Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[DavidCroquet]

as a companion thread to the Hasan one, it is absolute kino.

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

I have no idea how people are plucking out these 1 second long moments when this mother fucker streams 8 hours a day every day and is the most boring, exhausting, bro-brained whiny bitch

is there a discord server where 300 people each volunteered to closely watch 1 day of Hasan?

Honestly, the amount of mental retardation it takes to listen to Hasan's drivel for hours on end is seriously impressive.

Fixed.

[DavidCroquet]

Zeo "Omelette du fromage" VGM is unsurprisingly locked into repeating the same thing over and over again. This is not an old Zeo post. It was just posted 20 minutes ago. 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hasan-piker-ot-oh-your-such-a-big-man-hasan.321886/page-59#post-146382379

I'll say what I've said before. If you believe Hasan shocked his dog last week, you have to also believe one of the following scenarios:

1) He decided to start shocking last week after two years of not doing it.

2) He has been shocking her for two years but she never reacted to it until now. Over two years of the dog being behind him on camera, almost every single day, for 6-8 hours a day. Countless video proof of Kaya listening to Hasan's verbal commands to lie down without a single instance of pain.

If you believe he shocked her last week, you have to believe one of those two scenarios. And whenever I've brought that up to someone, whether it is a troll here on Era or someone on social media, they go quiet.

Aside from the fact that this point was awful the first time he made it, there is now A) Hasan's admission that he uses a collar of some kind, ii) he is in several clips debating the merits of such collars and their use in training his own dogs, thirdly) many, many clips strung together into convenient dog-education compilations, and 4) Hasan moving the damn controller out of the camera! 

Like, Zeo should be presented with his own logic. Hasan bought an "Educator" only to never use it for multiple years, despite the collar being on the dog in a number of instances during this time? He keeps the remote on his desk for what...to admire the fine german engineering?

The only argument any of these people can possibly try to make at this point is that he's just firmly jigglin' the dog instead of electrocuting it, but even that explanation looks awful in light of Hasan's own initial defenses.

[kaleidoscopium]

They are excited because this is the one smear that actually broke containment for a few days. Once it goes back to being contained in their stalker communities, anyone else looking at it from the outside will see how insane they look just like every other attempt

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hasan-piker-ot-oh-your-such-a-big-man-hasan.321886/page-59#post-146382547

The “normies” seeing Hassan really has them shook

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Dogs do not yelp every time they are shocked, Jeff.

[nampad]

I have no idea how people are plucking out these 1 second long moments when this mother fucker streams 8 hours a day every day and is the most boring, exhausting, bro-brained whiny bitch

is there a discord server where 300 people each volunteered to closely watch 1 day of Hasan?

if you ever wanted to know anything about what it's like to watch this dude, here

There are no winners in this on both sides.
Only the dirty normie centrists can enjoy the stupidity of those idiots.

I don’t even like dogs and think it is fucked up shocking it for standing up.

[HaughtyFrank]

Is the hardcore Pokemon defender okay? A leak just revealed that they make these game for like 13 million.
 No wonder animations and graphics are shit.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pok%C3%A9mon-suffers-major-leak-all-upcoming-titles-up-to-2030-leaked.1323781/

"B-b-but they have to model 500 Pokemon"

Yeah how about you hire some guys to do that.

[D3RANG3D]

It's more profitable and easier to just sue the palworld devs...

[Boredfrom]

Is the hardcore Pokemon defender okay? A leak just revealed that they make these game for like 13 million.
 No wonder animations and graphics are shit.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pok%C3%A9mon-suffers-major-leak-all-upcoming-titles-up-to-2030-leaked.1323781/

"B-b-but they have to model 500 Pokemon"

Yeah how about you hire some guys to do that.

That's just tragic. Piece of shit thieves.

 

Also, holy shit Nintendo.  

[Boredfrom]

BDumbs is defending GameFreak/PokemonCompany

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

no red/blue/yellow/gold/silver/crystal? Snore!

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/have-you-ever-had-an-electrical-shock.1323997/

YOU'RE NOT SLICK 

Yes. Live on stream. 

Switters. You know what to post.

Yes. Live on stream. 

Switters. You know what to post.

The like discrepancy between the two posts

[davepoobond]

whats this hasan dog thing about

[BananaBlast]

Modern pokemon games are complete fucking dogshit. The next batch of games just gonna be more shitty unpolished slop with PS2 graphics. Anyone could've predicted their next game is another crappy mainline title and another shitty legends spin-off.

Can't believe the overgrown nintendies trying to pretend like the leakers actually ruined something "special".

[EaldNarche]

whats this hasan dog thing about

he shocks her every time she moves out of optimal seated position for his stream.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Modern pokemon games are complete fucking dogshit. The next batch of games just gonna be more shitty unpolished slop with PS2 graphics. Anyone could've predicted their next game is another crappy mainline title and another shitty legends spin-off.

Can't believe the overgrown nintendies trying to pretend like the leakers actually ruined something "special".

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

whats this hasan dog thing about

she denied the Palestinian genocide.

[DavidCroquet]

I'll never understand why "well...actually...she IS wearing a shock-adjacent discipline collar..." wasn't the end of the debate. 

Normal Person: "Woah, did Hasan just shoot someone on stream?"
ZeoVGM: "No you moron, you think he's just got a gun rack under his streaming setup or something?"
Hasan: "Well, I do holster a pistol under my desk, but it only shoots bullets that tickle and I have never had to shoot anyone during a livestream."
ZeoVGM: "See? He has a tickle gun and he never uses it...touch grass, smelly nazi doodoopants!"
Kiyamet: "*muttering homelessly*...dickriding infidels...they know nothing of the protocols of the elders of zion...or perhaps, they know everything..."

