2026 New Years Resolutions

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

I've decided that whenever I would have said "god", I'll instead start saying "Lilith".

This will let everyone know that I not like the other girls. 

[simiansmarts]

- spend less time online (especially glued to my phone) 
- read more books 
- meaningfully advanced my professional career 
- regularly pursue personal projects  
- make a habit out of eating clean 
- be able to bench two plates 
 
normie shit mostly 

[Potato]

• Make sure the next 12 months of work is meaningful and without turmoil
  
• Get back on my bike and participate in at least 1 charity ride of 100km
  
• Make progress on 1 of my "wish I could do" side projects
  
• Stop calling boredfrom a paedo even when he admits he watches degenerate shit
  

Probably have some more, but that's a decent start.

[BIONIC]

Guess I’ll just have to call him pedofrom twice as much then

[BIONIC]

- spend less time online (especially glued to my phone) 
- read more books 
- meaningfully advanced my professional career 
- regularly pursue personal projects  
- make a habit out of eating clean 
- be able to bench two plates 
 
normie shit mostly 

Remember, you’re here forever.

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

I also plan to try my hand at writing.

Currently working on:

Coach Benji : Erotic Tutor for Special Needs Adults

It'll be the first entry in my True Crime Investigations series.

[simiansmarts]

- spend less time online (especially glued to my phone) 
- read more books 
- meaningfully advanced my professional career 
- regularly pursue personal projects  
- make a habit out of eating clean 
- be able to bench two plates 
 
normie shit mostly 

Remember, you’re here forever.

They said the same about 4chan and I haven't been on that place in 5+ years.

[Besticus Maximus]

Bench press, deadlift and squat pbs going back up 
Learn cherub rock on guitar 
Write some fiction instead of shitposting my life away
Keep it steady at work, I will never work so little and earn so much money as I did in 2025 unfortunately
Don’t get ill or die or anything

Solid plan

[Polident]

Found an old pair of gymnastics rings and it’s been revealing how agility has been sacrificed for size and strength. For 2026 I’ll probably incorporate them into my regime.

My building has available motorcycle parking. Considering it but public transportation is more convenient and the last time I rode a motorcycle I ended up in some bushes. I also crashed into a garden. 

Actually take a vacation somewhere and relax for a week.

[Nintex]

Work towards the happy future.
- Return to the golden rule of don't shit where you eat (keep business/private separate)
- Continue lifting
- New bathroom
- Less work / more fun
- Visit my brother in Vancouver

I think I landed after a crazy and confusing year.

[Rendle]

I did all my resolutions last year and i'm still unhappy, this shit is a rip-off

[BIONIC]

I did all my resolutions last year and i'm still unhappy, this shit is a rip-off

Start liking posts and happiness will follow, cunt.

[filler]

the only rendle like: https://thebire.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=378&pid=166438#pid166438

[Rendle]

That was a butt-like.

[filler]

like this post right now!

[Potato]

Did you just cost me a like filler? 

I need reparations now.

[filler]

not my fault rendle is a like-jew