United States Politics: ∆τ_i*ε*φ*m_i<0 where ε=4 and φ=0.25

[Potato]

We did it fellas

Yes, we brought inflation back fellas!!

[Nintex]

Yes, we brought inflation back fellas!!

Inflation hit 2.7% (expectation: 3.1%)

Lowest rate since March 2021

actually inflation is down too

[Potato]

Inflation is a lagging indicator. Overcooking the economy with sugar hits will cause inflation down the track. 

C'mon man, surely you have a little Economics 101 knowledge?

[Ribosome]

Some loans now reach 100 months, or more than eight years, especially for the purchase of larger pickups, Experian data show.


It's over.

[who is ted danson?]

Some loans now reach 100 months, or more than eight years, especially for the purchase of larger pickups, Experian data show.


It's over.

8 year loan for a vehicle

Lmfao america

[benji]

   

[Nintex]

we could not be more back than we are currently back

[Nintex]

[Ribosome]

Glad we cleared that up!

[malfoyking]

What in the... what??

[Nintex]

You'll be deported but at least she's hot

[simiansmarts]

“Project 2025 Goon” 

[DavidCroquet]

how is one a “part-time owner”? 

Is it like a timeshare?

[benji]

Glad we cleared that up!

Merry Christmas to all, including the many Sleazebags who loved Jeffrey Epstein, gave him bundles of money, went to his Island, attended his parties, and thought he was the greatest guy on earth, only to “drop him like a dog” when things got too HOT, falsely claimed they had nothing to do with him, didn’t know him, said he was a disgusting person, and then blame, of course, President Donald J. Trump, who was actually the only one who did drop Epstein, and long before it became fashionable to do so. When their names get brought out in the ongoing Radical Left Witch Hunt (plus one lowlife “Republican,” Massie!), and it is revealed that they are Democrats all, there will be a lot of explaining to do, much like there was when it was made public that the Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax was a fictitious story - a total Scam - and had nothing to do with “TRUMP.” The Failing New York Times, among many others, was forced to apologize for their bad and faulty Election “Reporting,” even to the point of losing many subscribers due to their highly inaccurate (FAKE!) coverage. Now the same losers are at it again, only this time so many of their friends, mostly innocent, will be badly hurt and reputationally tarnished. But sadly, that’s the way it is in the World of Corrupt Democrat Politics!!! Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas! President Donald J. Trump

[TylenolJones]

[Nintex]

I don't think it came from The Congo  

Aight fellas time for peace

[Ribosome]

Looks like the New Years Party started early at Trump's DOJ lol.

(yes that is Trump's AAG calling conservatives useful idiots and hoes on X)

[benji]

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

 

[Nintex]

[benji]

(yes that is Trump's AAG calling conservatives useful idiots and hoes on X)

[TylenolJones]

I missed out on the Tariff check  

[benji]

I love that Trump's exploiting the campaign finance system primarily to rip off his own supporters. Nobody's seriously ever done this before, especially not at this scale, because it'd be so self-defeating in any other instance. If you don't spend the money on your campaign the party expects you to give them the money to send to other candidates. Trump has none of these concerns, so he can literally just take the money and filter it back to himself as a vendor because he desperately needs the money. 

I'm not joking about this being something nobody's done, the previous campaign finance scandals involved illegal donations or similar crimes. Trump is just taking the money legally because his supporters are idiots. The back half is probably no more illegal than anything else the parties do, but again, Trump is probably sending almost all of it to his own wallet while traditionally the parties would want and need to spread the money around.

It's one of those things where the parties would never want to change this, and nobody could have standing to sue the candidate, but if you build up your own cult you can get away with it. Obama probably could have done it but again he wanted to help his party and boost his power, Trump literally only cares about getting the money.

It's also funny that he's not doing a presidential library because this was the traditional manner in which presidents were given money from supporters for themselves. It's doubly so because Trump loves nothing more than a worthless construction project that nobody wants and he can spend years talking about without actually working on.

[Nintex]

May they rot in hell

[Uncle]

[HaughtyFrank]

[Nintex]

A Wall Street Journal report and interview reveal that Donald Trump often disregards medical advice, choosing to rely on "good genetics" over traditional health practices. He avoids exercise, citing boredom, with the exception of golf, and maintains a diet of fast food like McDonald's. Notably, he has taken 325 mg of aspirin daily for 25 years, nearly four times the standard dose. His routine involves minimal sleep, late-night communication with aides, and a workday that typically runs from 10:00 AM to 8:00 PM.

Take notes fellas. 

[Nintex]

Thank you President Trump

[Nintex]

Perfect Health got the Giraffe right for the 3rd time in a row

[nachobro]

wildly concerning that a doctor thinks the man needs three cognitive exams in a short period of time

also bragging about a perfect score when that just means "not retarded"

[Nintex]

Maduro folds

   

Mr. President Maduro

Mr. President Donald Trump

Good conversation, thank you