Conspiracy Theories

[Nintex]

Who didn't ask Epstein for help?

[DavidCroquet]

mames hetfiela

[TylenolJones]

[Nintex]

Your father would be proud boy. Let me show you where to find the Chaos Emeralds.

[Nintex]

Bro is right

[Alpacx]

I posted this in the wrong thread...

The most interesting Epstein conspiracy I've seen.

[Nintex]

To: jeevacation@gmail.com
From: osamabinladen@saudi.gov

Thanks for the tapes dear friend. 

How are things on the island. I'm not sure about this plane hijacking plan of yours me and the guys feel that we will be hunted down if this all goes awry.
Can you tell Donald to stop writing about these things in his books? Would like to hear your thoughts on this.

Yours Osama


From: jeevacation@gmail.com
To: osamabinladen@saudi.gov

don too busy =ucking bills =ick lol dnt wrry all clear for fireworks

[Nintex]

IT'S ALL GOOD

[benji]

Bro is right

The fuck does this even mean?

[who is ted danson?]

The Epstein death / Morrowind prophecy meme is looking truer than ever

[Nintex]

IT'S ALL GOOD

[Nintex]

Why don't we all move on let bygones be bygones

[who is ted danson?]

Epstein caused COD micro transactions 

[Nintex]

[Lonewulfeus]

Are we sure that’s not Jon Stewart?

[Nintex]

[benji]

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[benji]

Per DM:

[benji]

[Snoopy]

Who REALLY built the pyramids and what the lamestream don't want you to know. 

They tell you Egyptians built the pyramids. They want you to believe that somehow a bunch of dudes with ropes just. figured. it out. But I've been digging into their claims and it's become obvious none of it stacks up.

I know how this will sound. Especially to the sheeple who have been brain fucked by their LIES. I know. I've spent 7 years investigating this. My friends have told me. My co-workers have told me. My local mp has told me. My wife has told me (She's gone to live with her parents now btw, partly because of this, partly because of other things but mostly this). I don't care. The truth must be told. Their LIES must be exposed. And so far no one has been able to prove me wrong.

According to the LIARS. The pyramids were constructed over 20 years with 2.3 million blocks of limestone. Some of them weighing 80 tons. Which would mean one block was placed every 2.5 minutes, 24/7. No breaks, no weekends, no sick days, no casual Fridays. Like. Sure thing Jan. That definitely happened.

But let's say for the sake of argument that humans actually did do the lifting. Fine. I'll give them that. The real question is who was running the show? Who was coordinating? Because every construction project needs a boss. Someone who can see the whole site. Someone who can communicate across long distances in real time.

and that's where it gets interesting.

MOLES. 

Wait. Hear me out. I know. It's a shock. But look at the facts.

Why moles?

I started looking into mole behavior several years ago after a strange mound like structure appeared in our back garden. I lay awake most nights wondering where this mysterious pyramid had come from. Who built it. And why? It looked shit. A total waste of time. Were they mocking me?

So here's what scientists know about these weird, alien creatures.

They can detect worms from over 50 miles away. that's basically biological radar. they process visual information at 300 frames per second, which means when you try to hit one with a spade, from its perspective you're moving in slow motion. You look like a slow retard to them. I shit you not. 

They can hover!!! That's right. I bet you didn't know that. They hide it from the normies. But once they find out you know their dirty little secret. Oh boy. It's on. They will hover in PERFECT stationary flight. Right in front of your face. Just. Hovering. Staring at you. Daring you to say something. "Go on. Tell your neighbours we can fly." They say. They will literally float in front of your eyes and stare you out. Why would a "dumb mole" do that? Why would you reveal yourself to your target unless you were gathering information. Unless you WANTED them to see you. To be afraid. 

Oh but it doesn't end there. It gets worse. Shenwein et al., 1967, published in Biological Facts (look it up, I dare you) proved that moles learn and remember individual human scents. Meaning if you try to hit one with a spade and miss, its friends will know your smell. What does that mean? It means they're building profiles. Compiling dossiers. On each of us. Individually. Be concerned

Not only that but they map your blind spots. I'm not being metaphorical. They actually analyze your posture and they know the exact areas on your body that you physically cannot defend. That's not instinct. That's advanced warfare. They are coming. 

OK. So now to the main thing. The pyramids.

Moles live in packs. A single pack can have up to a million individual moles. They communicate through wifi frequencies, 300 to 600 Hz. Think of it. A million blood thirsty units with real time comms and 3D aerial awareness. The implications for humanity are horrifying.

Now look at Giza. 

Thousands of workers spread across a massive site. The whole thing aligned to true north within 3/60th of a degree. Ventilation shafts that required serious aerodynamic knowledge. Who was running oversight from above in 2560 BC? Not us. We didn't even have scaffolding theory yet. But there was one organism on site that could fly, that could communicate across distances, and coordinate in groups of a million. 

And think about this. I haven't even gotten to the temperature thing yet!!

The internal chambers of the great pyramid maintain a constant 20°C. Always. Do you know what 20°C is? It's the optimal temperature for mole incubation. Those chambers aren't tombs!!! They have never found a single mummy inside the great pyramid. Not one. Why? Because they were never meant for humans. Think about it sheeple. 

OK. So here's what really got my wife to leave.

Moles are one of the only animals NEVER depicted in Egyptian art. As we all know they documented everything. Cats, dogs, sphinxes, literally everything. Except moles!! There are no records of moles anywhere. Nothing. Zero. A complete absence. Of course so called Egyptologists have tried to hide the TRUTH. They call it a "gap in the record" LMFAO. No. 