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Agreed. If he owned up to it and shrugged I'm sure his community would have taken his side. Kaya needs structure and needs a sock collar! Denying it has only done more damage.

[benji]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dominion-voting-sold-to-company-run-by-ex-gop-election-official.1321321/#post-146222500

 User Banned (3 Months): Advocating Violence

Not sure how we can come back from this

Feels crazy to say but I feel something like French Revolution style has got to happen with the .01% class in the US - they are just steamrolling everything with zero resistance.

They aren't afraid of fines, or jail, or anything else that's tangible as they can just throw some measly money at the problem and not even think twice.

What they are afraid of however, is not being alive - as evidenced by the bunkers (re: tombs) they are all building for when that event I mentioned in the first sentence of my post happens.

Why are they always so convinced they know what happened in historical events they reference while being so wrong about them?

I also get whiplash reading the threads over there how the Democrats are both evil racists who are part of the capitalist conspiracy to continue Black oppression and also apparently the true representative of the people against the powerful who are always Republicans.

Plus I have to mention that they banned this guy for things Nepenthe says.

[benji]

whats this hasan dog thing about

Kaya is a Kulak and insists on maintaining her privately owned farm rather than joining the collective ones.

[Boredfrom]

It's more profitable and easier to just sue the palworld devs...

Is this the reason why they got shit scared of Palworld? 

Almost every MonGame competitor is a low budget indie game or a Japanese dev series that is already invested in their consoles (Atlus Megaten and Dragon Quest Monsters).

No wonder why GameFreak constantly does games outside Pokemon… is a fucking sweatshop otherwise.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/drop-site-hamas-and-palestinian-factions-agree-to-gaza-ceasefire-framework-up-trump-announces-deal.1320298/page-5#post-146371561

Barring a complete collapse of the deal, now or later on, this feels like a massive unnecessary fumble on the Dems part

That's because it is.

[Boredfrom]

 baldy

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

y'all crying about hasan being unsafe, but WWE is still allowed on resetera. This site will never be safe.

[Taco Bell Tower]

 baldy

Holy shit 

[Boredfrom]

They totally choose that one photo to fuck with him while covering their asses.

[Alpacx]

Nepenthe was ahead of her time with Take A Carrot, Leave a Carrot
https://josephheath.substack.com/p/kohei-saitos-tsunami-of-confusion

Anyone familiar with the degrowth literature will know that there is often a bit of a shell game going on in these arguments. Very few proponents of degrowth are willing to come out and say “suck it up, you’re going to have to live like a medieval peasant.” So instead they engage in wordplay.

Saitō is playing a similar game, threatening degrowth, but then turning around and promising “radical abundance” in its stead. What exactly is radical abundance? Basically, lots of free stuff for everyone. An example that Saitō provides is the city of Copenhagen’s decision to plant fruit trees throughout the city “that citizens are allowed to pick fruit from for free”(185). This sends him off into the realm of utopian speculation. What if one could transform an entire urban area into an “edible city”? “Cultivating fruits and vegetables in the streets not only helps combat hunger by making food freely available but also fosters awareness of the dynamics of farming and nature”(186). What if the entire food supply in cities was produced and consumed locally?

Edit: should've read the whole post before posting here 

The reason he does not see it as a problem is that he suffers from a rather severe case of zero-sum thinking. In his view, the capitalist system has not really produced any wealth. In fact, by enclosing that which was previously held in common, transforming it into private property, what the system has actually done is to produce scarcity

Saitō’s environmentalism is basically motivated by the same worldview. The economic growth of the past two centuries, he thinks, is an illusion. In order for something to have gone up, something else must have gone down. And so in order for someone to have earned a profit, someone else must have been exploited. In order for one country to have become richer, some other country must have become poorer

The upshot is that, in Saitō’s worldview, you can’t actually make humanity better off – the whole story about progress over the past two centuries is false. But the flip-side is that you can’t really make humanity worse off either

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

 baldy

Holy shit 

Trump will never recover. 

[BananaBlast]

In other news, a new tekken 8 character was unveiled.

link

Admittedly, the character is really stupid. She's supposed to be the reincarnation of True Ogre, a giant aztec demon monster from space.... but turned out to be a generic cutesy waifu. And has a goofy fighting style that involves lots of magical blue energy bullshit. The problem being that Tekken was once a series that was about grounded martial arts. Sure, it had a demon or a boxing dinosaur here or there, but it was mostly still grounded. Nowadays, it's fully embraced high fantasy anime nonsense.

Ree, however, is more upset that she has big boobs. And isn't black enough. And poledances.

I'm sorry what the hell are those breasts

I always thought what ogre was missing was boobs and pole dancing.

I wasn't expecting horny ogre. She looks fun but that character design is like everything stupid in fighting games. Bathing suit, confused skintone, empowered infantilization...just messy.

Wtf does "Confused skintone" mean? "Empowered infantalization"?
 

You hear that? That's any hope I had for this character flying out the window as soon as I saw that terrible alt and the stripper pole.

Bamco must've realised they hadn't made a dumb fuck decision in the last 5 minutes and turned a primordial Aztec weapon of destruction into a poledancing teenager with huge boobs.

Good job guys 👏

I want to like this character, but she looks like a fucking Real Doll. I don't know what they claimed to have done to rework her design at all, but it feels like they didn't do fucking anything. lol

Kinda strange to immediately start thinking about a "real doll", let alone even knowing what that is.

They turned the gooner slider to fucking 11, jesus.

The way that whole trailer was shot... shameless. Complete with the bend down point blank into the camera so her tits can sway for maximum jork.

I wish she was just a reborn male ogre with ball jiggle physics on his thong.

Looks like there's quite a lot of backlash on social media bout Miary Zo being paler than her concept art.........good.