United States Politics: ∆τ_i*ε*φ*m_i<0 where ε=4 and φ=0.25

[benji]

FACT CHECK: These are not wars, they are kinetic actions.

[Nintex]

 

Le'ts just bomb some shit fellas

[Nintex]

it really is. holy fucking shit.

[Uncle]

"coom-BUY-uh the situation"

motherfucker hit generate a second time, it'll eventually say coom-by-AHHH, I promise you won't break the bank by trying again

[benji]

Why'd the guy put a mask on if shoplifting is decriminalized?

[Uncle]

new pandemic under mamdani, still gotta obey the masking regulations

[benji]

Graphic design is his passion:

[dontasemebr0]

He better have a 100% clean record.
Because if this guy ever in a moment of weakness jerked off a clown somewhere or commited fraud with a parking permit the whole world will know.

   

[DavidCroquet]

That last shot in the AI Cuomo ad is some "Crusadermon is now LoadKnightmon is now LordKnightmon" shit. 

New Yorkers, please don't let it happen again.

[Nintex]

What is the secret

[Nintex]

He can't keep getting away with this.

Also Congress will get their decleration of war when Maduros corpse is in US custody according to administration sources

I wonder what Maduro did that made Trump hate him so much. It truely is on a different level.

He must've eaten the last hamburger at the UN or whatever.

Maybe he's just an easy mark. Retard running a bankrupt country. The perfect reason to built a TRIUMPHAL ARC

Show putin and the bois we mean business donnie

[Nintex]

The Indo Pacific has been conquered

[HaughtyFrank]

[Alpacx]

RetVrn to 1096.

[Nintex]

Free Constantinople

[Potato]

Free Constantinople

Let's start with Cyprus by pushing the Turkish scum into the sea.

[Nintex]

Thank you Presidente Trump

[Nintex]

You watch the skies I watch the land space cowboy

[Ribosome]

"If you read it, it's pretty clear, I'm not allowed to run it's too bad," Trump told reporters on route to South Korea.

Did someone actually finally tell him?

[Uncle]

this was an interesting read

https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/why-bidens-white-house-press-secretary-is-leaving-the-democratic-party

https://www.removepaywall.com/search?url=https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/why-bidens-white-house-press-secretary-is-leaving-the-democratic-party

[Nintex]

We're now getting Truth strokes

[simiansmarts]

but what about the autopen

[Nintex]

[Nintex]

If only you knew how bad things were fellas

[simiansmarts]

A real president would've simply called the secretary of state to ask nicely to find the exact number of votes to win 

[benji]

[benji]

[Nintex]

 

guns-a-blazing

[HaughtyFrank]

Im convinced he doesn't actually want to win

[Nintex]

Sir does you think about the roman empire

Frankly we are creating the 4th roman reich in terms of the weimar