Kulturkampf

[benji]

It is also the most masculine, muscular work of Christian art since Braveheart.

Shouldn't that be Passion of the Christ even if we're just sticking to Mel's canon?

Oh, wait, we're apparently mad about this according to the media reading random Twitters:

However, the cast update has divided fans of the original.

‘Recasting Jesus is blasphemous work,’ Edward declared on X.

‘Disappointing news. I’ve been waiting forever for this movie. It won’t be the same without a truly devout and believing actor playing Jesus. Caviezel’s personal faith was evident in every moment of The Passion,’ Kristen shared.

‘That’s a shame. Caviezel was superb,’ Tim added.

Many others pointed out the irony of casting a Nordic actor as a Middle Eastern man. ‘Another white Jesus? I’ll pass,’ one quipped.

[HaughtyFrank]

[HaughtyFrank]

Such a strange fantasy. Lets say we actually remove Israel and all the jews go to America and Europe, how exactly does this stop Arabs from killing non-Arabs in Sudan?

[DavidCroquet]

"He said NO pickles."

[HaughtyFrank]

[Potato]

Factually incorrect.

That's not Jesus, that's Conan the Barbarian on the Tree of Woe.

[TylenolJones]

AI Ben Garrison is getting pretty good. 

[DavidCroquet]

How do they even enforce this?

"Hold up there sir, what team are you pullin' for?"
"Not Maccabi Tel Aviv, that's for damn sure!"
"Okey-doke, come right along this way."

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[Uncle]

that's what I was thinking from the start

"Wal-Mart bans all customers who are fans of Asmongold"

[HaughtyFrank]

They're looking to allow the fans after all which makes some people really mad

Did he ever talk about the resources it takes to police Palestine protests?

[D3RANG3D]

[Polident]

Such a strange fantasy. Lets say we actually remove Israel and all the jews go to America and Europe, how exactly does this stop Arabs from killing non-Arabs in Sudan?

Stupid. In two years they just build a bigger israel 2. Then in 20 years they build an israel planet. Then a year after that they have like a million mini israels on ships or something I stopped paying attention.

[DavidCroquet]

Somehow, Satanyahu returned…

[benji]

Kids are starving on TERF Island?

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[simiansmarts]

Football hooliganism is as British as eel pie

[benji]

Someone find the portal to 2019 and push them back in.

[benji]

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

[Rendle]

I love how Banner is so afraid of accidentally hurting Americans with his powers that he moves to Rio de Janeiro, one of the most densely populated areas on the planet. Makes ya think

[D3RANG3D]

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[HaughtyFrank]

[D3RANG3D]

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[HaughtyFrank]

[D3RANG3D]

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[HaughtyFrank]

[HaughtyFrank]

[Eric Cartman]

in fairness that is twice as many response types than you're a literal nazi

[DavidCroquet]

One time my ex wife and I were listening to NPR, and they were talking about the psychology behind family annihilators...those dudes who kill their whole family and then themselves. 

We were walking into the grocery store and were chatting about this, and I told her that she could at least rest easy knowing that I could never be a family annihilator. She asked how I could be so sure, and I said "because I would never kill myself".  

And yes, she did bring this story up during the divorce proceedings. 

[boreform]

[HaughtyFrank]

Leftists getting mad at the no kings protests is honestly so interesting to me

(Though I guess Stein is more weirdo than leftist)