Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[benji]

reading zeo's epic ig post right now and not sharing it 

Thanks for protecting these losers, we all know the incel Nazi libs on this forum wouldn't be able to handle it when Jeff lays them out for all to see just like how they wet themselves when Blueball takes them to task.

[benji]

Earlier today I used the phrase "wet themselves" in the pejorative and negative sense. This was a mistake due to latent abelism and I apologize. Urinating and defecating on yourself is entirely heckin valid and should be supported by all people at all times. Indeed, pooping yourself, dropping the turds on the floor and using them to frame others is not just heckin valid but a sign of a good person to be given authority and a wonderful story that everyone should appreciate for showing the struggle of being an egg in our capitalist hellworld.

But my mistake is really an opportunity, for all of us to realize that no matter how much we think we exist outside the cycle of capitalist violence we are all susceptible to capitalism, colonialism and white supremacy as long as we do not adhere to a politics that covers everything everywhere all at once. I like to call this conception of a total politics "totalism" for how it totally rejects fascism for a system that places everything exactly where it belongs and keeps it there permanently rather than allow others who don't understand the theory to dominate those of us who do. For as long as we listen to libs, especially those who are bald or have small dicks, we will never escape the cruelty of a system where we do not have total and complete control versus the freedom of a totalist one where everything is exactly as it should be always and no one will ever again disrespect me despite how unflinchingly awesome I am.

[filler]

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/marvels-nightcrawler-is-now-human-and-its-the-worst-thing-to-ever-happen-in-comics.1341712/#post-147164818

So he's only handsome when furred? It's like a beard

[Uncle]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-you-are-now-a-vampire-what-happens.1337572/

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-would-you-want-from-a-real-life-resetera-theme-park-and-resort-designed-by-all-of-you.1341745/

The resort thread is fantastic. 

Thirty dollar Italian meals

That has nothing to do with ResetEra. That was a NeoGaf meme.

An Italian restaurant that only serves one meal. You know the one.

The $30 one from NeoGaf?

A mid restaurant where everything costs $30.

The Italian one from NeoGaf?

A green sound wave trackless dark ride.

Again, that has nothing to do with ResetEra. That was Eightbitnate talking about the time he was jacking off with his sister in the room on NeoGaf. 

A ride in a dark room where you have to follow the green light and sound.

Nate would be proud. 

I feel like I'm missing an in-joke with the green light dark room and $30 Italian Restaurant

Edit: Another one from way way back. 

A "go ly dow" resting area

what, no cookie cutter mother fucker soft moist as dudes?

no possible nuke area?

no this is the terrorists' law?

no kicking your wife in the back of the legs and fucking her bareback doggy style, whipping out nintendoggy 2 just as you're about to nut and record yourself using the dsi covering her mouth and busting up her nostrils as she fingers your taint?

[D3RANG3D]

[filler]

#teamzeo  

[simiansmarts]

He went private so nobody can even read this shit.

Filler save us

reading zeo's epic ig post right now and not sharing it 

Give us a hint pls

[Eric Cartman]

The problem with giving the chuds so much credit is that their boycotts conveniently only seem to work on games that launch with tangible, widely recognized flaws. Veilguard, Star Wars Outlaws, Forspoken, etc. These guys campaign against just about every major release, if the grift was working none of the games they target would be selling.

What we have started to see is publishers prematurely acquiescing to these groups. Ubisoft apparently cancelled that Reformation-era AC in response to the Yasuke backlash before Shadows even released. Which is a shame bc that game would go on to sell quite well despite the noise surrounding it

yeah, its kinda fucked up that terminally online weirdos with very specific and personal axes to grind choose to project those issues onto trying to damage mass entertainment products and fuck things up for other people.

MEANWHILE IN THE SWEETBABY INC / HOGWARTS LEGACY / CYBERPUNK THREADS

[Eric Cartman]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-has-the-israeli-army%E2%80%99s-top-lawyer-resigned-after-leaking-rape-evidence-al-jazeera.1341823/

There's been something like 80 deaths in these Israeli torture prisons since October 7.

It's many times worse than how Hamas treated the hostages.

if they didn't want to be held captive for 2 years and systematically tortured and raped they shouldn't have *checks notes* gone to a music festival in their own country

[Eric Cartman]

Earlier today I used the phrase "wet themselves" in the pejorative and negative sense. This was a mistake due to latent abelism and I apologize. Urinating and defecating on yourself is entirely heckin valid and should be supported by all people at all times. Indeed, pooping yourself, dropping the turds on the floor and using them to frame others is not just heckin valid but a sign of a good person to be given authority and a wonderful story that everyone should appreciate for showing the struggle of being an egg in our capitalist hellworld.

But my mistake is really an opportunity, for all of us to realize that no matter how much we think we exist outside the cycle of capitalist violence we are all susceptible to capitalism, colonialism and white supremacy as long as we do not adhere to a politics that covers everything everywhere all at once. I like to call this conception of a total politics "totalism" for how it totally rejects fascism for a system that places everything exactly where it belongs and keeps it there permanently rather than allow others who don't understand the theory to dominate those of us who do. For as long as we listen to libs, especially those who are bald or have small dicks, we will never escape the cruelty of a system where we do not have total and complete control versus the freedom of a totalist one where everything is exactly as it should be always and no one will ever again disrespect me despite how unflinchingly awesome I am.

uh, check your patriachal privilege shitlord, wet themselves is an empowering phrase for female sexuality

[Eric Cartman]

no possible nuke area?

this has been memoryholed since it was confirmed a jihadist global intifada is good, actually

[benji]

Not a single person suggests visiting the theme park and resort through their Dreamcast.  

