Random Talk

[killamajig]

Apparently that new Ed Gein show is absolute distasteful shlock and episode 4 gets so bad that people had to turn it off.

If this is just marketing, it's working.

What do you mean?






Take it from a guy that actually knew someone that grew up knowing Ed, this show said fuck it, let's just make shit up. 

Good Lord, isn't the truth about Gein fucked up enough for people? Lol 

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[Polident]

People get unreasonably angry if you ask if Tom is the cat or the mouse.

[Nintex]

Think I beat another shit test. I was supposed to get back in touch with the spiritual lady to meet up tonight BUT...

"Sorry I'm dead today"

so I replied

"That won't work for me I prefer my women alive"

"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

[filler]

   

[Polident]

Upcoming flight. Sitting in an aisle seat, with three empty seats to the right of me. Checked it just now. Somebody chose the seat next to me, leaving the two to the right of them empty. What the fuck?

[BIONIC]

Upcoming flight. Sitting in an aisle seat, with three empty seats to the right of me. Checked it just now. Somebody chose the seat next to me, leaving the two to the right of them empty. What the fuck?

Congrats on the free handjob.

[filler]

yeah, stop bragging 

[benji]

I got a text message that my account at a bank I don't have an account at was used to spend $650 at Arby's and to confirm if this was me by going to a website that clearly is fraudulent from the URL.

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[benji]

Sorry, $695.

   

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[filler]

thanks for the free arby, benj! 

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

Sorry, $695.

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Text back:

I ain't confirming shit. I do what I want and I answer to no one.

[Nintex]

Trying to set-up a date with the Dutch rugby champ who also has ADHD. This is truely one of those overly ambitious ENTJ decisions. She's 6"0 and built like a tank.

Second candidate is a movie date with a cute portuguese college nerd. Asked her what we should watch after she mentioned she had a subscription and she asked what my favorite movies were. Dropped a few so tommorow I'll probably find out if she liked any of them. 

Anyway making progress again, I think I've found the right balance between indifferent asshole and showing some interest with more assertiveness. My jokes are also landing one after the other.

The rugby champ had a picture of her taking over a ball playing rugby or whatever so my opener was: "I see you're not scared of ball contact". I went to bed feeling good about that joke not ever expecting she'd reply to it. 

It's funny how the dating market is truely a 'market'. Now that the weather has turned the more indoors type have shown up. The rugby chick is busy with comic puzzles and TV shows and the portuguese binging shows and movies. 

Anyway lets hope the PT is back on his feet tommorow, I really need to put in some training to handle the rugby champ if she's game. 

[nachobro]

well i looked up 6ft dutch rugby champs and if the first result is her, shes cute

[Nintex]

well plans made for a date. After we chatted a little she asked if I was serious about hanging on saturday just before I wanted to bring it up again so she basically invited herself. She asked her place, my place or someplace halfway. And I took the bold route and just ignored that asking if she prefered to play home or away.

Then asked if she wanted champagne, wine or beer and she likes beer but said: "but uh not too much because I have to drive back right?" which again I ignored.

My place on saturday, beers and a movie. She's going to bring some home baked cookies or cake. Once she started sending me pictures of cakes, cookies, LEGO sets and a giant Yoshi and mentioned her favorite movies were Shaun of the Dead, Django Unchained and The Dark Knight Trilogy I realized I had to move somewhat carefully and not simp too hard

I've dropped a 'subtle' hint that I have a Switch 2 and maybe my place is Willy Wonka's chocolate factory for a girl that likes movies and Super Mario. Just maybe. 
Overall I got the same vibe as I did with the Latina, who was constantly wondering what the 'catch' was. I've certainly dropped more Nintex jokes on this chick (that she likes) to keep it from being 'perfectly boring'. Plus let her in on the drama at my workplace and likes that I'm standing up for myself. I was like: "Man what a day..." and well curiousity kills the cat.  

Looks wise I can never tell from pictures. Most chicks I've dated with so-so pictures looked better in person and the ones with the best pictures were just faking it.

There is also a black chick that wants to date on the premise that she thinks I'm handsome and stylish. I like that we have matching outfits so she asked me to come up with an event to wear those and well tommorow morning she'll learn her dress matches well with my interior or a stylish cocktail bar because the Hans Zimmer concert is next month. 28 year old studying to become a doctor.

