Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dhs-says-cartels-are-issuing-bounties-up-to-50-000-for-hits-on-ice-cbp-agents.1325806/

👀

The federal agency alleges cartels are offering $2,000 for intelligence gathering and doxing of agents, $5,000–$10,000 for kidnapping or non-lethal assaults on standard ICE/CBP officers and up to $50,000 for the assassination of high-ranking officials.

[BIONIC]

Still can't find the post that got Comediansmasher banned 

And right before he hit 140K posts too

[Nintex]

I'd watch it if Kamala was his boss. She'd get all exasperated by his escapades. "Goddammit Fisher I tole y'all not to kill them hostages. Now what am I gunna tell Joe?" Then Fisher would act all contrite but with a cheeky grin. "Sorry chief. I thought they were Iranians." She'd be like, "Man I'm too ole for this shit.

YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO SHOOT THAT MAN

ma'am he...

YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO SHOOT THAT MAN

ma'am he was an al qaida terrorist ma'am

El Blah Blah Al Capone I don't care if it was the Pizza Peperoni hya hya hya just so we clear you do not and I repeat you do NOT shoot anyone!!

Are you drinking ma'am?

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-women-criticise-sexualised-character-designs-ot3-make-her-look-more-corpulent-more-stuffed-where-the-eyes-cant-escape.275780/page-490#post-146449618

Atsu is fucking hot (sorry if I'm being disrespectful to the women in the OT) just wanted to say this lol

You could have also just... Not.

[D3RANG3D]

I'd watch it if Kamala was his boss. She'd get all exasperated by his escapades. "Goddammit Fisher I tole y'all not to kill them hostages. Now what am I gunna tell Joe?" Then Fisher would act all contrite but with a cheeky grin. "Sorry chief. I thought they were Iranians." She'd be like, "Man I'm too ole for this shit.

YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO SHOOT THAT MAN

ma'am he...

YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO SHOOT THAT MAN

ma'am he was an al qaida terrorist ma'am

El Blah Blah Al Capone I don't care if it was the Pizza Peperoni hya hya hya just so we clear you do not and I repeat you do NOT shoot anyone!!

Are you drinking ma'am?

Not enough cackling...Not lore friendly!

[simiansmarts]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-women-criticise-sexualised-character-designs-ot3-make-her-look-more-corpulent-more-stuffed-where-the-eyes-cant-escape.275780/page-490#post-146449618

Atsu is fucking hot (sorry if I'm being disrespectful to the women in the OT) just wanted to say this lol

You could have also just... Not.

He forgot to say he's a lesbian transfem who's expressing his love for wlw

[Orange Juice Box]

who the fuck wants to watch a splinter cell cartoon?

The trailer is way too plot heavy. I'm not sure what I wanted.  15 minutes of silence as Fisher infiltrates a embassy?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-do-some-people-think-blazing-saddles-“couldn’t-be-made-today”.1325362/

This thread again?

I don't know why liberals have to act like they are "cool," and would be totally ok with such a movie today.  They don't agree with black face or comedians saying, "n-word."  Sarah Silverman can't even do the stuff she did 10 years ago. 

Everyone in that thread is ok with gay stereotypes?

[BananaBlast]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-women-criticise-sexualised-character-designs-ot3-make-her-look-more-corpulent-more-stuffed-where-the-eyes-cant-escape.275780/page-490#post-146449618

Atsu is fucking hot (sorry if I'm being disrespectful to the women in the OT) just wanted to say this lol

You could have also just... Not.

If they actually ban him for this...

   

[BananaBlast]

Sorry, it's just a little rant from me because I'm tired of women being completely belittled because they're not extremely sexualized (like, why the whole checklist in relation to women?)

It was hardly a rant and it didn't convey any of your intent. It was just, "bruh, she's fuckin hot, lul" and to come into this thread, of all threads, with that seems like...poor judgement at best we'll say.

sorry I expressed myself badly, I wanted to say that she is very attractive and it is enough for real people and does not need to be a doll

Unh-uh. You know what you did. You dare claimed that a woman was hot.

