Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Uncle]

Pictured, the average woman of Malta:  

pictured, the average male of Malta:

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/splinter-cell-remake-appears-to-be-in-trouble-as-ubisoft-begins-hiring-new-director.1331878/#post-146713162

I swear Tom Henderson and/or Shinobi said the game was doing fine and looking good recently.

The only thing I remember about Shinobi is him talking up Andromeda before it came out actively on fire.

[BIONIC]

ok guys I got you all hooked up I got you covered

wanted to try something just to see if I could do it and it seems I can

here is a full installation of Windows 3.1, a whole operating system for you embedded on the Bire in case of emergency, you have an operating system now

you can play all your favorite games like SkiFree and Chip's Challenge and Rodent's Revenge and also Castle of the Winds 1 and 2 (Castle of the Winds 2 is not shareware so don't tell anybody  )

also King's Bounty and all of the manual copy protection codes 

I had to split it up because the mods here only let you upload 1 megabyte zip files 

I personally prefer my bot spam to be about free Belgian passports

[Potato]

The real tell is how they think "the Pokemon are weirdly explained scientifically" is "gay stuff" in the game.

Actually I realized that this is the same thing they're all making fun of the chuds for believing.

Pokemon game: "Pocket monsters can have inexplicable sexes along with the standard ones. Because they are pocket monsters and we just make up shit about them. Like some are plants and others are fire and stuff. Also both. And they all 'evolve' in some way."
Chud on Twitter: "Look at this, they're putting the gay in my Pokemon games!!!"
Era: "HELL YEAH THEY ARE, POKEMON HAS ALWAYS BEEN QUEER! FUCK YOU IT SHOULD BE EVEN MORE GAY!"
Some other guy on Era: "Pokemon is where I learned about how gender works. Why are chuds so dumb?"

Look, I demand that my sentient plant Pokemon have a defined gender, ok buddy?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Potato]

ok guys I got you all hooked up I got you covered

wanted to try something just to see if I could do it and it seems I can

here is a full installation of Windows 3.1, a whole operating system for you embedded on the Bire in case of emergency, you have an operating system now

you can play all your favorite games like SkiFree and Chip's Challenge and Rodent's Revenge and also Castle of the Winds 1 and 2 (Castle of the Winds 2 is not shareware so don't tell anybody  )

also King's Bounty and all of the manual copy protection codes 

I had to split it up because the mods here only let you upload 1 megabyte zip files 

I'm not downloading your child exploitation material uncle. 

[Uncle]

ok guys I got you all hooked up I got you covered

wanted to try something just to see if I could do it and it seems I can

here is a full installation of Windows 3.1, a whole operating system for you embedded on the Bire in case of emergency, you have an operating system now

you can play all your favorite games like SkiFree and Chip's Challenge and Rodent's Revenge and also Castle of the Winds 1 and 2 (Castle of the Winds 2 is not shareware so don't tell anybody  )

also King's Bounty and all of the manual copy protection codes 

I had to split it up because the mods here only let you upload 1 megabyte zip files 

I'm not downloading your child exploitation material uncle. 

but it even has jezzball  

[benji]

Delete Uncle's post for promoting piracy or allow it to deny Microsoft funds they would send to Israel for genocide?

[benji]

Unrelated information for other posters: zips can now be 100MB.

[Uncle]

[DavidCroquet]

ok guys I got you all hooked up I got you covered

wanted to try something just to see if I could do it and it seems I can

here is a full installation of Windows 3.1, a whole operating system for you embedded on the Bire in case of emergency, you have an operating system now

you can play all your favorite games like SkiFree and Chip's Challenge and Rodent's Revenge and also Castle of the Winds 1 and 2 (Castle of the Winds 2 is not shareware so don't tell anybody  )

also King's Bounty and all of the manual copy protection codes 

I have never heard of these games before and they look really fucking cool. Thank you for your post. 

There's no joke or burn in this post. It's sincere.

[DavidCroquet]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/digimon-deserves-a-better-localization-than-this.1331815/

 
Yesterday's Crusadermon is LoadKnightmon is LordKnightmon.  