I'm fine with both but overall the 28 year old seems to just be fishing for a well off in-shape not default racist white guy for a fun date. In half her pictures she's holding her drivers license in front of her phone looking at a mirror, which heavily signals she's been around the block sending guys 'verification' pics but I don't blame her she's hot.

The rugby player I vibe really well with and she's putting in effort and likes to chat but not in a creepy stalking overbearing way like I had with some others. Strangely enough for someone that tackles she has a really sweet character overall. 

It's funny though I stopped "looking" busy with other things, cars, work, back to gaming, the new kitten of my movie bud. This version of my profile is the worst yet in terms of useful information about who I am and it works the best. It might have been the Asian woman, she said I was way too open minded for being an atheist and because I look up my horoscope everyday I'm Spiritual. Who knows, in the end I might actually succeed to bring a date to the Hans Zimmer concert.

[Potato]

Get dominated by the rugby player. Learn some new skills.

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

Get dominated by the rugby player. Learn some new skills.

   

[D3RANG3D]

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[Polident]

I remember there was another hideous freak with wide feet posting here. New Balance 515 extra wide have been great and mask your deformed mutant foot size. #ad

[Nintex]

Get dominated by the rugby player. Learn some new skills.

Trouble with her car. I asked: French or Electric?
2014 Opel Corsa, good choice. 

ChatGPT makes me a certified car mechanic to troubleshoot so she knows what to tell the actual mechanic.

Yaaaay

The reward, puppy pics. "He's going to be a real killer" "noooooo he's sooo cute"
Exchanged for kitten clips. "This one is a real fighter" "That’s because it's an orange cat!!"

Overall this is going way too smooth there has to be a catch.

[Potato]

Get dominated by the rugby player. Learn some new skills.

Trouble with her car. I asked: French or Electric?
2014 Opel Corsa, good choice. 

ChatGPT makes me a certified car mechanic to troubleshoot so she knows what to tell the actual mechanic.

Yaaaay

The reward, puppy pics. "He's going to be a real killer" "noooooo he's sooo cute"
Exchanged for kitten clips. "This one is a real fighter" "That’s because it's an orange cat!!"

Overall this is going way too smooth there has to be a catch.

Remember that when she's giving you the safe word.

[Nintex]

She's been texting me all night during her bar hopping. Including some cute selfies.

Either she regrets it all in the morning and calls it off or is stoked to finally meet tommorow. I've been at this junction before, fun texting for a couple of days then a complete dud on the date. Based on all the things we like and how chill we are I have no doubt we get along well but who knows if there is any more to this.

We're still in the one shot, one opportunity, everything has to be perfect dating environment. It'll take a very strong connection to overcome that.

[killamajig]

So I thought I'd take a drive and take some pictures for my fellow Ed Gein fans. I went to Plainfield, WI to see what some of the locations look like today.

First up, the Gein farmhouse site. Off to the left up a bit is where the driveway is. Nothing but trees now and the house would have been father back anyways. Not much to see.....

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The Plainfield Cemetery where Ed is buried. Ed's headstone has been repeatedly vandalized and no longer there...

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The former site of Mary Hogan's tavern....

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Mary Hogan was a 51-year-old tavern owner in Plainfield, Wisconsin. She disappeared on December 8, 1954, leaving behind only bloodstains at her tavern. Despite a search, she remained missing for years. It was only after Ed Gein’s arrest in 1957 that her fate was revealed. Gein confessed to killing Hogan and led investigators to her grave site. Her body had been decapitated, and her head was found preserved in Gein’s house.

Bernice Worden's hardware store. It's been remodeled it doesn't look like it did when the murders happened. But here it is...

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Bernice Worden was a 58-year-old widow who owned and operated the Plainfield Hardware Store. She was well-respected in the community and known for her helpful nature. On November 16, 1957, she disappeared from her store, leaving behind a blood trail. Her son, Deputy Sheriff Frank Worden, became suspicious of Ed Gein, who had been in the store shortly before Bernice’s disappearance. A search of Gein’s property led to the discovery of Bernice’s mutilated body, hanging upside down in his shed.

One of the cemeteries Ed took bodies from. And this one looks exactly like you'd expect. This thing looks like it's straight out of a horror movie....

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To complete my trip I decided to get some venison. There was a rumor that Ed would give out venison but he was not known to deer hunt....