Do you know why there are no depictions of moles anywhere in Egypt? 

The answer is simple -

You don't depict your overseers. You don't draw your master on the wall.

It's all starting to make sense now isn't it? 

OK. So by now you're wondering why is nobody talking about this.

The global mole plushie market is worth 19.7 billion dollars a year. Nineteen. Point. Seven. Billion. If it came out that moles were an advanced alien intelligence the entire mole industry would burn to the ground overnight. Every mole plushie company. All of it. Gone. Do you see now? It's the longest running cover up in history.

Look I'm not asking you to believe me. 

I'm just asking you to explain the constant 20°C. 

Explain the missing hieroglyphs. 

Explain why a "mindless beast" conducts individual surveillance on humans and builds behavioral profiles on each of us. 

I'll wait. I've got time. My wife's not home anyway.

[TylenolJones]

[Snoopy]

Who gained?  

Those fools are asking who gained now? 25 years later? Where were they on 9/12? Oh, that's right. They were busy defending the lamestream narrative while we were out there EXPOSING the lies.

If they really want to know who gained from 9/11 all they need to do is ask themselves one question - 

Where were the rats? 

That's right.

Where were the rats?

New York is home to millions of them. Yet on the day these "planes" hit the towers not a single rodent was seen. Somehow their house got burned down at exactly the same time they all went on holiday. Really? How convenient. Do you know who else's house mysteriously burned down while he was on holiday? My neighbor Barry's. Coincidence? My estranged wife would say it is. In fact she often did (Quite angrily.)

Just a few months before 9/11 it was reported that shares in grains had plummeted causing a massive run in the market. 4 days later the prices soared to their highest in history. Who was buying those shares? Who was deliberately shorting the stock? Who always has a loaf of brown bread sitting on his kitchen table because he thinks it makes him all cool and sophisticated? Interesting questions indeed.

So the next step. What where the Clintons up to? At some point during the 80s Bill was introduced to Barry Seal. An infamous C.I.A operative who began using Mena airport to smuggle cocaine with Bill's help. Most of that cocaine ended up on the streets of NYC under the control of you know who. Also, claiming you petted a seal on the beach isn't impressing the women Barry. I know you think it makes you seem all sensitive, but nobody believes you and you look like a dick.

Of course it wasn't just the Clintons. The Bush crime family were in it up to their necks too. They used their cut of the profits to branch out into international gun running. For fun and fucks as Bush Sr used to say. Along the way they bumped into some friendly Iranians who agreed to keep their American hostages until after the US election in return for a big pile of guns. I wish I had a gun. I wouldn't shoot him obviously. I'm not mental (I have certificates to prove it.) I'd just like to point one at him. For a bit. How'd you like that Barry? I'd say. Who's laughing now? He'd be all like on his knees all scared n shit. She's left me you know. She took the kids. Turned them against me and moved back in with her mum. It was the moles that finally did it.

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QQTrain — 11:14 AM
I feel ya. To add to it, there are accounts that I've seen on Instagram that are actively posting supposed videos from the files, but they're AI generated nonsense. That garbage pollutes the feed and confuses the public about reality. Photos of people that are edited to be different from the original, fake videos, I just don't know what to believe unless I see it myself and I don't want to risk seeing something I can't unsee on chance.
I saw someone the other day that took a screenshot that was posted of a file, and asked a chatbot if the screenshot was actually from the files. The chatbot says no, so they believed the chatbot. I quickly searched for the content and quickly found that yes, indeed, the file was in fact exactly as shown in the screenshot. But people believe these chatbots instead of searching for themselves.

I very much don't trust anyone in the current administration, and I was shocked when I watched Anna Paulina Luna on Rogan state specifically that the immigration system is messed up BECAUSE they want to run on the problem. She stated the exact things I've been thinking for years to fix the problem, but said it won't happen because those in power (both sides) want to run on the problems. She stated that when she first got in, they told her to basically watch these couple of guys and just vote however they vote. So she 100% stated that the whole thing is essentially rigged behind the scenes right there on the show and I felt like it got 0 press. Instead people chose to latch onto statements about book of Enoch or whatever. There are, according to those who are actually there in person, individuals who are controlling everything, despite public desires. And when we talk about the "They" it's not a one side or another

[benji]

She stated that when she first got in, they told her to basically watch these couple of guys and just vote however they vote. So she 100% stated that the whole thing is essentially rigged behind the scenes right there on the show and I felt like it got 0 press. Instead people chose to latch onto statements about book of Enoch or whatever. There are, according to those who are actually there in person, individuals who are controlling everything, despite public desires.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whip_(politics)

[Nintex]

Khamenei has the files

[filler]

Khamenei has the files

very based 

[Snoopy]

Picture the scene. You're trying to DIVULGE important new information about THEM to your SCIF when you happen to look across the dinner table and see your wife picking up her plate and licking it clean. Like a dog. What in the jar jar binks is this shit you wonder as you watch her slobbering over her dish? Then it all begins to make sense. The new shoes. The different cereal that suddenly appeared one morning. Granola!! Why granola? Where's the Coco Pops? Gone. Just...Gone...They don't make Coco Pops anymore, she said. I knew it was a lie. I'd seen the other new "food" in the fridge. The couscous. The Polenta. That posh bread. Mozzarella. What do these things all have in common? Grains. What are grains the staple diet of? You guessed it...The homosexual. She's trying to turn me gay!!!