Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[kaleidoscopium]

The new cope is that this CONFIRMS Hassan couldn’t have shocked his dog, somehow. 

Watching them through this cycle has been fascinating

[Taco Bell Tower]

Yeah but my dumb ass went and had a kid, and I'm increasingly regretting that as time progresses.

JFC...

[Uncle]

porkamen leeks thread

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pok%C3%A9mon-suffers-major-leak-all-upcoming-titles-up-to-2030-leaked.1323781/page-9#post-146370292



what was posted:

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hasan-piker-ot-oh-your-such-a-big-man-hasan.321886/page-60#post-146393155

Hasan's friend QT confirmed the tape theory, she went to his house.
https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1o6d44u/after_the_initial_incident_qtcinderella_went_to/

A Ree replies to Levi

If that's true then she's also confirming that it doesn't have that function, which you left out.

[kaleidoscopium]

You sound like one of the those political conspiracy Facebook pages that boomers repost.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hasan-piker-ot-oh-your-such-a-big-man-hasan.321886/page-60#post-146394679

I guess you got an explanation for the tape part then? Let's hear it cause up to this point I've not seen it at all yet.

No explanation is needed because the idea that he sawed off the prongs overnight instead of just getting a new collar, showing one of the other collars he already owned, or... you know... not showing the back of collar on camera is completely illogical.

And again, you and others continue to ignore the fact that in order for him to have shocked the dog last week, that either means a) he just started doing it last week, out of nowhere, or b) he had been shocking his dog for over two years and she never reacted to it a SINGLE time until now.

You are trying to find reasons to believe that he shocked his dog when just a little critical thinking and logic throws that idea out the window.

Jeff really thinks this is the ultimate gotcha and it’s pretty funny how he keeps spamming it

[Besticus Maximus]

eventually he will do an apology stream, and they will insist he's only doing it because the zionists are forcing him to and he didn't use a shock collar really

[Taco Bell Tower]

You sound like one of the those political conspiracy Facebook pages that boomers repost.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hasan-piker-ot-oh-your-such-a-big-man-hasan.321886/page-60#post-146394679

Yari

I guess you got an explanation for the tape part then? Let's hear it cause up to this point I've not seen it at all yet.

Jeff Marvel Superman

No explanation is needed because the idea that he sawed off the prongs overnight instead of just getting a new collar, showing one of the other collars he already owned, or... you know... not showing the back of collar on camera is completely illogical.

And again, you and others continue to ignore the fact that in order for him to have shocked the dog last week, that either means a) he just started doing it last week, out of nowhere, or b) he had been shocking his dog for over two years and she never reacted to it a SINGLE time until now.

You are trying to find reasons to believe that he shocked his dog when just a little critical thinking and logic throws that idea out the window.

[Besticus Maximus]

Look at how weird and nasty and bullying they're being because people won't disbelieve their lying eyes

[kaleidoscopium]

“Ignore the shock collar behind the curtain” type energy in that thread

[nachobro]

why does long head jeff keep saying "sawed off"? you just unscrew the prongs, he couldn't he just lying to cover for his parasocial pal right?

[Uncle]

why does long head jeff keep saying "sawed off"? you just unscrew the prongs, he couldn't he just lying to cover for his parasocial pal right?

how do you know so much about shock collars?    

"why does he say sawed off, everyone knows you just need a 2.0mm Phillips head screwdriver for the two screws on either side and then you tilt it to get past the plastic tab and slide it out!"

[killamajig]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/whats-your-liquid-to-solid-ratio-when-making-oatmeal.1323400/#post-146352871

Why does a place that hates AI so much let this program scrape their forum?

I find the 2:1 ratio (Water/Milk to Oatmeal) is way too watery for my tastes. It's the ratio you see on recipe websites and even on most packaging. I did not have this shit growing up lol. People eat this watery garbage?

Mine was, as the funny euphemism declared, "Thicker than a bowl of Oatmeal" lol.

And to make the thread more interesting, do you doctor up your oatmeal? I usually put chia seeds, hemp seeds, and sometime chocolate chips if I'm feeling decadent.

But the bigger question is why they have two pages of replies to this slop.

[nachobro]

why does long head jeff keep saying "sawed off"? you just unscrew the prongs, he couldn't he just lying to cover for his parasocial pal right?

how do you know so much about shock collars?    

