Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Potato]

Take a carrot, leave a carrot was a lie this whole time?!

It's better than that though. Nepenthe's version didn't just use carrots, but the whole word salad!

[Boredfrom]

For the record, I did not create or post this on NeoGAF, and I ALSO did not steal this joke. We simply thought of the same thing at the same time.

You forgot "carving something on bullet casings," which is obviously a long tradition all right wingers do for Halloween instead of carving pumpkins.

you guys have to see this video

https://www.latimes.com/00000199-3f9d-d52a-a9fb-bfbd33160000-123

No. No need.

[Boredfrom]

Historical revisionism by Nintendies 

Discourse around the Virtual Boy here feels like everyone's opinion was formed by the Angry Video Game guy (who I do NOT endorse) for a hot clickbait take.

No is not.  I had the console as a child, my dude. The reputation is deserved.

It's a pretty interesting console and a really fun system to own in modern times.
Everyone who comes over to my place and plays it thinks that it's really cool, but probably a novelty.

 

( So no one. )

 

Pretty bad takes, overall, though I certainly couldn't have justified the purchase back upon release.

 

“Just… just stop shitting on Nintendo”.

Galactic Pinball, Vertical Force, Insmouth No Yakata, 3D Tetris, V-Tetris, Red Alarm, Teleroboxer, Mario Clash, and depending on how much you like Golf, the game Golf are certainly all worth more than that. Oh, plus Jack Bros and Wario World.
With only 19 games available, that's not terrible. And the other games are generally not awful...like, Space Squash is fine. Panic Bomber is good. I'm sure Space Invaders is also fine, if you like Space Invaders.

Also, the Virtual Boy display is SUPER sharp for 1994. It's a pixel perfect, super clean image, certainly the sharpest home console image that would be around for some years.
Does it also weird out your eyes after you stop using it? Yes, but it lasts for less than 5 seconds.

 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/virtual-boy-nintendo-classics-announced-for-switch-switch-2-requires-virtual-boy-accessory-cardboard-model-also-available-out-feb-17th.1295799/page-14#post-145148304

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

how's my cummie birettes doing? 

[D3RANG3D]

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[Potato]

Take a carrot, leave a carrot was a lie this whole time?!

First it was Dr Dossier buying a wife, now this.

wait, messy acquired his wife with...rizz???

Nope. Their "date" was arranged and chaperoned by a male relative.

[simiansmarts]

I have trust in the president that any day now he's going to make a professional statement about the need to turn down the rhetoric and how we must come together as Americans to stop the division in our country and forgive each other. If there's any one who knows about the importance of treating politics seriously and why you shouldn't make flagrant accusations that could hurt people, it's Donald John Trump. 
 

 
Any day now...

[Boredfrom]

I have trust in the president that any day now he's going to make a professional statement about the need to turn down the rhetoric and how we must come together as Americans to stop the division in our country and forgive each other. If there's any one who knows about the importance of treating politics seriously and why you shouldn't flagrant accusations that could hurt people, it's Donald John Trump. 
 

 
Any day now...

“Have you seen the new ball room?”

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

The new ball room? I heard it's bigger than it was expected!

[simiansmarts]

It's pretty nice ball room, I'm bipartisan enough to admit that.

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

ugh.. bipartisan? If there's 9 nazis and you agree with them on one subject then that makes 10 nazis.

[who is ted danson?]

the stroke changed Him

The tweets just aren't  the same

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

Only users with a Bire+ subscription can read this post.

[who is ted danson?]

People say the economy is in the shitter, and then go out and spend $700+ on a Switch 2 and all its bullshit

Look at the sales figures

The economy is doing great actually

[simiansmarts]

This is the presidential portrait of man who brings peace and love wherever he goes, look at the love in his eyes for all Americans from all walks of life. 
 

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

god bless america 

[Boredfrom]

This is the presidential portrait of man who brings peace and love wherever he goes, look at the love in his eyes for all Americans from all walks of life. 
 

FTFY

[HaughtyFrank]

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I agree Boredfrom, but saying that is the most likely scenario is pretty silly. 

They might as well insist that he shot Charlie Kirk to impress Jodie Foster...people like that exist too.

"John Hinkley Jr tries to kill Ronald Reagan. He must be a left wing!" That's the level of thought a lot of people on the right are putting into this.