[simiansmarts]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/america-is-sliding-toward-illiteracy.1324837/page-3#post-146428780

Reading the article and the mentality of "high standards", I really hope people don't use that to mean "strips Neurodivergent students and other students of extra help to make them "learn" and suffer like the rest" (especially right wing people given the article is going after progressives while ignoring how the right wing have slowly the eroded the Education system for it's benefit) that I've seen a few times around here in the UK. It's frustrating seeing Intelligent Autistic kids getting lumped into this shit and treated like their part of the problem because they may need extra help, lessons, struggle with no fault of their own or simply are not suited to the exam system/environment (and as one of those kids, it felt embarrassing, frustrating and depressing feeling like I was behind everyone, feeling like I was "stupid", feeling different (not helped by the intense bullying) etc).

“I was one of the intelligent autistic kids.”

The only difference between Echoes and Chris Chan is Echoes has better grammar in writing his autistic screeds about wanting a supervillain lesbian from his favorite childhood cartoon/videogame to rape him.   
 
 
Whenever I read one of Echoes' deranged ramblings, I only hear this. 

[HaughtyFrank]

Sorry, it's just a little rant from me because I'm tired of women being completely belittled because they're not extremely sexualized (like, why the whole checklist in relation to women?)

It was hardly a rant and it didn't convey any of your intent. It was just, "bruh, she's fuckin hot, lul" and to come into this thread, of all threads, with that seems like...poor judgement at best we'll say.

sorry I expressed myself badly, I wanted to say that she is very attractive and it is enough for real people and does not need to be a doll

Unh-uh. You know what you did. You dare claimed that a woman was hot.

Dude was trying to virtue signal hard. It's like going to a BLM meeting and shouting "I'm just going to say it, Black Panther deserved the best picture Oscar!"

[Besticus Maximus]

Consider the confidence and bedroom of chris and compare it to echoes and melody and wonder at how much cooler chris chan is than they are

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

Change profile pronouns to she/her

"Atsu is fucking hot (we really need more wlw characters like her) just wanted to say this lol"

the post is now permissible.

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

Consider the confidence and bedroom of chris and compare it to echoes and melody and wonder at how much cooler chris chan is than they are

and better well kept. 

[Uncle]

who the fuck wants to watch a splinter cell cartoon?

The trailer is way too plot heavy. I'm not sure what I wanted.  15 minutes of silences as Fisher infiltrates a embassy?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-do-some-people-think-blazing-saddles-“couldn’t-be-made-today”.1325362/

This thread again?

I don't know why liberals have to act like they are "cool," and would be totally ok with such a movie today.  They don't agree with black face or comedians saying, "n-word."  Sarah Silverman can't even do the stuff she did 10 years ago. 

Everyone in that thread is ok with gay stereotypes?

if you tried to make a new blazing saddles-like movie today, they would all recoil in shock and horror, and then insist that it hadn't been done with the same tact and care as blazing saddles and that it WOULD be totally possible to do blazing saddles today, but this isn't it

if you tried a hundred times they would say this every time

[BananaBlast]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ghost-of-y%C5%8Dtei-ot-hone-wolf.1314208/page-47#post-146339029
Supporting SP, smh Comediansmasher

Yeah, I am aggressively having less and less fun the longer the game goes on. The combat just really isn't well-suited for Atsu vs. groups and so many fights are just "lol here's 5+ dudes all at once, have fun being swarmed and spammed from all directions at once".

You just die WAY TOO QUICKLY for the number of enemies they expect you to put up with all at once, and even switching throwing/ranged weapons during a fight is basically guaranteed death because there isn't even any meaningful slowdown when you bring up the switch menu. On top of that, the auto-targeting is awful, the camera CONSTANTLY fucks you over, and it consistently feels like Atsu has WAY less reach than she should because enemies always back away from you while blocking so you're constantly forced to rush toward them and leave yourself open.

I don't know what it is but the combat just feels markedly worse than the original instead of better.

Not that it's any surprise at this point, but this shitheel apparently bought the game despite acting like he wasn't gonna buy it out of protest.