Ah well, at least I can enjoy that thread:


Oh, well, maybe I can enjoy some other classics in The Vault:




But we'll always have Kyuuji:

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tech-layoffs.1341925/

It seems like everyone is getting hit lately. My entire LinkedIn network is basically and suddenly open to work.

Some of you know where I work and my whole team was wiped with absolutely zero warning.

Anyone else in this boat? This is my first unexpected layoff (contracting for Blizzard didn't really count, as I knew it was gonna end).

[HaughtyFrank]

Not a single person suggests visiting the theme park and resort through their Dreamcast.  

Ah well, at least I can enjoy that thread:


Oh, well, maybe I can enjoy some other classics in The Vault:




But we'll always have Kyuuji:

Don't forget legendary "count as high as we can before mods lock the the thread"

[Boredfrom]

You can ask Toho why this was the one modern Godzilla film they had no balls to distribute theatrically across all of South East Asia then.

So, I’m not East Asian and I also agree that Japan loves to pretend they didn’t do war crimes, so is not my place to say… but I know that there are people on those nations that love to initiate controversy for shallow stuff like “voice actor visited shrine that was a nono… banned for life in China”  

So I imagine that is easier to sell “Godzilla vs random Kaiju” to the rest of the East Asian market than “Godzilla harass post WWII Japan”.

So is not the gotcha you want it to be.

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tech-layoffs.1341925/

It seems like everyone is getting hit lately. My entire LinkedIn network is basically and suddenly open to work.

Some of you know where I work and my whole team was wiped with absolutely zero warning.

Anyone else in this boat? This is my first unexpected layoff (contracting for Blizzard didn't really count, as I knew it was gonna end).

Is both funny and pathetic that she still doesn’t want to mention she worked at TikTok after that whole stunt at beginning of the year. And it sounds like her team was useless anyway.

[HaughtyFrank]

It's pretty funny that half of the page is "chud campaign victim! No other reason" and the rest of it is people reacting to a lead writer talking about how they went above and beyond to make the most toothless thing possible because anything more might make the naval gazing white, western, beneficiaries of exploitation in the legends and lattes crowd have a bad feeling in their stummy?? What? Not even "let's focus on the victims in the imperial epicenter". Just, let's.. not look at it at all? Again, HUH? There's a lot to unpack there but. Well. I guess the result speaks for itself.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dragon-age-the-veilguard-released-a-year-ago.1340953/post-147181753

Dumb fucks not realizing that the progressive side has been the pushing for removing any sort of fantasy racism from videogames or mention of slavery because it's considered offensive for some reason. The toothlessness of Veilguard is an encapsulation of all the things they pushed for to cause the least amount of offense in progressive spaces

[Uncle]

It's pretty funny that half of the page is "chud campaign victim! No other reason" and the rest of it is people reacting to a lead writer talking about how they went above and beyond to make the most toothless thing possible because anything more might make the naval gazing white, western, beneficiaries of exploitation in the legends and lattes crowd have a bad feeling in their stummy?? What? Not even "let's focus on the victims in the imperial epicenter". Just, let's.. not look at it at all? Again, HUH? There's a lot to unpack there but. Well. I guess the result speaks for itself.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dragon-age-the-veilguard-released-a-year-ago.1340953/post-147181753

Dumb fucks not realizing that the progressive side has been the pushing for removing any sort of fantasy racism from videogames or mention of slavery because it's considered offensive for some reason. The toothlessness of Veilguard is an encapsulation of all the things they pushed for to cause the least amount of offense in progressive spaces

what do you mean, toothlessness?? they have tough conversations full of passion and conflict all the time, like this

[D3RANG3D]

[malfoyking]

[Uncle]

would've been more devastating if she just said ok, please pass the potatoes

[Daffy Duck]

I can’t believe Jeff Marvel robbed us of his magnum opus

[JoeBoy101]

I can’t believe Jeff Marvel robbed us of his magnum opus

Must say, his finest troll move yet.

[D3RANG3D]

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

https://www.youtube.com/@MagnumWrestling/videos

Here's some wrassling for wrassling fans and it's most likely   free!

[Straight Edge]

More like Fagdom Dopuss amirite

[Snoopy]

Who cares. It was just an announcement that he's bought some tanning cream and is going trans-racial.

[Daffy Duck]

I can’t believe Jeff Marvel robbed us of his magnum opus

Must say, his finest troll move yet.

Factually correct

[HaughtyFrank]

It's pretty funny that half of the page is "chud campaign victim! No other reason" and the rest of it is people reacting to a lead writer talking about how they went above and beyond to make the most toothless thing possible because anything more might make the naval gazing white, western, beneficiaries of exploitation in the legends and lattes crowd have a bad feeling in their stummy?? What? Not even "let's focus on the victims in the imperial epicenter". Just, let's.. not look at it at all? Again, HUH? There's a lot to unpack there but. Well. I guess the result speaks for itself.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dragon-age-the-veilguard-released-a-year-ago.1340953/post-147181753

Dumb fucks not realizing that the progressive side has been the pushing for removing any sort of fantasy racism from videogames or mention of slavery because it's considered offensive for some reason. The toothlessness of Veilguard is an encapsulation of all the things they pushed for to cause the least amount of offense in progressive spaces

what do you mean, toothlessness?? they have tough conversations full of passion and conflict all the time, like this

What's also funny is that the guy who wrote her claims to be non-binary but playing the game really gave me zero new understanding of what being non-binary is supposed to be like. The character is just "I don't know, calling me a woman just never really fit" (because she does boy stuff). I at least have some idea of how someone could be trans but non-binary remains the largest larping bullshit I can think of.

[jooseloose]

They're wanting to ban Fortnite threads now because it's getting a Harry Potter crossover