"why does he say sawed off, everyone knows you just need a 2.0mm Phillips head screwdriver for the two screws on either side and then you tilt it to get past the plastic tab and slide it out!"

pretty sure i saw it posted on here. this place is 99.9% of my knowledge of this whole thing

[JoeBoy101]

got someone banned from the aella discord 


a small group didn't like what I was posting in their porn channel. so they kept complaining and the mods just told me to spoiler tag my posts in the channel. I spoiler tagged everything I posted instead of just the stuff they complained about. I knew the crybabies couldn't help themselves but to click through to see and then they kept trying to get it all banned completely. mods made a poll to see if the content should be banned or not and I won. one dude got so mad he started posting the same content, but then he went further and posted what looked like a gay rape video(no spoiler tag!). got his ass banned for that after being one of the biggest complainers against me 

you come at the king, you best not miss 

This is the most filler story ever… and I’m here for it.

[Snoopy]

Cohh fans watching retards fight over Hassan

[DavidCroquet]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hasan-piker-ot-oh-your-such-a-big-man-hasan.321886/page-61#post-146396275

we're seeing in real time how people get duped by QAnon shit, the first mistake was believing it was only Facebook boomers who got duped this easily.

Hear hear!

Turns out it just has to be right target (an abrasive and outspoker socialist) and people will believe the dumbest scenario propagated by right wingers, nazis, zionists and pedophiles.

I'm surprised some of you manage to exist in the real world too.

oh nvm.

[kaleidoscopium]

"that lady" very clearly said there's no shock, and I reserve my doubt on her actually ripping off some tape and shit to see what it's hiding. And I'm not the one here coming up with more and more twisted "explanations" and arguments about how he somehow shocked his dog with a non-functional shock collar.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hasan-piker-ot-oh-your-such-a-big-man-hasan.321886/page-61#post-146398402

[Eric Cartman]

ugh, jesus christ guys, its not that fucking hard to comprehend

• Hasan accidentally buys a shock collar not a vibrate collar
  
• Obviously he can't just fucking return it because, what, just have a regular ass dog collar for a couple of days? Come the fuck on
  
• Yeah, sure, the shock collar has removable shock prongs, but isn't it fucking obvious that hasan is SO AGAINST using a shock collar, its not good enough to just unscrew the prongs, he needed to dremel them off as well
  
• and then OBVIOUSLY if you needlessly dremel something manually removable off of something you gotta do SOMETHING to cover the dremeled bits, so he duck taped over where the prongs used to be
  
• So when his dog yelps in proximity to him touching something off screen, which hes changed his story on twice already, its clearly fucking NOT because he shocked it, because not only did he remove the shock prongs, he dremelled them off AND duck taped over their remnants, so like, DOUBLE didn't do it
  
• And sure, the (((zionist))) nazi pedos chud haters accurately screencapped and identified that the collar was a shock collar, but who are you going to believe? Literally everyone with eyes and no skin in the game, or Hasan and his simps and orbiters?
  
• He didn't just instantly shut down his critics by showing the collar there and then, because he shouldn't even have to, except when he tried to do that a day later, which was definitely not after failing to source a similar looking vibration collar, and is definitely not being caught in a lie
  
• Because even though he would never, ever, ever shock a dog he loves more than anything, although his trainer does, actually his dog is pretty fucking spoilt and needs to know its place and stay there until permitted to move
  
• And that's not because he's a power tripping asshole, its actually that his dog will develop hip displasia in 30 years if it isn't forced to sit on its bed, on stream, in a specific spot, while its owner rants at a computer screen for 8 hours a day when not chair reacting
  

I think its pretty fucking clear unless youre a nazi pedo chud zionist trying to shut down one of the only leftists pro palestine streamers, that this all makes a lot more fucking sense than the dude is a weaselly fucking liar caught in a weaeslly fucking lie

[Eric Cartman]

ZeroVagine has been watching him for 8 HOURS A DAY for OVER 2 YEARS you fucking assholes, HE WOULD KNOW BETTER THAN ANYONE

[EaldNarche]

More people are waking up to collargate in the Hasan thread. Zeo isn't gonna be happy once he wakes up. :x

[kaleidoscopium]

They have been trying to close her animal sanctuary since this whole shit happens. The last time it happened to a streamer having one, people harrassed her so bad, it ended in her suicide.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/obituaries/youtube-star-mikayla-raines-dies-suicide-29-husband-blames-online-abus-rcna214720
So much for protecting animals from abuse, hm ?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hasan-piker-ot-oh-your-such-a-big-man-hasan.321886/page-61#post-146400301

What the hell kind of argument is this

[Eric Cartman]

Maybe he did, maybe he didn't, no one really knows. But it is interesting that he waited a day and showed the collar with tape on the next day.

