Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[BIONIC]

I listened with some very expensive headphones and I have good hearing. You can definitely hear something that could potentially be a fart but it is faint and could also be a number of other things.

And again, if he shit himself in that large room of people, you would see very person on camera look at him when it happened and you would hear reports from people in that room.

[Orange Juice Box]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/drew-gooden-when-you-accidentally-ruin-your-show-stranger-things-final-season.1422043/page-4#post-150775558

You're not engaging with anyone, you're just telling yourself that anyone that doesn't like what you like is a chud.

if it quacks like a duck...
reflection after that is up to the user

I'm pretty sure by Era rules he just won and those people replying should be banned.  I don't know, Nepenthe never discovered the hidden rule book so I'm just basing this on previous circumstances.



Top page for 80 PPP (post per pagers)

Sophie Turner stole Tomb Raider role from the real action/spy/movie star NSFW

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And have Brett Ratner direct the episodes!

 

[Alpacx]

How is the Trump Shit Himself posting not incontinence ableism?

[Shecky Fragbaum]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-audibly-shits-himself-during-press-conference-reporters-asked-to-leave-immediately.1422139/page-4

This is an massive stretch and there is nothing strange about the reaction from the staffers at all.

This video is two days old. If he shit himself, we absolutely would have multiple reports on it from people in that room because you can immediately fucking tell when a person shits themselves.

That being said, it's a great rumor and I hope it makes him angry.

Nah, not a chance. Someone would say something.

The video is two days old and the "he shit himself" thing comes from one incredibly faint sound that could be a fart while basically no visibly visibly reacts to it.



Yes, they would. The press reports on things Trump doesn't like on a literal daily basis.

Whether it's by someone in that room or a "leak" from an anonymous source. Or a single tweet from someone, anyone in the media. Even a "I've been told from someone in that room" kind of report. But there's nothing.

There is literally no such reaction from the lady in green lol. You're seeing what you want to see.

(And I feel like I shouldn't have to say that if a man shits his pants two feet away from six people, every single one of them would look in the direction of the shitting.)

Lil Pooptart has a suspicious amount of expertise on people shitting themselves in public

 
Volimar would normally be making citizens' arrests for ableism on behalf of the poop police; he must be on *administrative leave.

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Aka the toilet

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-did-nobody-tell-me-that-punxsutawney-phil-does-actually-live-in-a-town-called-gobbler%E2%80%99s-knob-are-we-for-real.1422316/

https://apnews.com/article/punxsutawney-phil-groundhog-day-e3d81973b0b63bdedfe119978496fe8b

Here's the article, but are they serious with that name? They just out there gobblin' that knob and nobody is supposed to say anything? Nobody thought to tell them that their town's name might have a meaning different than the one they might intend?

Shit, I also just learned that the sign for Intercourse, PA keeps getting stolen because of course it does. Who wouldn't want to own that sign?

All these town meetings and community groups focusing on everything but the fact the town named after a sex act. You'd think somebody would think, "You know, maybe we should change that..." instead of focusing on the height of grass or whatever nonsense they focus on.

Is he having a stroke?

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Boys club rhetoric?

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/here-and-there-theres-a-perfect-situation-that-exemplifies-how-weird-journalism-speaks-is-where-the-obvious-is-presented-as-appeared.1422304/

Casual Racism? 

[DavidCroquet]

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I listened with some very expensive headphones and I have good hearing. You can definitely hear something that could potentially be a fart but it is faint and could also be a number of other things.

And again, if he shit himself in that large room of people, you would see very person on camera look at him when it happened and you would hear reports from people in that room.

Image: an expert on pants-shitting audio listens to Trump farting on repeat for 62-hours before making his definitive judgment.

[Boredfrom]

I think I'm gonna retire from trying to make silly threads

Finally!

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/here-and-there-theres-a-perfect-situation-that-exemplifies-how-weird-journalism-speaks-is-where-the-obvious-is-presented-as-appeared.1422304/#post-15077821

I think I'm gonna retire from trying to make silly threads

https://www.resetera.com/threads/top-gun-maverick-is-a-military-propaganda-movie-i-fell-for-it.595368/page-2#post-88364238

Please don't toot your own horn when you're tone deaf

[killamajig]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/here-and-there-theres-a-perfect-situation-that-exemplifies-how-weird-journalism-speaks-is-where-the-obvious-is-presented-as-appeared.1422304/

Casual Racism? 

That is NOT their kid, like at all. If you had read the OP you'd have seen it.

That said, I get why the phrasing is the way it is. Yes, it's a legality thing, but there's zero doubt that there was a fuck up. The testing says it ain't their kid, the clinic fucked up bigtime.

I'd argue absurdity is less due to journalism speak though and more that we're all in a culture that would even allow for a lawsuit against a news source in a case like this. We're all so lawsuit happy that we can't call a spade a spade and say the IVF clinic fucked up big time.