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

Are you sure they didn't have a friend gift it to them? You know, to make sure they can properly critique it, chud?

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

it's been 24 hours since the last post in HasanOT. I can't believe mods killed the thread.

[nachobro]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ghost-of-y%C5%8Dtei-ot-hone-wolf.1314208/page-47#post-146339029
Supporting SP, smh Comediansmasher

Yeah, I am aggressively having less and less fun the longer the game goes on. The combat just really isn't well-suited for Atsu vs. groups and so many fights are just "lol here's 5+ dudes all at once, have fun being swarmed and spammed from all directions at once".

You just die WAY TOO QUICKLY for the number of enemies they expect you to put up with all at once, and even switching throwing/ranged weapons during a fight is basically guaranteed death because there isn't even any meaningful slowdown when you bring up the switch menu. On top of that, the auto-targeting is awful, the camera CONSTANTLY fucks you over, and it consistently feels like Atsu has WAY less reach than she should because enemies always back away from you while blocking so you're constantly forced to rush toward them and leave yourself open.

I don't know what it is but the combat just feels markedly worse than the original instead of better.

this and the next page are pretty hilarious. hes just bitching and moaning about how hard a not very difficult game is while the rest of the thread explains to him how to play the game.





 having a meltdown over the difficulty of a sony cinematic game

[HaughtyFrank]

who the fuck wants to watch a splinter cell cartoon?

The trailer is way too plot heavy. I'm not sure what I wanted.  15 minutes of silences as Fisher infiltrates a embassy?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-do-some-people-think-blazing-saddles-“couldn’t-be-made-today”.1325362/

This thread again?

I don't know why liberals have to act like they are "cool," and would be totally ok with such a movie today.  They don't agree with black face or comedians saying, "n-word."  Sarah Silverman can't even do the stuff she did 10 years ago. 

Everyone in that thread is ok with gay stereotypes?

if you tried to make a new blazing saddles-like movie today, they would all recoil in shock and horror, and then insist that it hadn't been done with the same tact and care as blazing saddles and that it WOULD be totally possible to do blazing saddles today, but this isn't it

if you tried a hundred times they would say this every time

For years these guys claimed that the blackface in Always Sunny in Philadelphia is actually okay because it makes fun of the characters and then those episodes were pulled from streaming anyway

[nachobro]

he doesnt even understand how save files work holy shit  probably asked for a ban in embarrassment of how fucking terrible he is at games

[Taco Bell Tower]

Still can't find the post that got Comediansmasher banned 

And right before he hit 140K posts too

PlanetSmasher
Banned
The Abominable Showman
Last seen 14 minutes ago

He can't live without Ree 

[filler]

who the fuck wants to watch a splinter cell cartoon?

The trailer is way too plot heavy. I'm not sure what I wanted.  15 minutes of silences as Fisher infiltrates a embassy?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-do-some-people-think-blazing-saddles-“couldn’t-be-made-today”.1325362/

This thread again?

I don't know why liberals have to act like they are "cool," and would be totally ok with such a movie today.  They don't agree with black face or comedians saying, "n-word."  Sarah Silverman can't even do the stuff she did 10 years ago. 

Everyone in that thread is ok with gay stereotypes?

if you tried to make a new blazing saddles-like movie today, they would all recoil in shock and horror, and then insist that it hadn't been done with the same tact and care as blazing saddles and that it WOULD be totally possible to do blazing saddles today, but this isn't it

if you tried a hundred times they would say this every time

it would suck because richard pryor isn't writing it tbh

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-women-criticise-sexualised-character-designs-ot3-make-her-look-more-corpulent-more-stuffed-where-the-eyes-cant-escape.275780/page-490#post-146449618

Atsu is fucking hot (sorry if I'm being disrespectful to the women in the OT) just wanted to say this lol

You could have also just... Not.

Sorry sorry 😭😍🙏
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[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/october-14-2025-trump-proclaimed-october-14-2025-as-a-national-day-of-remembrance-for-charlie-kirk.1324909/page-3#post-146442121

Would be a shame if we also had "Stephen Miller" remembrance day and "Donald J Trump" remembrance day.