This combined with QT Cinderella confirming it was a shock collar that had the prongs removed is a little suspicious. Also the footage of Hasan hiding the remote is also suspicious.

And why have the shock collar model at all if he wanted to remove the prongs? I don't understand that bit.

There's still no hard proof of anything but it really is just suspicious.

This is like watching a child speak for the first time. You're so close buddy! Keep it up!

I'm never going to figure it out. Why does he have the shock collar model if he wanted to remove the prongs?

Think about it instead of posting about it, you'll get it at some point. Just try to think logically instead of reading off of Reddit.

I can't believe they're trying to fucking Fermat's Last Theorem this shit

"I have a truly remarkable proof as to why someone would do this, yet it will not fit in the post I am writing as it is too small to contain it"

[DavidCroquet]

5 pages ago: 
"You're right. Perhaps we are too reactive to the imagined (but very real) jewnazi conspiracies to kill Hasan Piker. We should be kinder to each other in this thread. At the very least, it can be assumed Teusery specifically is posting in good faith."

5 minutes ago:

And why have the shock collar model at all if he wanted to remove the prongs? I don't understand that bit.

This is like watching a child speak for the first time. You're so close buddy! Keep it up!

[Besticus Maximus]

You are not thinking logically, said the red guard, as he stabbed his teacher in the stomach

[BIONIC]

More people are waking up to collargate in the Hasan thread. Zeo isn't gonna be happy once he wakes up. :x

More people are waking up to collargate in the Hasan thread. Zeo isn't gonna be happy once he wakes up. :x

Waking up? Motherfucker, Jeff has been destroying chuds with FACTS and LOGIC on his Twitter since 7 AM, you smelly Nazi bitch bigoted incel loser who women avoid in real life and has no friends

[Alpacx]

ZeroVagine has been watching him for 8 HOURS A DAY for OVER 2 YEARS you fucking assholes, HE WOULD KNOW BETTER THAN ANYONE

Zeovagina has watched about 4000 hours of Hasan and and didn't find it odd that a 2 year-old dog was confined to a 2'x4' space 4-5 hours at a time every day?

[kaleidoscopium]

lmao, that's literally 100% obvious evidence, but even then people will still defend their cult leader. between that clip and all the other clips it's totally obvious what he's doing. but that's okay somehow, because a lot of people here share the same political views. animal cruelty seems to be all good as long as it comes from the left.

 

Evidence for WHAT? All collars of this company share the exact same remote. He never claimed to not have a collar from this company. He literally showed it. What?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hasan-piker-ot-oh-your-such-a-big-man-hasan.321886/page-61#post-146402485

[DavidCroquet]

So just assume for like five minutes Hasan is actually not lying, the collar is purely for vibration training, he did not even use it and Kaya actually just stepped badly by accident while Hasan made an unfortunate looking movement. Just, for a minute, accept it as true.
Then add an entire conglomerate of right winners harassing him for years and years, doing nothing but digging up any possible dirt and smear, and flooding Reddit with it.

I assure you, everything will hopefully fall into place.

"If you accept as natural law--as I do--both Hasan's infallible honesty along with the omniscience of the dark alliance that pursues Him, it is impossible to find fault with Hasan or his behavior."



Uh...yeah, I'm pretty sure you're making the opposite of the point that you think you are making.

[Eric Cartman]

I really need queen "if you think bully pitbulls are dangerous its because youre racist" to weigh in on this one, or did bitchdubs shuffle it off to the community thread hoping she wouldnt see it and cause a shitstorm?

[Besticus Maximus]

I really need queen "if you think bully pitbulls are dangerous its because youre racist" to weigh in on this one, or did bitchdubs shuffle it off to the community thread hoping she wouldnt see it and cause a shitstorm?

She's busy checking out the best shock collars on amazon