Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[simiansmarts]

I think Jeff is unwell.

Never gets likes or retweets.

The only people to ever have his back are Tylenol Riker and FeigeJobber45756.

The only people he interacts with are the people he starts histrionically arguing at.

Just constantly on the defensive like a twice divorced paranoid bi-polar wine mom.

The constant deleting of tweets and skeets make me think he's in some constant flux of mania and self loathing.

I hopes he gets the helps he needs someday, but we all know he's one Cape-slop bomb away from stealing his mom's razor and changing his name to Carol Danvers.

I said it before, he's one bad Avengers review away from transing or committing sudoku.

Jeff Marvel already lists he/they as his pronouns, the transition is in the pipeline for a thirty-something white guy experiencing an early midlife crisis.

[benji]

Israel started this genocide for completely no reason other than hatred of brown people and Hamas is a completely innocent victim

By staging a concert so close to the border, Hamas had NO CHOICE but to invade and execute hundreds of people. The Israelis MADE THEM do it.

"They deserved it but also Hamas didn't do it" 12k likes

It's weird to me because this excuse isn't even necessary. They claim to believe in two premises:
1. All of Israel is a colonial occupation of Palestinian land.
2. Any form of resistance against occupiers/oppressors/colonizers is always justified.

Slaughtering Israelis dancing in their own homes is justified by this, why do they have to do it near Gaza for it to be provocation?

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

arf please don't shock me..!

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

Fuck me... I really really hate these people. Like I legitimately hate them. They will never ever change.

These people think they are the good guys.

[Uncle]

[filler]

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

Anyway, this interview with Tommy who was a political prisoner from the first flotilla is wild. Scary stuff.

Some people spent more energy imagining a dog abuse then they ever cared about children starving and dying.

New talking point dropped today. Call people weird for caring about animals and perform whataboutism while pointing to dead Palestinians.

[benji]

It's funny because I've been told by these same people that the medical industry itself is these things. And doctors are especially anti-Black.

[benji]

Anyway, this interview with Tommy who was a political prisoner from the first flotilla is wild. Scary stuff.

Some people spent more energy imagining a dog abuse then they ever cared about children starving and dying.

I don't need to watch a slave owner interview people to care about that or try to do anything about that. In fact, what does my watching this accomplish at all? Meanwhile, my criticizing Hasan apparently may get him murdered which will liberate Kaya.

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

We are now at the stage of any criticism against Hasan is aiding his possible future murderers?? These posts on that thread are crazy. 

[benji]

The lesson they took from Charlie Kirk (PBUH) was that people need to stop criticizing Hasan or else he might be next. Not that they should stop supporting violence.

[books]

I like how Hasan (whoever the fuck he is because im too busy doing thangs) is exposing how everyone is just tribal, like the movie Antz.

arf please don't shock me..!

Sad bow wow wow

[benji]

We are now at the stage of any criticism against Hasan is aiding his possible future murderers??

Aiding those murderers is now easier than ever on The Bire:

[HaughtyFrank]

As funny as some of these replies have been, I do also wish we didn't treat "random nobody has awful opinion on social media" as newsworthy.

Meanwhile, BDubs:

The assless chaps are what makes the last one art

“WHY IS MY FORUM SO SHIT!”

Id join the fun but they'd probably ban me for posting this tweet

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

she deleted the tweet, what is this, jeff 2.0 ? 

Well here's her twitter for anyone curious


https://x.com/norafawn

[Potato]

I think Jeff is unwell.

Never gets likes or retweets.

The only people to ever have his back are Tylenol Riker and FeigeJobber45756.

The only people he interacts with are the people he starts histrionically arguing at.

Just constantly on the defensive like a twice divorced paranoid bi-polar wine mom.

The constant deleting of tweets and skeets make me think he's in some constant flux of mania and self loathing.

I hopes he gets the helps he needs someday, but we all know he's one Cape-slop bomb away from stealing his mom's razor and changing his name to Carol Danvers.

I said it before, he's one bad Avengers review away from transing or committing sudoku.

Jeff Marvel already lists he/they as his pronouns, the transition is in the pipeline for a thirty-something white guy experiencing an early midlife crisis.

Sudoku it is then!

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

 Bire bros.. we got it

[books]

Don't move, ya dont get shocked.

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

Papa I've been sitting here for 3 hours. I need a drink, maybe a little bit of kibble. No? Please don't shock me. 

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

Meanwhile, BDubs:


“WHY IS MY FORUM SO SHIT!”

Id join the fun but they'd probably ban me for posting this tweet

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

she deleted the tweet, what is this, jeff 2.0 ? 

Well here's her twitter for anyone curious


https://x.com/norafawn

Sigh why couldn't she have a penis?

[simiansmarts]

arf please don't shock me..!

[filler]

hasan's dog rn 

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

arf please don't shock me..!

IMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRY!!!!

[imsotired]

We are now at the stage of any criticism against Hasan is aiding his possible future murderers?? These posts on that thread are crazy. 

It turns out that the intersection of parasocials with extremist politics is really potent. 

[Uncle]

arf please don't shock me..!

I guess this one might not embed due to gore?  

https://x.com/Gawk20000/status/1976122491862122599

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

pleaseimsorryIwontgetupagain!!!!

[Uncle]

[books]

I cant stop laughing at the dog cutout at this bar. Theyre gonna throw me out for being a zionist. Or an alcoholic.

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

I can't. 

[Jeff_at_the_laughfactory]

I think Jeff is unwell.

Never gets likes or retweets.

The only people to ever have his back are Tylenol Riker and FeigeJobber45756.

The only people he interacts with are the people he starts histrionically arguing at.

Just constantly on the defensive like a twice divorced paranoid bi-polar wine mom.

The constant deleting of tweets and skeets make me think he's in some constant flux of mania and self loathing.

I hopes he gets the helps he needs someday, but we all know he's one Cape-slop bomb away from stealing his mom's razor and changing his name to Carol Danvers.

If I were a gambling man I would bet he's a problem drinker or at least teetering on the edge. He mentioned giving up drinking for a dry January last year and the pattern of aggressive tweets followed by deleting them only lends credence to it in my mind.

[Jansen]

What a pussy