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From Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Gein

Whole human bones and fragments
A wastebasket made of human skin
Human skin covering several chairs
Human skulls mounted on bedposts
Female skulls, some with the tops sawn off
Bowls made from human skulls
A corset made from a female torso skinned from shoulders to waist
Leggings made from human leg skin
Masks made from the skin of female heads
Mary Hogan's face mask in a paper bag
Mary Hogan's skull in a box
Bernice Worden's entire head in a burlap sack
Bernice Worden's heart "in a plastic bag in front of Gein's potbelly stove"
Nine vulvas in a shoebox
A young girl's dress and "the vulvas of two females judged to have been about fifteen years old"
A belt made from female human nipples
Four noses
A pair of lips on a window shade drawstring
A lampshade made from the skin of a human face
Fingernails from female fingers

If you look you can find the crime scene photos of some of his handy work. Inexplicably Netflix thought that this story needed embellishment. Lol

Happy Halloween from Wisconsin. The home of Ed Gein and Jeffrey Dahmer. (And me, Killamajig)

[Uncle]

informative and interesting but difficult to give a like to

[Nintex]

Anyway I realized I didn't want to give up movie night with my best friend for another no show or cancellation. Playing the role of funny chatbot for a girl out partying with other dudes.

So I decided to pull her leg, when she went "Shots!" I underlined "rarely drinks" in her profile screenshot. Added and a question mark. Risking it all. She said she only drinks socially, off season etc. etc. . Then I told her about my "pretending to leave when a client doesn't drink" routine and she was like "hahahaha omg"

As she left the last bar I mentioned I turned into werewolf post 1 AM.

She said: pics or it didn't happen. Which again surprising. So I risked it all and send her a shirt open hairy chest pic.

In return I got a bra pic, red my favorite color. Great tits.
I think we've broken the ice and she'll show up with her cookies and milkers.

Character ✅️
Interests ✅️
Attraction ✅️
Loyal ✅️

After passing a gattling gun of shit tests

What's the catch? 

[Nintex]

Well the apping is going well all day but she's too hungover to come over. 
I offered to head on over instead to check out her errr Lego collection.

she send me a big heart before crashing out at 8pm. Wants to talk tommorow. I guess offering to bang at her place kept the flame alive.

But now as usual I'm in a worse position.
No date, difficult to find a new date. My movie bud is also sick
But I know why she is chasing and chasing hard.

Invited a chick I matched earlier. The matching outfits. Said it matched my interior well.
She instantly responded: "come on now" suggested a beachclub if she isn't game

BF6 I guess?

[Nintex]

Long story short silly romcom.

4 vultures are waiting on Bumble while Rugby chick and her bff are baking cookies for me.

Delivery due tonight



I did what I should've done a long time ago. Take direct control.

"Sorry we just started cooking be there around 20:30"
[stays online for 10 minutes]
[typing] [typing] [typing] ...

"That’s a good one guess I'll have start too"

"hahahaha"

Rinse repeat all day

[Nintex]

She yaps about movies, books and TV shows and well I'm a good listener in a Neil sort of way and I know all about pop culture. She like the small details like I do, references, cameos the works. Poor girl had long COVID, broke up with her toxic ex in april. It was clear she wanted to share her story first so I put on Shaun of the Dead as that was our original plan anyway. 

Once the movie was over I could tell the clock was running out and it was time to decide how to close. She mentioned she had tattoos on her leg, T-Rex and a rugby ball. I said ok show me. Wasn't going to... my pants are up to here [...]
 
I just looked at her grinning, eventually she stood up, showed me tattoos. I stood up first to look at them closely and then thought why the hell not, she was like hold up let me get my pants back on first but turned that first kiss into a french kiss immediately. And well that made it more than friendly. After that pulled out her phone and started looking at days we could date again. For now next friday.

Not sure what other things she has going. She gets ghosted a lot on the app she says. And in bars and clubs, well most guys are scared because she's a unit. 

Once she got home started apping again right away. I could tell that she had a 'no sex on first date' rule that kicked in and was just tired after this crazy ass weekend but that bold and daring attempt was appreciated as well as not breaking her '1st date' boundaries and just kissing some more. 

Situationship acquired with the Dutch national rugby champ. 

[filler]

[Nintex]

Anyway the key to my date was giving her a simple choice.
I suggested a beachwalk but she was busy, friend came over to bake cookies etc. 
So I said it wasn't a smart move to drink herself into a coma. 
[typing] [typing] 
Then I said: "how about you bring over some cookies tonight to make it up to me"
And that worked out.

The rest was magic to her as it's supposed to be.

[Potato]

Did you at least play stinky pinkie?