and Instapay (fast payout after early shifts) once eligibility is met.

Days 1–10: Enter the housing pipeline
Complete a Coordinated Entry System (CES) assessment through the local homelessness response network to be prioritized for units, rapid rehousing, or vouchers as available.

If in CalWORKs, work with county housing staff to use Homeless Assistance and HSP for motel vouchers, deposits, arrears, and case management to secure stable housing.

Weeks 2–6: Skill up and place
Enroll in WIOA-funded training and placement through the AJCC for in‑demand roles; programs can include paid on‑the‑job training, subsidized wages, tools, and exam fees.

Keep CalJOBS updated, attend AJCC workshops, and tap employer recruitments and job fairs to accelerate a direct hire with benefits.

Weeks 4–12: Stabilize and grow
Maintain CalFresh and complete any county interviews or SAR7/recert steps so food benefits continue while earnings ramp up.

Families: use CalWORKs employment services alongside housing supports to move from motel or interim housing into a lease with ongoing rental assistance where eligible.

Continue CES follow‑ups and respond quickly to unit matches; CES is the standard “front door” for prioritization into limited housing resources statewide.

Step‑by‑step checklist
Today: Submit CalFresh and Medi‑Cal via BenefitsCal/Covered California; if a family, submit CalWORKs with Homeless Assistance/HSP; if single adult, submit GA/GR.

Today: Call 2‑1‑1 California for the nearest CES access point and county office addresses, plus transportation and document help if needed.

Within 48 hours: Visit an AJCC, enroll, and create a CalJOBS profile with a posted resume and job alerts; ask about immediate recruitments and supportive services.

This week: Book short-cycle shifts through Instawork to start weekly pay now and unlock faster Instapay after early shifts, then keep stacking hours while job placement progresses.

Within 2–3 weeks: Start WIOA training or subsidized employment via AJCC while continuing interviews and employer events to secure a benefits‑eligible role.

Ongoing: Attend CES appointments, return calls fast, and complete documentation for housing matches and move‑in assistance as they arise.

Practical tips
Keep a simple folder or phone album of IDs, benefits letters, pay stubs, and utility/rent docs ready for recerts, CES, or hiring packets to speed approvals.

Log into CalJOBS weekly to update applications and resume; missing registration or updates can affect UI and slows referrals.

Use AJCCs for computers, printing, interview prep, and direct employer connections—services are free and designed for rapid placement.

This phased plan pairs immediate benefits and shelter access with fast cash shifts and AJCC-powered placement, then adds WIOA training and housing programs so earnings and stability increase month by month in California’s system.



It's a decent plan if you're not too creative for it.





Fuck.  Nevermind.  Forget all that. We can't lose Wylder.   

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I'm spending my days begging on a fascist app and my life isn't getting better.  What's going on?  It makes no sense

[Propagandhim]

How has it gotten so bad with the university system that they let anyone, and i mean anyone, get a graduate degree nowadays...if she isn't bullshitting.

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

And we're back:









It's a private company, they can do what they want:

why not sell their handheld for food money? Who is buying digimon for them instead of food?

[Propagandhim]

YOU SENT OUT FOUR RESUMES AND HAVEN'T DONE FUCK ALL ELSE

[Propagandhim]

She's been able to successfully raise thousands of dollars on Bluesky by deliberately presenting her struggle as a disabled Black woman, and now, after sending out 4 resumes, that’s the reason she zeroes in on why she's fucked.   


Alright fellas, I think I'm done with Brit and Wylder.  This is just too boring at this point.  It's like making fun of DSP, when his "i've received zero contributions!" bit hasn't changed in a decade.

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

She's been able to successfully raise thousands of dollars on Bluesky by deliberately presenting her struggle as a disabled Black woman, and now, after sending out 4 resumes, that’s the reason she zeroes in on why she's fucked.   


Alright fellas, I think I'm done with Brit and Wylder.  This is just too boring at this point.  It's like making fun of DSP, when his "i've received zero contributions!" bit hasn't changed in a decade.