It's just totally insane and we can admit they definitely fucked up.

[killamajig]

Morrigan And Flavius vs Nep..
https://www.resetera.com/threads/one-guy-had-a-gun-the-other-had-a-knife-but-they-decided-to-put-down-the-weapons-and-fight-old-school-over-a-parking-space.1421716/page-3#post-150776767

You literally have an admin posting a cartoon gif and saying a little fisticuffs is fine in this thread.

And "mansplaining", are you for real

Starts here
https://www.resetera.com/threads/one-guy-had-a-gun-the-other-had-a-knife-but-they-decided-to-put-down-the-weapons-and-fight-old-school-over-a-parking-space.1421716/#post-150746458

[Taco Bell Tower]

Morrigan And Flavius vs Nep..
https://www.resetera.com/threads/one-guy-had-a-gun-the-other-had-a-knife-but-they-decided-to-put-down-the-weapons-and-fight-old-school-over-a-parking-space.1421716/page-3#post-150776767

You literally have an admin posting a cartoon gif and saying a little fisticuffs is fine in this thread.

And "mansplaining", are you for real

Starts here
https://www.resetera.com/threads/one-guy-had-a-gun-the-other-had-a-knife-but-they-decided-to-put-down-the-weapons-and-fight-old-school-over-a-parking-space.1421716/#post-150746458

I love how NepNep is trying to justify it over the gif 

[HaughtyFrank]

Did you miss the part where dude is in critical condition?

Your sentiment doesn't make much sense

.
Your question doesn't make much sense. It would be okay to leave someone in critical condition over cheating?

Girl, you said it's okay to kill people over saying the n-word. This is textbook bad faith arguing.

[Nintex]

We have an updated left/right wing infographic that fits with everyone we know about NepNep

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-is-everyone-doing-mental-health-thread.1422073/page-2#post-150776572

I am an ape sitting on a ball of dirt.

My parents would always tell me that life is hard, growing up. I was never quite certain what they meant by that phrase. But I reasoned that they were trying to tell me that if I put in effort, and kept at it, things would more or less turn out alright.

The greatest joke ever told!

Casting out my childish ideals that everyone out there in the world knew what they were doing, and meant well for others, was excruciatingly hard. Unfortunately, history doesn't exist solely in dusty old books. It happens every day, and you have to live and struggle through it.

Apes sitting on balls of dirt are simply NOT EQUIPPED to deal with little electronic rectangles telling them about systemic mass-murder happening a thousand miles away, or at their doorstep. Or that a man with keys to weapons that scorch the sky and poison the earth is soiling himself daily.

But apes sitting on balls of dirt have hands with which to pet cats and plant seeds in dirt and wave hello to neighbors and hold against the setting sun. So apes can get by.

[benji]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/here-and-there-theres-a-perfect-situation-that-exemplifies-how-weird-journalism-speaks-is-where-the-obvious-is-presented-as-appeared.1422304/

I'd argue absurdity is less due to journalism speak though and more that we're all in a culture that would even allow for a lawsuit against a news source in a case like this. We're all so lawsuit happy that we can't call a spade a spade and say the IVF clinic fucked up big time.

It's just totally insane and we can admit they definitely fucked up.

Love that he thinks they could be sued just because one of his dumbass posters said this. (And he's an idiot.)

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-audibly-shits-himself-during-press-conference-reporters-asked-to-leave-immediately.1422139/page-4

This is an massive stretch and there is nothing strange about the reaction from the staffers at all.

This video is two days old. If he shit himself, we absolutely would have multiple reports on it from people in that room because you can immediately fucking tell when a person shits themselves.

That being said, it's a great rumor and I hope it makes him angry.

Nah, not a chance. Someone would say something.

The video is two days old and the "he shit himself" thing comes from one incredibly faint sound that could be a fart while basically no visibly visibly reacts to it.



Yes, they would. The press reports on things Trump doesn't like on a literal daily basis.

Whether it's by someone in that room or a "leak" from an anonymous source. Or a single tweet from someone, anyone in the media. Even a "I've been told from someone in that room" kind of report. But there's nothing.

There is literally no such reaction from the lady in green lol. You're seeing what you want to see.

(And I feel like I shouldn't have to say that if a man shits his pants two feet away from six people, every single one of them would look in the direction of the shitting.)

Lil Pooptart has a suspicious amount of expertise on people shitting themselves in public

 
Volimar would normally be making citizens' arrests for ableism on behalf of the poop police; he must be on *administrative leave.

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Aka the toilet

I'm just waiting for poopsmasher to come in and tell us all about the time that he was holding a press conference and accidentally shit himself...

[benji]

I don't even think it's a legality. It's an accurate description of the chain of events.

The baby appeared to be of a different ethnicity, so genetic testing was undertaken to confirm this.

