The #MutualAid Housewives of Bluesky County

[nachobro]

wow these parents who supposedly hate malds' existence and want them to starve and die seem to actually be helping every single step of the way. who could have imagined that reality doesnt match the fabricated stories!!

[filler]

I'd help that mofucka pack too 

[Jansen]

I'd help that mofucka pack too 

Yup.

Get.the.fuck.out!!!

[filler]

only time I want to see ben franklin is on a hundred dollar bill!

fuck outta here 

[Potato]

4 days? 

And once again poor dad



doubtful

Rest easy now Senor Shreds, your watch is over. 

I know nothing about Melds's father other than he is the most patient, forgiving man in the world. If he's Catholic, he should be canonized on his death.

[benji]

wow these parents who supposedly hate malds' existence and want them to starve and die seem to actually be helping every single step of the way. who could have imagined that reality doesnt match the fabricated stories!!

If they cared about their daughter they'd do the packing for her instead of making her labor over four whole days.

[Snoopy]

56 hrs in peasant class is some mad shit. I could get a 3pm flight on Saturday and beat him to the station

[nachobro]

why take a train if you are shipping your shit separately? its gotta be more expensive.

unless this fatso doesnt have id? 

[kaleidoscopium]

4 days to pack up a bedroom and a shed…

[nachobro]

guess we fully dropped the "my parents are cruel and evil and starve me" now that we dont have to beg for money anymore

[benji]

How exactly does one "flub" the timing of something you've had weeks or possibly months to schedule in advance?

I was going to say something about this in relation to how he couldn't just file a form to change his name and gender marker. Then I remembered that he would have to go to the court he was trying to avoid because he was facing two separate civil suits for unpaid debts.

[kaleidoscopium]

Wonder if this could be seen as fleeing the courts… probably nothing since civil court but 👀

[benji]

The landlord probably wouldn't chase him across the country but Discover wouldn't need to. Though there's nothing to garnish anyway.

[EaldNarche]

You just know it smells crazy in there

[Snoopy]

You guys should have a cookout at the station.

[filler]

bionics still owes mel a throatjob 

[BIONIC]

bionics still owes mel a throatjob 

Pay for my 69 hour train ticket bitch

[filler]

asking for mutual aid? 

[BIONIC]

asking for mutual aid? 

Asking for mutual aids

[Jansen]

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Hopefully Dad has some backbone but something tells me they don't. Anyways... eta on begging for money?

[simiansmarts]

As soon Malds realizes his roommate’s single paycheck won’t be enough to fund his lifestyle, he’s gonna be back on the mutual aid racket

[simiansmarts]

 
 
isn't 'hon' slang for a trans woman who doesn't pass? 

[kaleidoscopium]

Glad to see Malds actually made it on the train, they will be back to begging within a month.

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

"I deserve happiness."

[simiansmarts]

"My transition is stunted as fuck"  
 
They really do use this as an excuse to be manchildren.

[Bootsthecat]

Imagine having to sit next to this guy on a train for hours

[kaleidoscopium]

Imagine having to sit next to this guy on a train for hours

He continued posting his usual anime porn shit on bluesky afterwards, you know he’s jerking it on the damn train 

[BIONIC]

You mean you don’t jerk it on a running train?

[filler]

I wish I never knew these people existed. I only know because of you fucking chuds 

[filler]

8


Hopefully Dad has some backbone but something tells me they don't. Anyways... eta on begging for money?

imagine getting scammed online by this mutant