United States Politics: ∆τ_i*ε*φ*m_i<0 where ε=4 and φ=0.25

[simiansmarts]

I'm glad mamdani won because I don't live in NY and we'll get to see the fruits of his policies from afar

if they're good ideas well hot damn, do them elsewhere

they're not tho and the people will reap what they sow

what will suck is that they'll just blame trump/republican pushback for the reason that his policies didn't work, it was all their fault for denying him funding or whatever

 
Yup, the levelheaded take is to just see where NYC goes under his mayorship and the next election will be the big judgement of how New Yorkers are feeling about his policies. The Internet brain take is to start doom spiraling about how matcha labubu cat ladies are responsible for 9/11-2.

[nachobro]

he's just a mayor 

restricted by city council so he can't raise/lower taxes on his own, restricted by mta so he cant adjust bus or subway fares. he can make the budget for the city and appoint the heads of various agencies. so we'll see how it goes and if he can work with any of those groups to actually get anything done

[Snoopy]

I'm glad that Mandalorian guy won because Trump supporters are very upset about it

[benji]

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

[HaughtyFrank]

Just you watch out, he's going to call the national guard to pick up trash in another city

[Nintex]

- JD Vance is divorcing Usha
- Martial law
- War
- Official White House Christmas tree unveiling

Take your bets

[Nintex]

If you had discounts on the fat pills on your bingo card, you win

[HaughtyFrank]

RFK getting out of there as fast as possible

[Nintex]

Isn't this like the 5th time someone collapsed in the Oval Office this year?

Anyway, thank god Dr. OZ was there

[filler]

[Nintex]

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. Donald John Trump. The 47th President of these United States. You're probably wondering how the hell I ended up in the Oval office, two times actually and why people are dropping dead all around me, well let me tell you a story...

[who is ted danson?]

[Nintex]

The painting of a smiling Ronald Reagan completes this absolute cinema.

He'd be like: 

"You know what happens when you buy a second hand car from a communist?"
"You lose both your hands"

[benji]

[Nintex]

Kazackastan

[TylenolJones]

This is the swagger that New York is losing next year. 

[Nintex]

But don't you run that Pete?

[Nintex]

BIDEN 2028

[benji]

[Nintex]

[benji]

[Alpacx]

[Polident]

…

Need to research large immigrant populations in America, leverage clan feuds, and get into politics.

[Nintex]

“People are saying, ‘But sir, how will I afford my Thanksgiving turkey for my family? Well, the good news is your family’s not coming because all the planes are gone.' We call it problem solving problem”

[Propagandhim]

I don't normally talk politics much, but this is extremely, extremely stupid at a time like this.

[Ribosome]

We're not even a year into this administration and we're already at the 50 year mortgage and stimmy checks stage of trying to buy popularity.

[Nintex]

I think some guys are going to lose their jobs soon  

Vances popularity is also in the dumps after his not so subtle attempt to woo Erika Kirk. 

[Nintex]

We're not even a year into this administration and we're already at the 50 year mortgage and stimmy checks stage of trying to buy popularity.

I think they're finding out you can't put overleveraged datacenters and shitcoins under the Christmas tree 

[benji]

Do you think somebody showed Trump a chart of GDP rankings and said "look sir, we're the richest country in the world" and he had no clue this has been the case for like a century?

[who is ted danson?]

We're not even a year into this administration and we're already at the 50 year mortgage and stimmy checks stage of trying to buy popularity.

Stimmy 2.0 arriving just in time for a Switch 2 holiday purchase

Nintendo stay winning