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Time travelling young trump calls in to TV news




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Fucking lol. What a retard.

Any other country and he'd be laughed out of office in disgrace. A country full of retards though and nothing...
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It's a guy doing an impression.  Trump wouldn't even be conscientious enough to know to use a burner phone or learn how to mask the White House phone number.
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Sure. But are you 100% certain it isn't him?

That's even worse.
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(02-23-2026, 01:41 AM)Potato wrote: Sure. But are you 100% certain it isn't him?

That's even worse.

Listening to it now and it's not even a very good impression.

I don't
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That sounds like Donald Trump trying to pretend he's not Donald Trump. 
Which is how as I recall people that got calls from John Barron back in the day described it.

As if Kash or Hegseth wouldn't supply him with a burner phone and proxy connection if he asked.
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The supreme court (will be using lower case letters for a while based on a complete lack of respect!)
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It sounds unbelievable but AI isn't yet able to write a a Trump Truth post
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Your whole family is going to the gulag ублюдок
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SIR What is the state of the Union?







Apparently the state of the Union is worse than COVID.

 OFFICIAL TEAM TRUMP SEAL OF QUALITY™
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Sure buddy. We'll click on that link.
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lol
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(02-22-2026, 05:03 PM)who is ted danson? wrote: Time travelling young trump calls in to TV news




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Quote:Because so many of you are talking about Friday’s C-SPAN caller who identified himself as “John Barron,” we want to put this to rest: it was not the president. The call came from a central Virginia phone number and came while the president was in a widely covered, in-person White-House meeting with the governors. Tune into C-SPAN for the actual president at the State of the Union Address on Tuesday night.

"It's still real to me, damn it!"
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- Clogged toilets on the USS Gerald Ford
- Kash Patel
- Kash Patel again
- Cartel Wars
- Howard Lutnick Epsteins neighbour
- Tariff bingo
- Tariff refunds 
- 30000 dead(?) Iranian protestors (we got their back!)
- New Global Tariffs
- Longest Government shutdown
- Kristi Noem and Lewandowski having an affair
- Stollen Russian oil tankers
- Ball Room
- FIFA PEACE AWARD
- Charlie Kirk SHOT
- Kash couldn't find the killer
- Erika Kirk PASSED AROUND
- Pam Bondi covering up the Epstein files
- Fight with Zelensky in the Oval Office
- Sailors sick on a nuclear submarine in Greenland
- Great relations with Belarus and the Field Marshall of Pakistan bad relations with the United Kingdom and France
- Marco Rubio as acting President of Venezuela
- Dan Bandigono in as FBI Deputy director Dan Bandingo out as FBI Deputy director
- People shot by ICE
- Claimed ownership of GAZA
- More people shot by ICE
- Trolled the people on X that got shot by ICE
- Trade war with Canada
- Pete Hegseth
- Yoyoing with the Dollar
- Pardoned a bunch of hedgefund managers
- Renamed the Kennedy Center the Trump Kennedy Center
- Closed down the Trump Kennedy Center
- Telling the school to handle the school shooting (one of many)
- Pump and dumps with shitcoins
- Pump and dumps with the global economy
- Beat Canada at Hockey
- MELANIA movie
- bailout of INTEL
- Nuclear Battle Ships
- GDP +1.4%
- Plane crashes
- More plane crashes
- Actually another plane crash
- Blocked Netflix merger
- Threatened to re-invade Afghanistan
- AI slop on X
- AI slop on TRUTH
- Threatened to re-invade Iraq
- AI slop on TikTok
- Negotiating Ukraine surrender on behalf of Moscow
- Nicki Minaj (we love her)
- Approved another Netflix merger
- Threatened to invade Greenland
- Arrested John Bolton
- Mike Tyson super bowl ads
- JOBS JOBS JOBS and more JOBS gone
And this is just 10% of the first year of ACCOMPLISHMENTS  OFFICIAL TEAM TRUMP SEAL OF QUALITY™ 

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How can you possibly roll this all into one speech?
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(02-23-2026, 01:37 PM)Nintex wrote:

The supreme court (will be using lower case letters for a while based on a complete lack of respect!)
Donald Trump wrote:BUT ALL LICENSES CHARGE FEES, why can't the United States do so? You do a license to get a fee!
Man can't help saying the quiet part about state power out loud. Trumps
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He really has no idea why things happen and why and how governments do things.
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The problem is that Trump got elected on fixing the economy and taking on the Epstein pedo ring.

But instead he hired Epsteins neighbour to wreck the economy Dead 



All right fellas Trumps
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(02-24-2026, 11:38 AM)Potato wrote: He really has no idea why things happen and why and how governments do things.

Are you talking about trump or nintex?
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We're going to war folks. Bombs dropping will cheer everyone up. OFFICIAL TEAM TRUMP SEAL OF QUALITY™



alright he has the gold medal we're all set
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(02-24-2026, 09:47 PM)Lonewulfeus wrote:
(02-24-2026, 11:38 AM)Potato wrote: He really has no idea why things happen and why and how governments do things.

Are you talking about trump or nintex?

Does it matter if I'm not specific?
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OFFICIAL TEAM TRUMP SEAL OF QUALITY™

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omfg
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It's the Presidential equivalent of one of those 4 hour YouTube videos discussing a 30-second teaser trailer.

Retards enjoy it, but they're...retards.
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It's amazing how the platform somehow returned to its default Republican plan of tax cuts and war with Iran.

Why slog through a 10 year MAGA cycle just to land back at where it all began.
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(02-25-2026, 10:52 PM)Nintex wrote: It's amazing how the platform somehow returned to its default Republican plan of tax cuts and war with Iran.

Why slog through a 10 year MAGA cycle just to land back at where it all began.
 
Until we have proper truth and reconciliation over the separate realities americans live in as dictated by their retention-driven social media and news feed, we'll be back where we started  

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Hmm, so I guess you'll want to see my Fry Hole.
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Somebody in his office should stop Mike from tweeting anything he wants. lol
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