Random Talk

[who is ted danson?]

Dear Penthouse

[boreform]

@yoursign_lc

 

[Nintex]

Oh as a movie fan she loves the Wolf of Wall Street corporate drama.

[Nintex]

most importantly the werewolf just informed little red riding hood that her peanut butter cookies tasted way fucking better than the awful fancy dessert at the restaurant.

I realized friday is still a long way off and she hates ghosts and already went to bed as I got grilled at the meeting. Tommorow she'll find out her cookies played a part in this war. I'll tell her to make a watch list for when I'm done with my battles and we can continue binge watching things friday  .

My personal trainer already made up his mind, he's quitting November 1st but thurdays session is on.

[Nintex]

Well that was appreciated. She went to bed early didn't feel well.
A) the simp: "oh nooo baby hope you feel better soon"
B) the toxic asshole: "how about you stop drinking" 

C) Don't worry I'm good at this game. Your friend didn't poison the cookies after all. You've been safe at home playing with lego all weekend and definitely didn't make out with any strange men. Now think very carefully do we have any other clues Watson?

~20 crying laughing face emojis 

I think I got this.

[boreform]

dutch directness 

[Nintex]

I hope I can keep the momentum going after date 2 and take her to see Hans Zimmer in november as that was the original goal of my dating adventures.

[Nintex]

No "I've been thinking about this and..." texts yet.

I did get:
- I don't feel so good my eye still hurts"
"sorry my horoscope says that I shouldn't expose myself today. x on your bruise"
- hahahahhaha oh god

- My work email isn't working
"yeah fuck Microsoft"
- right fuck em!!!

- 5 minute voice message rant about how bad her day was
"can you turn that into a rap?"
- That's life Spotify share

- wtf is my parking space blocked
"have fun boxing"

- look my eye is still all swollen"
"maybe you should wear an eyepatch to look more bad ass"
- hahahah no maybe I shouldn't

It's 3:14 AM. She'll begin texting at 6AM.
I think I'm doing well and it's safe to pick up that second controller for Mario Kart.

[Nintex]

Well here we go the final "moment for myself leave you on send" shit test. Who knows what she has to sort out on her end I'd rather not know tbh. 

[boreform]

I don't understand any of that

[HardcoreRetro]

Bought the Sennheiser HDB 630. It's meant to be a premium/audiophile version of the Momentum headphones. 

We'll see. Or I just threw 500 bucks down the shitter. 

[boreform]

birettes banner is cringe tbh 

[Potato]

birettes banner is cringe tbh 

Post hog bitch

[Nintex]

No Mario Kart controller tho. Gym pic. With shorts so she can complete her collection. There are many nerds that play Mario Kart there aren't many wolf of wall street nerds that play Mario Kart and hit the gym. She hasn't seen proof of that. That’s the final play.

[nachobro]

i still dont quite know whats going on but good job dude

[Besticus Maximus]

And the big company I had in mind as a backup. They asked is this real? 

Appreciated the heads up. Think it's an interesting opportunity. They need to do things differently don't know how.

Remember what my boss said: "Nintex you can't have your cake and eat it too." 

Well in my ideal scenario I work about 20 hours for them. Let my old company do the work as I just signed them on as the main supplier for another year. Join the business guy or go solo for the remainder.



Nintex won the war and hopefully the girl and I made everybody win.

No Mario Kart controller tho. Gym pic. With shorts so she can complete her collection. There are many nerds that play Mario Kart there aren't many wolf of wall street nerds that play Mario Kart and hit the gym. She hasn't seen proof of that. That’s the final play.

[BIONIC]

If Nintex ever gets laid I will live stream my suicide.

Please. It hurts to live.

[Nintex]

[HardcoreRetro]

To be honest, I'm still waiting for the murder-suicide arc. 

[Nintex]

Well she's still not feeling good. Stays home to watch TV read books offered to head over but she'd rather not.
Weekend plans doctor says she needs rest and she has some meds. Only allows her mom to visit.

Told her if she doesn't want to lay dead on the couch on her own she should let me know. Overall this has echoes from the latina. 
 
Guess I'll have to go back to swiping for new options and wait until she recovers.

It's up to her now if she doesn't reach out again, she's for the streets and this just added to my experience points.

[BIONIC]

[Nintex]

well that didn't take as long as I thought it would a panic flurry of texts I guess her feelings have not changed 

[Polident]

Since we’re sharing embarrassing stories. I was in a dollar store looking for a pack of cards. They're called Trump here and are considered kids toys. Anyway, I saw a water pistol exactly modeled after a Glock. So I bought it. It’s incredible. You fill it by pulling the slide back and adding water into the chamber. Then there’s a slide lock button to snap it closed. Pulling the trigger makes the slide snap back with recoil like it’s a time crisis 2 gun.

The wonders of water gun engineering and tech when you don’t worry about cops shooting kids.

[boreform]

fill it with piss

[Polident]

I have about three hours to kill and it’s raining and I’m looking for somewhere to take a nap or relax. Look for sento or  sauna. See a place called Wanker’s Union. “Oh, it’s an Engrish thing?” Check reviews.

I have to give credit to this place as they have a no penetration policy which honestly is a lifesaver for someone who generally practices safe sex. A lot of hattenba guys will just go for it raw, but here no one will make that approach because everyone is there specifically for edging/non-penentrative play.

The space itself is just a series of narrow halls and everyone just stands there waiting. A little sexy moving through the narrow space and brushing up against the other guys. There are a 4-5 play rooms with locking doors and matt's on the floor, each one is set up a little differently depending on if you want to be on the floor, or sitting on a couch etc etc.

There are absolutely no foreigners here and most of the clientele is japanese guys who just got off work. You get a variety of guys with no specific type, but I never encountered any guys older than 40.

As a foreigner I've been approached everytime I go, though you'll be waiting a long time (maybe 1-2 hours) until someone makes the move. I don't usually make a move because I feel as the only foreigner there my presence is HUGE (the overall space itself is quite small only fitting about 35 people or so). Unlike other hattenba where you pretend to sleep in the beds until someone approaches you, since there are no open bed spaces you just got to wait it out in the hall. I personally like the vibe and enjoy the tension of the waiting game, all while cheesy EDM plays in the backgorund. When you finally meet a guy and take him to the private room, be sure to make lots of noise and make everyone in the hall waiting jealous LOL

Overall would recommend if you're not interested in penetrative play/like edging. Also if you are a more patient person and don't mind waiting to be approached.

…

It’s only a ten minute walk. We’re about to get a bunch of new users on this site.

[benji]

Unlike other hattenba where you pretend to sleep in the beds until someone approaches you

[Nintex]

Well I pulled the trigger. Shared a feeling.

Ick, block, delete, ban. But it worked with the cookies it might work again now.

[Nintex]

It did. My hunch was correct.

She opened up and thanked me for the compliment but this does create new questions. She loses interest(or rather doesn't allow herself to quickly get interested) or gets overwhelmed because of her previous relationship. 

If her idea of supplementing this is sharing app updates this won't last very long. My answer to her was Bob Marley Three Little Birds and a Zen daddy emoji. "Classic". 
For now I won't get back to her or answer until tonight or tommorow. Unless the text signals: "Ok I'm ready to hang out/you can come over now"

If not the Werewolf goes back on the hunt.

[Potato]

Did you ask her what position she plays?

[boreform]