The #MutualAid Housewives of Bluesky County

[simiansmarts]

"Your actions are who you are"

<-- dad rn

Good god, he talks like a fucking anime character  
 
No more gundams from now on  

[kaleidoscopium]

https://bsky.app/profile/tesstevy.bsky.social/post/3maa7oymc7q2t

[almostheathen]

I mean her dad isn't wrong, she gives all her income to Malds haha.

[Straight Edge]

how can this be on your mind before getting a job.  i dont understand.

CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THAT SHE IS DISABLED AND CANNOT WORK??

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

Being a worthless piece of shit isn't a disability.

[Kyon1988]

So moving isn't happening?

[kaleidoscopium]

So moving isn't happening?

Think we can assume it was never actually happening

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

I guess Mel's parents only have one choice left - late term abortion.

[D3RANG3D]

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[Jansen]

Move is still on chuds 

[Jansen]

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Cuz puter means cock lmao roflcopter

[almostheathen]

I think she has already moved into our hearts and minds.

[filler]

mufucka looks like he founded the country. boy looks like a faggy ben franklin 

   

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

I think she has already moved into our hearts and minds.

Oh no! Covid25. 

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

Move is still on chuds 

Is Molly the toot girl calling Melody "her ass", or is she just randomly saying she like her own ass for no particular reason?

[simiansmarts]

mufucka looks like he founded the country. boy looks like a faggy ben franklin 

The Ben Franklin look is very common in the trans community because so many of them are schlubby white guys with bad hairlines that grow out their hair for gender euphoria reasons 

[Jansen]

There's an easy solution to fixing your swirly hormone addled brain.

[Lonewulfeus]

mufucka looks like he founded the country. boy looks like a faggy ben franklin 

The Ben Franklin look is very common in the trans community because so many of them are schlubby white guys with bad hairlines that grow out their hair for gender euphoria reasons 

And the ironic part is that Ben Franklin actually got pussy

[Jansen]

Cumming soonish

[benji]

What did you stop doing when you stopped being an "automaton trying to pretend to be a man"? Let's explore that.

[filler]

showering 

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

"I get bitches"

[filler]

"I get bitches"

sounds just like a man 

[almostheathen]

Drowning in Benjamins.

[benji]

Oh, and I get bitches. A lot of bitches.

Translator's note: bitches means my hand.

[kaleidoscopium]

Malds theme song these days

[simiansmarts]

There's an easy solution to fixing your swirly hormone addled brain.

“Trying my hardest” 
 
By doing what? Being a NEET well into your thirties??

[BIONIC]

"I get bitches"

Maybe Nintex should finally transition

[benji]

[simiansmarts]

Some people just need to get high and goon to hentai for several hours to deal with their trauma because it's literally sexual, okay!?  
  
 

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It reminds me of this skit from Key and Peele but even more pathetic