Random Talk

[Nintex]

She walked me back to my car holding hands and she send me a message before I was home again.

Funny enough I wanted to call it off after 30 minutes until something clicked.

We'll see what happens next.

[Potato]

Will nintex seal the deal or will he fuck it up by overthinking it yet again? 

Tune in next week for the next exciting episode of...

"How the next guy met your mother!"

[Nintex]

Least effort I put in ever. I was in the car thinking I should've just canned it. Traffic was slow as shit. Quick shave in the car. Walk through the rain. 

I was taking some pictures around the square until she showed up. First impression was "here we go again.gif". She was dressed in every day clothes picked a simple bar asked if I was ok with it. She took me to a small interview table in an mostly empty bar and I said: "nah lets just hang at the bar". 

After 30 - 45 minutes I looked at her as she was yapping about her dating and wanted to say: "sorry not feeling it have a good life" but the energy shifted. She was having a good time singing along with the music and all that and wanted to order another drink. Things like the Covid lockdowns and social distance came up. I said: "yeah I'm glad that shit's over now we can get as close as we want" and moved closer and gave her a hug.

The place used to be a pilot bar. Pilots not for her, they had a girl in every city. I said I wanted to be a pilot as a kid. She laughed. She had a beer called "Maverick" just like Top Gun.

She was talking about playing Mario Kart at work on an old Gamecube. At the end it was just nonsense the 2nd hour had flown by.

She insisted to walk me back but I was too fast she said. Told her not to worry and take my hand. She did the usual "ok maybe see you again" polite closing act so I said "just come here" gave her a hug and a kiss on the cheek. That’s when she took her chance. 

She pointed out something I hadn't realized. The loungebar is in a hotel, that's a red flag. She told a friend and she said don't meet at a hotel so she was happy I was fine visiting her city.

I've dated prettier, I've dated less pretty. She admitted herself she needed to get in shape again after a ski accident but at 35 it's marginal right.

What's next? I dunno I have the gym tonight. We had a good time and maybe that's all there is to it. I'll give her some space. If she wants to meet again she knows how to get in touch. I might check in with her tommorow for weekend plans if nothing else comes up. It is. what it is.

[filler]

ask for a prostate massage 

[Besticus Maximus]

Least effort I put in ever.

[benji]

When's the last time ya'll ate spaghetti o's with meatballs? 

For me, it was less than 60 seconds ago. They were also Mario branded, which was fun for me.

I prefer Chef Boyardee's, especially the tiny ravolis with meatballs. But I also get the other kinds with meatballs, the cans were like $1 or less until recently. I eat this for lunch like once a week.

Spaghett-O's sauce seems thinner and with a less robust taste.

If you'd like more fine dining discussion I have some radical ideas about frozen pizza and the DiGiorno's psyop. (Though to be more serious and honest, when I see Era and other prominent onliners talking about the kinds of frozen pizza they prefer to eat it's pretty fucking disgusting.)

[filler]

benji really is fat 


make video reviewing chef boyardee in the style of messofanego 

[Nintex]

She had a concert with a lady friend on friday. I'll get back in touch sunday to see if she's open to meet wednesday next week. 

Would be nice if she can be miss wednesday for a while. No stress about cancelling weekend plans or complicated logistics.

Broke things off with a chick who totally freaked out. Was supposed to meet her today actually. She asked about my length and wanted pictures to verify.
So I send them and she was like "ok you pass". She was "curvy" so I asked, pics or it didn't happen. Absolute landwhale. 

Her whole situation was 37f, morbidly obese to the level where she is unfuckable, just "recovered" from a burn-out. 

Now she's confused why I cancelled the date and I'm the asshole

It prompted me to delete the account on the singles community thing. I mean, the apps are bad this is worse. You don't even get pictures. They have kids, serious health and mental issues or they look like people that can't even fit into my car. 

Imagine if she hadn't checked how tall I was and I would've been eye to eye with the whale. It was just a blob not even a curvy body shape. I had never seen such a fat person before. I don't think the pills could work not even the good stuff from CZhina. Stay safe out there patriots.

I blocked her to have peace. Miss wednesday is a little chubby but her face hasn't morphed, she drinks somewhat responsible like me and she has a great pair of tits and she is a good kisser so I'm happy with her.

Wished the German girl a happy valentines day. Asked her what we are drinking. A beer she says. Good choice dear.

Not stepping on that landmine with the anti-romantic Dutch chicks. Especially not miss wednesday who I assume is recovering from her hangover.
By now I know it's better to wait for: "Did you forget valentines day Nintex???" and limiting her efforts to stumbling to the bar on a wednesday night where the magic happens.

[benji]

benji really is fat 

I'll have you know that all of these foods tout their being a high source of calcium or whatever.

[BIONIC]

BENJI DOXXED REAL PIC

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

[Polident]

benji really is fat 

I'll have you know that all of these foods tout their being a high source of calcium or whatever.

It’s called cultivating mass. Power maxing. A retatrutide fueled cut in the back pocket if you ever wants abs. Realistically, this is benji

[Besticus Maximus]

He's american so you can guarantee his bad clothes don't fit and he has a buckle somewhere

[Polident]

To quote the great American philosopher, Mannie Fresh, “House real big, cars real big, dick real sub global average but incremental progress, everything real big, rims real big, pockets real big, rings real big.”

[Polident]

Somehow my old Sansa mp3 player running alt firmware got stuck on 150% pitch. It’s actually pretty great. Tom’s Diner sounds like PSX JRPG battle music.

[BIONIC]

Let’s not allow speculation of how large benji’s lard ass is distract us from the fact that one year later Nintex is still yet to get laid

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

I'll have you know that all of these foods tout their being a high source of calcium or whatever.