[Uncle]

ok guys I got you all hooked up I got you covered

wanted to try something just to see if I could do it and it seems I can

here is a full installation of Windows 3.1, a whole operating system for you embedded on the Bire in case of emergency, you have an operating system now

you can play all your favorite games like SkiFree and Chip's Challenge and Rodent's Revenge and also Castle of the Winds 1 and 2 (Castle of the Winds 2 is not shareware so don't tell anybody  )

also King's Bounty and all of the manual copy protection codes 

I have never heard of these games before and they look really fucking cool. Thank you for your post. 

There's no joke or burn in this post. It's sincere.

I love Castle of the Winds, it was the first roguelike I ever played, and it's actually one of the first roguelikes

the creator was directly inspired by the earliest examples of the genre (Rogue) and had been asked by Microsoft to make use of all the features of their brand new Windows platform, with frames and scroll bars and icons

it is a casual fun roguelike since you can save and load at any time, and there are a lot of types of gear and spells

hard to get running on modern hardware and I actually made that DOSBox Windows 3.1 VM just to play it

[Boredfrom]

Expecting Japanese developers to add even more gay/queer/trans stuff... (real or imagined)



You bet on the wrong horse buddy.

I mean, they will do it… as a fetish.  

(What most of them probably want, but are to afraid to admit  )

[DavidCroquet]

ok guys I got you all hooked up I got you covered

wanted to try something just to see if I could do it and it seems I can

here is a full installation of Windows 3.1, a whole operating system for you embedded on the Bire in case of emergency, you have an operating system now

you can play all your favorite games like SkiFree and Chip's Challenge and Rodent's Revenge and also Castle of the Winds 1 and 2 (Castle of the Winds 2 is not shareware so don't tell anybody  )

also King's Bounty and all of the manual copy protection codes 

I have never heard of these games before and they look really fucking cool. Thank you for your post. 

There's no joke or burn in this post. It's sincere.

I love Castle of the Winds, it was the first roguelike I ever played, and it's actually one of the first roguelikes

the creator was directly inspired by the earliest examples of the genre (Rogue) and had been asked by Microsoft to make use of all the features of their brand new Windows platform, with frames and scroll bars and icons

it is a casual fun roguelike since you can save and load at any time, and there are a lot of types of gear and spells

hard to get running on modern hardware and I actually made that DOSBox Windows 3.1 VM just to play it

Unfortunately...

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/gen-z-wants-more-animation-and-less-sex-onscreen-according-to-teens-screens-survey.1331407/#post-146702740

Only anecdotal, but I know we love family night movies and akward ass sex scenes always make them awkward for our teenager. I 'm trying to remember the last one where when the baging was done he said, "what was the point of that?"

*note: we're mostly watching older movies ranging 80s to 00s.

[simiansmarts]

There's always a palpable bitterness that comes from RE whenever the topic of zoomers is the premise of the thread.

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

Hasan thinking museums display fakes while keeping the originals in a secret safe and finding out thats not the case was hilarious and very cute.

Oh my god I hope there's a clip. I love it when people are brilliant in one area and shocked and dumb in another lol

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hasan-piker-ot-oh-your-such-a-big-man-hasan.321886/page-64#post-146692807

What is he brilliant at? Shocking his dog?

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

Expecting Japanese developers to add even more gay/queer/trans stuff... (real or imagined)



You bet on the wrong horse buddy.

Will they get to it before or after perfecting African American representation in their games?

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/digimon-deserves-a-better-localization-than-this.1331815/

 
Yesterday's Crusadermon is LoadKnightmon is LordKnightmon.  

Not sure, but I think I might be having a stroke.

[simiansmarts]

Expecting Japanese developers to add even more gay/queer/trans stuff... (real or imagined)



You bet on the wrong horse buddy.

Will they get to it before or after perfecting African American representation in their games?

Yes and then they will finally confirm my favorite Splatoon girls as a lesbian couple!!!

[books]

Cubone is wearing the skull of his transphobic mom.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/twitch-streamer-emiru-assaulted-at-twitchcon.1328395/page-5#post-146587414

 User Banned (2 Weeks): Concern Trolling over a Series of Posts; Account in Junior Phase

Unnecessarily douchey response.

