Elon Musk thread - What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?

[simiansmarts]

smol bean Elon Musk is fighting an uphill battle against big bad George Soros who’s simultaneously paying off every congressman in Washington

[Nintex]

Promises Made. Promises Kept.

[benji]

Well, except this guy specifically:

[benji]

[killamajig]

[benji]

[Ethan]

It's even more embarrassing combined with this old tweet:

[benji]

[benji]

Continuing to struggle with the whole free speech thing:

[benji]

Close enough.

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3% of the district is Somali, 60% is white.

[TylenolJones]

So humble. 

[benji]

That's not a dichotomy.

[Uncle]

well what kind of chotomy is it then, buster?!

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

Close enough.

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3% of the district is Somali, 60% is white.

Whoa, whoa whoa... 

You saying you can't be both Somali and white?

[Ribosome]

[TylenolJones]

Guy who calls people pedos on the internet is a pedophile. 

[Ribosome]

[benji]

Remember that the first time Epstein went to prison was 2010. Bill Clinton, for example, had cut him off before then. Elon's e-mailing the guy begging for an invite a little over two years after he gets out.

[Polident]

You don’t get it. Elon was doing the thing where the cool kids pressure him into taking a hit from a jazz cigarette but he never inhales. He intentionally botched his invite by writing “illegal activities on your epic island would be awesomesauce. Will there be a smoke monster?? (epic Lost reference).”

[Nintex]

[TylenolJones]

[benji]

[benji]

Saw a $100K Tesla parked at the library with a bunch of these on it:


This video came up searching for those:


If anyone wants it, the guy helpfully provided directions:

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@GreenNeighbour

1 year ago (edited)
For those who might be wondering, I purchased this sticker from Red Bubble. Red Bubble seems to be an Australian company, so I don’t mind supporting them during this strange  time. Just search for “Sticker for Tesla owners to express their dislike for Elon Musk madness.” The stickers are pretty affordable, but you do have to pay a little something for shipping. Nonetheless, the overall price is still a little less than I might’ve paid on Amazon, and the stickers arrived pretty quickly. (Although they did get shipped by way of standard post.)

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PRETTY GOOD

[Besticus Maximus]

Hate the guy as much as anyone but that new roadster is a joyous thing to look at

[Nintex]

 

Tremendous Elon Tremendous 

Dumocrats would never allow this on the road and complain about safety regulations.

In Donald Trumps America we have real Sonic highways and cars jumping all over the place