The #MutualAid Housewives of Bluesky County

[Potato]

Last time Malds went to live with a friend, they killed themselves. How long til he has another body on his resume?

[Snoopy]

Fat's plan to sweep Meld's off his feet with hugs and flowers will turn into a firm handshake and a no homo bro hug the minute he gets off the bus.

[almostheathen]

Damn fat bro is gonna pick up and all her toys from florida and ship it, shes a true trans girlfriend

[almostheathen]

Neither one can open pickle jars who boxes the toys and shit thats heavy lifting?

[filler]

this is just the make fun of gay retards thread 

[Jansen]

More money please

[Potato]

Lol

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

His parents are very nice people for letting him mooch off them for this long.

[simiansmarts]

Melody on the road arc incoming??

[Straight Edge]

Mald's dad need to tell him he's out of the nest for good once he moves out.

[Snoopy]

Run while you can Agatha

[DavidCroquet]

Calling it now: Melds is in more peril than Fat4All.

Agatha will slurp and burp on anything with a pulse. She’ll be as happy as a dog with a bone. Melds is the one that is going to have to modify her expectations.

[Potato]

I told you, the first taste of she cock and Melds will be out of there. Melody is a straight guy playing at being a lesbian to try to get girls. Fats is a gay man who figures the trans mentals are the best source of cock.

[simiansmarts]

More money please

Melody's dad had his "DO YOU REALIZE? DO YOU REALIZE?" breaking point and his 38 year-old special birthday girlson couldn't handle it. 
 
 
 
Do we know for sure that Melody is running away to move in with Agatha or is it another guy in the polycule that's taking him in?

[malfoyking]

Oh well. No more “Wait till my father hears about this!”

[simiansmarts]

It's crazy though that Melody is only five years younger than Chris-Chan. I initially had the impression they were from two different eras but they're really not that far apart in terms of age.  
 
Chris has his crippling autism and made a show of himself online for trolls to pester him because he loved the attention and didn't know any better. Melody genuinely believes there's nothing wrong with his manchild lifestyle at nearly 40 and that's just how a dainty lesbian woman (who wants a boyfriend-free cis girl) like himself is supposed to live under late-stage capitalism/the trans genocide. I guess you could view they're in two different eras in terms of internet culture, back then this behavior was ridiculed for its shameless absurdity whereas now these social rejects congregate online with likeminded manchildren and demand you must respect their identity no matter how deranged it obviously is.  

[Ethan]

Given the timing, it probably started with Melds refusing to attend the family Thanksgiving dinner.
It also appears it was Melds who said hurtful things and not the dad (not blaming the dad, "after this he won't let me live here much longer").

Now we're gonna see how resilient the polycule is.
I was also gonna suggest that transbians ranch in Colorado, but it looks like it closed down.

[Jansen]

Can't wait until they get kicked out 

Stay strong dad

[Ethan]

No 38-year-old should ever be in a situation where their dad has the ability to cut off their internet access.

[DavidCroquet]

No 38-year-old should ever be in a situation where their dad has the ability to cut off their internet access.

…so please, call now.

[Lonewulfeus]

20 years too late on cutting off that internet access, but better late than never.

[benji]

Despite the emergency situation of no internet access, Shreds never stopped posting. Same retweets of drawn porn as normal plus actual non-drawn porn:



Same old ignorant whining:



And monstrous dad didn't even do anything:

[nachobro]

spoilers: that was a lie, malds still posting nonstop

also 


so their junk is moving to the PNW with one days notice, but they don't have a way to move themselves there? this should end well.

[benji]

The fuck is this shit now.

[benji]

[benji]

so their junk is moving to the PNW with one days notice, but they don't have a way to move themselves there? this should end well.

love and opportunity  

[simiansmarts]

dogetalk in the year 2025 is triggering my fascism-induced anxiety, someone please tell this person to refrain from further use of upsetting language. 
 

[Snoopy]

[almostheathen]

didnt she use the pops turned off the internet plot point last year, im sure Benji knows

[Kyon1988]

Melody is still reposting porn so I guess the situation isn't that serious