Again, try reading, I was referring to why the previous body guard was banned, which was because her security grabbed him for following them and restrained him for con people to show up , which could be considered false imprisonment is California. Cuck if you want but that's a fact. The guy this year should've been held by twitch for authorities but clearly wasn't

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ap-american-e-waste-is-causing-a-%E2%80%98hidden-tsunami%E2%80%99-in-southeast-asia-waste-colonialism-another-face-of-western-neocolonialism.1332247/

[benji]

Yes and then they will finally confirm my favorite Splatoon girls as a lesbian couple!!!

Don't bother with these ignorant chuds, they'll stay incels in their parents basements instead of spending anytime learning just how heckin queer friendly and wholesome the competitive and speedrunning Splatoon community is. My lesbian polycule has four girlfriends from that cozy community alone.

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ap-american-e-waste-is-causing-a-%E2%80%98hidden-tsunami%E2%80%99-in-southeast-asia-waste-colonialism-another-face-of-western-neocolonialism.1332247/#post-146731402
basaltt before the edit

I'm an American but holy fuck we suck.

Cloud-Hidden

Man this cloud hangs over me every fuckin day. I'm straight and white, too. So every time my depression tells me I make the world worse just by being here I just look at the news and it's like "yep."

[D3RANG3D]

Well that about wraps it up for you buddy...

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ap-american-e-waste-is-causing-a-%E2%80%98hidden-tsunami%E2%80%99-in-southeast-asia-waste-colonialism-another-face-of-western-neocolonialism.1332247/#post-146731402
basaltt before the edit

I'm an American but holy fuck we suck.

Cloud-Hidden

Man this cloud hangs over me every fuckin day. I'm straight and white, too. So every time my depression tells me I make the world worse just by being here I just look at the news and it's like "yep."

If yell these stupid fucks they'll be paying 50% more for their electronics or that they should take direct action and not update their shitty iPhone every year and they'll have a hissy-fit of epic proportions. 

 
 

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[DavidCroquet]

And coming out as gay at the same time, really brave of him.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/twitch-streamer-emiru-assaulted-at-twitchcon.1328395/page-5#post-146587414

 User Banned (2 Weeks): Concern Trolling over a Series of Posts; Account in Junior Phase

Unnecessarily douchey response.

Again, try reading, I was referring to why the previous body guard was banned, which was because her security grabbed him for following them and restrained him for con people to show up , which could be considered false imprisonment is California. Cuck if you want but that's a fact. The guy this year should've been held by twitch for authorities but clearly wasn't

so y'all are fine with citizen arrests now?

[benji]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ap-american-e-waste-is-causing-a-%E2%80%98hidden-tsunami%E2%80%99-in-southeast-asia-waste-colonialism-another-face-of-western-neocolonialism.1332247/#post-146731402

Nothing surprising here.

This is just another form the modern face of empire takes: neocolonialism. Another stark reminder of how the wealth and power in the West continue to be sustained by these newer colonial structures that extract value from Asia, Africa, Latin America; leaving behind pollution, poverty, and instability. The Corporate is the neo rebrand of colonialism, with its own neocolonial pipeline that's labeled the "supply chain."

That the flags may be gone, but exploitation continues through economic chains that everyone participates in.

Discarded electronics from America create toxic 'hidden tsunamis' in Southeast Asia.

Fast fashion brands and luxury fashion houses built on "European heritage" inhumanely exploit labor in Asia, Africa, LatAm; causing immense human suffering.

Western corporations like Canadian mining companies pillage resources in LatAm, Africa, Asia with no regard for the environmental and social devastation left behind.

Amidst countless other forms, like political and military coercion, used in service of maintaining this Western hegemonic dominance over global economic structures and over global world order.

All the while, nothing continues to be done to dismantle these exploitative global structures in this silent system of oppression.

Another reason to tax the shit out of billionaires

Also yeah the west sucks. I'm trying to do my part but it feels like a needle in a haystack.

Its our collective sin. I cant go into stores now without thinking about all the present and future waste.

Ah yes, another one of America's great offshoring practices, pollution, jobs, production, what else is new? Byproducts of capitalism and consumption.

The west dumping their shit on everyone else, as usual.

One country remains protected from colonialism completely pure and free of Western exploitative global structures: