Stonks & Crypto bros

[benji]

[Nintex]

what even is money

[benji]

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[benji]

[TylenolJones]

[Nintex]

Get ready for another pump and dump

[Nintex]

Don't worry everything is fine

[Uncle]

I'm thinking copper

basically everything coming up in the next couple years relies strongly on copper

[who is ted danson?]

[Nintex]

My AMD went up 250% since last I checked

Thank you President Trump

[Nintex]

Just thinking about how this entire AI bubble is built by a man that has released bogus performance charts since his company was founded

[Nintex]

I would ask about the economy but we already know the answer, never better. Record numbers. Tremendous gains.

My stocks are at +21% overall. My AMD is up +400% or so since I bought it. AI is amazing. Thank you President Trump. 

Today I am officially the richest I've ever been in the shortest time span.

[who is ted danson?]

I would ask about the economy but we already know the answer, never better. Record numbers. Tremendous gains.

My stocks are at +21% overall. My AMD is up +400% or so since I bought it. AI is amazing. Thank you President Trump. 

Today I am officially the richest I've ever been in the shortest time span.

Bireposters stay winning 

[who is ted danson?]

www.theregister.com/storage/2026/06/02/expect-more-of-those-dram-price-hikes-as-memory-shortage-continues-to-bite/5250049



BUY MICRON

[Potato]

Read the url and started panicking. I thought it meant dram, as in whisky. It's only pussy arse computer nerd shit. 

[Nintex]

My order for SpaceX is prepared. $140 a share.

IPO starts at $135 so a little leeway to be an early adaptor. Let's hope it works.

[Nintex]

Got the Space X stock.

Had to bid a bit more as it was already up 25%.

We're going to the moon patriots

[who is ted danson?]

why did they start the bidding so low? should have beebn $200

[who is ted danson?]

TRADE OFFER

2 SPCX = 1 Halo 3 Cat Helmet

[Nintex]

Space X is doing great the deal is SIGNED  

Promises made. Promises kept. Thank you President Trump I've never had a better stock trading day   

Maybe I should buy more it's still a lil baby stock

[Polident]

$70 richer in a day. At this trajectory, I’ll make 250,000 in a decade.

[who is ted danson?]

Literally the GOAT investor is in jail wtf trump

[Besticus Maximus]

I'd absolutely love to make loads of money from guessing, unfortunately my dad wasn't well off so I haven't worked out fractions. Best of luck to all of you.

[Polident]

$70 richer in a day. At this trajectory, I’ll make 250,000 in a decade.

Days later, only about $80.

Fuck this shit.

[Nintex]

I'm still up 20%

Thank you president Trump

[who is ted danson?]

SPCX bomba



I'm bankrupt

[Polident]

I lost 1/4th a steam cube. It’s over.

[benji]

[TylenolJones]