I'm happy to see you looking after your skeleton.

Hopefully you show us the results, unlike Uncle.

If you got good bones, you gotta flaunt em.

[filler]

benji really is fat 

I'll have you know that all of these foods tout their being a high source of calcium or whatever.

Oh, so you're a dumbass troll on an alt account.

Got it. Thanks for clarifying, chud.

[Uncle]

Somehow my old Sansa mp3 player running alt firmware got stuck on 150% pitch. It’s actually pretty great. Tom’s Diner sounds like PSX JRPG battle music.

pitch = speed too? playback speed 1.5?



you're right, this is great

[Uncle]

when I was like 7 years old my mom got spaghettios once, just to see what the hype was

I told her it tasted like throw up and we never got it again

[filler]

he ate it straight from the can without heating it 

[Polident]

Somehow my old Sansa mp3 player running alt firmware got stuck on 150% pitch. It’s actually pretty great. Tom’s Diner sounds like PSX JRPG battle music.

pitch = speed too? playback speed 1.5?



you're right, this is great

Both, I think.

The alt firmware is Rockbox. I can’t recall why I changed it but this old piece of shit charges with mini usb and occasionally drops audio on the right channel. Eventually I will upgrade to a Chinese knock off.

[benji]

This guy with the username OUSooners1004 was jabbering constantly during a match of Titanfall. First, he was telling everyone to watch Marty Supreme, saying to ignore that it has the loser from Dune in it and playing up how he rides in a car with Tyler The Creator. I don't know why that last part is important but he repeated it like ten times. Then he started telling a guy not to use Brave because it's Israeli spyware and connects to a Mossad network to share your data, instead you want to use Bing for searching. Some guy asked for more details on this and to hit him up on Discord so he explained that he only uses Discord for porn and to instead contact him on X, the everything app, under the same username even though this account doesn't exist. Last he talked about how he loves talking about movies. Somebody asked what his favorite movie is and he said his two favorites are Fight Club and THE Joker.

I didn't invite him because somebody that cool would never join The Bire, he's probably busy watching movies and drowning in pussy.

[filler]

This guy with the username OUSooners1004 was jabbering constantly during a match of Titanfall. First, he was telling everyone to watch Marty Supreme, saying to ignore that it has the loser from Dune in it and playing up how he rides in a car with Tyler The Creator. I don't know why that last part is important but he repeated it like ten times. Then he started telling a guy not to use Brave because it's Israeli spyware and connects to a Mossad network to share your data. Some guy asked for more details on this and to hit him up on Discord so he explained that he only uses Discord for porn and to instead contact him on X, the everything app, under the same username even though this account doesn't exist. Last he talked about how he loves talking about movies. Somebody asked what his favorite movie is and he said his two favorites are Fight Club and THE Joker.

I didn't invite him because somebody that cool would never join The Bire, he's probably busy watching movies and drowning in pussy.

he must be a white twink 

[Nintex]

She wants to leave it at this. Already had this feeling though. 

I'm going to scale down the effort and time investment.

Gym and money first.

[Nintex]

Nope not even doing a CV. but already have my first interview next week.

Also in touch with a new woman person to have drinks on sunday

[Polident]

tl;dr I go to a private gym that allows unconventional characters to use it. As a baseline, most chain gyms here are no tattoos, a lax dress code of baggy clothing for men and women, limited equipment if you want to lift heavy, etc. So you tend to get outliers. Power lifters. Pro body fascists. Women who want to wear spandex going up their ass crack. Men who want to show off their (nonexistent) arms.

But this year I’ve been going later and there are unironically yakuza crews rolling in. The senior member is usually weak and the, I dunno, underlings? do everything from changing plates to fluffing his ego. The times the boss doesn’t show up, they’re lifting a lot heavier. But when he’s present, they jump on the same weights and pretend it’s heavy. 

Once I helped the boss guy (who was wearing gucci and balenciaga…) with a new machine. He says “sank you!” And the underlings legit clap and go “Wow. Perfect English. Amazing!!”

[Potato]

Japan never escaping the accusations of being a caricature of itself.

[killamajig]

Taco Bell app gives me a free Baja Blast Freeze for my bday but I see it's over 40g of sugar and I'm diabetic  
And I guess they don't make them in house because I asked if they could make it out of the Zero Sugar Baja and the said no. 

Also my freebie from Portillo's was chocolate cake. 

[Snoopy]

My cheapo bluetooth earbuds died so I went on Amazon and saw they were selling IEMs. I always thought those were just for bands playing live. Anyway after reading some reviews I bought a pair of Cadenzas. Fuck me. These things are on another level. So then I thought, well if they sound great with my shitty phone. Imagine how much better they'd be with an mp3 player. Back on Amazon and I spotted this 



It looked cool and the reviews were positive so I've ordered one. I'm not expecting much since it only cost £40, but I'll be happy if it's even slightly better than my phone.

[Polident]

My cheapo bluetooth earbuds died so I went on Amazon and saw they were selling IEMs. I always thought those were just for bands playing live. Anyway after reading some reviews I bought a pair of Cadenzas. Fuck me. These things are on another level. So then I thought, well if they sound great with my shitty phone. Imagine how much better they'd be with an mp3 player. Back on Amazon and I spotted this 



It looked cool and the reviews were positive so I've ordered one. I'm not expecting much since it only cost £40, but I'll be happy if it's even slightly better than my phone.

Post update when you get it. Looks nice and I’m in the market for a new mp3 player and it’s somewhat more known than generic shenzen companies on Amazon.