Real shame...

call for violence? 

[Orange Juice Box]

The trailer is way too plot heavy. I'm not sure what I wanted.  15 minutes of silences as Fisher infiltrates a embassy?


I don't know why liberals have to act like they are "cool," and would be totally ok with such a movie today.  They don't agree with black face or comedians saying, "n-word."  Sarah Silverman can't even do the stuff she did 10 years ago. 

Everyone in that thread is ok with gay stereotypes?

if you tried to make a new blazing saddles-like movie today, they would all recoil in shock and horror, and then insist that it hadn't been done with the same tact and care as blazing saddles and that it WOULD be totally possible to do blazing saddles today, but this isn't it

if you tried a hundred times they would say this every time

For years these guys claimed that the blackface in Always Sunny in Philadelphia is actually okay because it makes fun of the characters and then those episodes were pulled from streaming anyway

But they never say that about Sarah Silverman or 30 Rock.  Both female led comedies. 
And Sarah Silverman invented the idea that it's funny for a clueless, white, idiot, to do black face because they think they are empowering black people.   But she's an ethnic Jew and Tina Fey lives in New York City so obviously they were just being hateful.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/october-14-2025-trump-proclaimed-october-14-2025-as-a-national-day-of-remembrance-for-charlie-kirk.1324909/page-3#post-146442121

Would be a shame if we also had "Stephen Miller" remembrance day and "Donald J Trump" remembrance day.
Real shame...

call for violence? 

BTW, how many people are you gonna rat out to the drug cartels for that sweet bounty money?  I used to think turning in your neighbors was the path towards fascism but now I understand you can make money doing it.

[HaughtyFrank]

he doesnt even understand how save files work holy shit  probably asked for a ban in embarrassment of how fucking terrible he is at games

I'm thinking of that saying "If you run into assholes all day, you just might be the asshole"

"If every game you play has a broken unfair difficulty, you just might be a terrible player"

[BananaBlast]

No wonder this guy wants to play Final Fantasy 7 remake Switch 2 port with the new "99999 health and 99999 damage one hit kill" option.

[davepoobond]

oh so i guess cartels are the "leftwing terrorist networks" they've been pining for

[PogiJones]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ghost-of-y%C5%8Dtei-ot-hone-wolf.1314208/page-47#post-146339029
Supporting SP, smh Comediansmasher

Yeah, I am aggressively having less and less fun the longer the game goes on. The combat just really isn't well-suited for Atsu vs. groups and so many fights are just "lol here's 5+ dudes all at once, have fun being swarmed and spammed from all directions at once".
You just die WAY TOO QUICKLY for the number of enemies they expect you to put up with all at once, and even switching throwing/ranged weapons during a fight is basically guaranteed death because there isn't even any meaningful slowdown when you bring up the switch menu. On top of that, the auto-targeting is awful, the camera CONSTANTLY fucks you over, and it consistently feels like Atsu has WAY less reach than she should because enemies always back away from you while blocking so you're constantly forced to rush toward them and leave yourself open.
I don't know what it is but the combat just feels markedly worse than the original instead of better.

he doesnt even understand how save files work holy shit  probably asked for a ban in embarrassment of how fucking terrible he is at games

It's insane how accurate benji's parody was:

Hey guys, I'm playing this highly praised game Super Mario Bros. and the combat is giving me gigantic anxiety attacks. I'm right at the start and I've been stuck here for two weeks now and I think I'm done. What happens is I start to walk forward towards what appears to be a floating row of bricks when this little mushroom like guy walks at me. AND. HE. DOESN'T. STOP. Then he one hits me instantly upon combat. I've tried literally everything to avoid combat with him but it seems like there's no way to not aggro him and the floating bricks seem to be funneling me into combat. This is just terrible design. I almost put my fist through the wall and my roommates are bothering me with "son is something wrong down there? Does dad need to reset your RAM again?" This is why I hate PC gaming and I'm so frustrated that I can barely even watch YouTube at work thinking about that mushroom guy and how everyone says this game is a classic.

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Also, benji, you need to add the quote button to closed threads  And the edit button while you're at it