I'd love to know how many people on the left back then where cheering the attempt on compared to now

[HaughtyFrank]

Historical revisionism by Nintendies 

Discourse around the Virtual Boy here feels like everyone's opinion was formed by the Angry Video Game guy (who I do NOT endorse) for a hot clickbait take.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/virtual-boy-nintendo-classics-announced-for-switch-switch-2-requires-virtual-boy-accessory-cardboard-model-also-available-out-feb-17th.1295799/page-14#post-145148304

The virtual boy doesn't even have the 3D novelty factor anymore since we have VR headsets which present a million times more immersive 3D experience. 

If nintendies want to spend 100$ on it because they're collectors or whatever, fine. Acting like they're about to experience an amazing console is ridiculous though 

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

This is the presidential portrait of man who brings peace and love wherever he goes, look at the love in his eyes for all Americans from all walks of life. 
 

FTFY

what a big beautiful president we have

[Taco Bell Tower]

Take a carrot, leave a carrot was a lie this whole time?!

First it was Dr Dossier buying a wife, now this.

wait, messy acquired his wife with...rizz???

He mentioned he had bad dates in the past and the one he married, they only dated a few times and got married so yeah, purchased wife

[Taco Bell Tower]

Historical revisionism by Nintendies 

Discourse around the Virtual Boy here feels like everyone's opinion was formed by the Angry Video Game guy (who I do NOT endorse) for a hot clickbait take.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/virtual-boy-nintendo-classics-announced-for-switch-switch-2-requires-virtual-boy-accessory-cardboard-model-also-available-out-feb-17th.1295799/page-14#post-145148304

The virtual boy doesn't even have the 3D novelty factor anymore since we have VR headsets which present a million times more immersive 3D experience. 

If nintendies want to spend 100$ on it because they're collectors or whatever, fine. Acting like they're about to experience an amazing console is ridiculous though 

There's only like what, 13 or 14 games for the library?  

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

If only all of us bires had a purchased muslim wife who we could control their internet access for. 

[Steven Snell]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/okay-admit-it-which-one-of-you-era-users-ate-all-the-pie.1297713/

I baked a delicious Rhubarb and Apple pie (actually it was a Crumble but I doubt most non-Scottish people know what that is so I'm saying pie) and had it out on the open window in the ResetERA Kitchen (roll with it) to cool off as I made the custard and now it's GONE! EATEN! THE TINFOIL TRAY EMPTY!!!!!!

Which one of YOU did it!!!!???? Huh! WHICH ONE!?!? ADMIT IT!!!!!

DON'T MAKE ME GET OUT THE CARVING KNIFE TO FIGURE IT OUT... AGAIN!!!! WE DON'T WANT A REPEAT OF THE VINDALOO INCIDENT!!!!

WHO!!!!????

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????

[TylenolJones]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/okay-admit-it-which-one-of-you-era-users-ate-all-the-pie.1297713/

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

trans era is having a panic about the shooter and echoes is over here making pie threads

[nachobro]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/okay-admit-it-which-one-of-you-era-users-ate-all-the-pie.1297713/

(actually it was a Crumble but I doubt most non-Scottish people know what that is so I'm saying pie)

people always out here thinking their cooking culture is unique and no ones ever heard of "fruit with sugary shit on top" 

[Polident]

Historical revisionism by Nintendies 

Discourse around the Virtual Boy here feels like everyone's opinion was formed by the Angry Video Game guy (who I do NOT endorse) for a hot clickbait take.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/virtual-boy-nintendo-classics-announced-for-switch-switch-2-requires-virtual-boy-accessory-cardboard-model-also-available-out-feb-17th.1295799/page-14#post-145148304

The virtual boy doesn't even have the 3D novelty factor anymore since we have VR headsets which present a million times more immersive 3D experience. 

If nintendies want to spend 100$ on it because they're collectors or whatever, fine. Acting like they're about to experience an amazing console is ridiculous though 

I’m haggy enough to remember the Virtual Boy in its day and even then there was no novelty. It was notable among my buddies and classmates for having crazy deep discounts. It became the stock gift at birthdays.

And I can comfortably say we had no standards. We’d regularly play those Tiger LCD handhelds. But nobody wanted to play the Virtual Boy.

[Boredfrom]

Am I wrong but how are all these reports of people getting let go from their jobs even holding up any weight? Is the 1st amendment, no matter how neutered it is actually not doing anything anymore?

“Asking for a friend, he was in certain Jewish list.”

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

Oh no you represent the company wrong how am I getting fired?!