Even with the genetic confirmation, "appeared" is still the correct word here because at the time all the parents had to go on was the appearance. Which as Derbel and Adder pointed out, could have had alternative explanations, however unlikely seeming.

Person who actually understands the English language DESTROYS incelsiorlef and B-Chuds with FACTS and LOGIC.

[Boredfrom]

Will ERA be able to process Latinos being discriminatory?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/february-1-2026-cbp-agents-jesus-ochoa-and-raymundo-gutierrez-identified-as-alex-prettis-murderers.1422352/

Imagine hating yourself so much you'd willingly become the enemy of your own people

That is a lot of assumptions.

[Nintex]

Just realized that like that chart I'm still the confused left of center liberal who is constantly under attack from bad people

[Potato]

Will ERA be able to process Latinos being discriminatory?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/february-1-2026-cbp-agents-jesus-ochoa-and-raymundo-gutierrez-identified-as-alex-prettis-murderers.1422352/

Imagine hating yourself so much you'd willingly become the enemy of your own people

That is a lot of assumptions.

The idea that all Latinos support unrestricted migration and are a monolith who all vote Democrat might just be the most racist Resetera belief.

[Kazuma_Kiryu]

Morrigan And Flavius vs Nep..
https://www.resetera.com/threads/one-guy-had-a-gun-the-other-had-a-knife-but-they-decided-to-put-down-the-weapons-and-fight-old-school-over-a-parking-space.1421716/page-3#post-150776767

You literally have an admin posting a cartoon gif and saying a little fisticuffs is fine in this thread.

And "mansplaining", are you for real

Starts here
https://www.resetera.com/threads/one-guy-had-a-gun-the-other-had-a-knife-but-they-decided-to-put-down-the-weapons-and-fight-old-school-over-a-parking-space.1421716/#post-150746458

all you nerds got too much free time on a sunday

call your mom or make a lasagna or sommit

Of course this dumb fucking loser has throw in his two cents because Nep-nep is involved.
Get Nepenthe's dirty rancid puss out your mouth

[Boredfrom]

Will ERA be able to process Latinos being discriminatory?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/february-1-2026-cbp-agents-jesus-ochoa-and-raymundo-gutierrez-identified-as-alex-prettis-murderers.1422352/

Imagine hating yourself so much you'd willingly become the enemy of your own people

That is a lot of assumptions.

The idea that all Latinos support unrestricted migration and are a monolith who all vote Democrat might just be the most racist Resetera belief.

Those names so brown I am shocked they were allowed to put them on the applications

 

Brown? 

 

I suppose Spain doesn’t exist.

[Boredfrom]

“By the time the couple split in 2021, he had become a gun enthusiast with about 25 rifles, pistols and shotguns, Angelica Ochoa said.”

Glad they split up before he could DV her or even worse. Hope these people never find peace in their lives. And yeah, proximity to whiteness and power will always mean these people will join up to throw their own under the bus.

I hope your wife and kids leave you.

[HaughtyFrank]

Will ERA be able to process Latinos being discriminatory?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/february-1-2026-cbp-agents-jesus-ochoa-and-raymundo-gutierrez-identified-as-alex-prettis-murderers.1422352/

Imagine hating yourself so much you'd willingly become the enemy of your own people

That is a lot of assumptions.

The idea that all Latinos support unrestricted migration and are a monolith who all vote Democrat might just be the most racist Resetera belief.

I think they forget, that at least in concept, ICE focuses only on illegal immigration, and at best, mostly on those who are criminal. Under Trump this has turned into "Hey are you talking with an accent? Show me your papers" but it's incredibly naive to think that there aren't many people, of all colors, who agree with the original concept

[Boredfrom]

Why are they surprised that there are Latinos in the Border Patrol? They shit on Black Cops and in Cubans voting for the GOP all the time.

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/games-where-you-are-killing-people-and-it-feels-a-bit-weird-given-the-context-of-said-game.1421971/#post-150756229

I don't like doing crime. GTA5 required shooting police officers in the opening scene. Just couldn't do it.

Why are you playing GTA?

Pretty sure that's mocking an Elon Musk tweet.

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/games-where-you-are-killing-people-and-it-feels-a-bit-weird-given-the-context-of-said-game.1421971/#post-150756229

I don't like doing crime. GTA5 required shooting police officers in the opening scene. Just couldn't do it.

Why are you playing GTA?

Pretty sure that's mocking an Elon Musk tweet.

Yeah

I'm memeing, it's a quote of a certain loser billionaire who has weird-ass takes like that.

To answer the question, so far I've never cared about killing random NPCs.

[Uncle]

You'd think RE would talk about this

if trans people were smart they would all claim massive regret and break down in tears in court for 2 million dollars, even if they claim to be happy with how they've turned out

[Lonewulfeus]

Only if they’ve had actual parts lopped off as minors it looks like.  How many of the mtf people of gender actually went through with surgery and instead just took hormones and bought stuffed animals and pink granny glasses?