Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Nintex]

The war will last "forever"

Like Taylor Swift

So it's gonna be forever
Or it's gonna go down in flames

'Cause you know I love the players
And you love the game

[Uncle]

You’re still not cracking the top 10 weirdest bire posters list

yes, obviously, this is an entirely reasonable question

The goal of the "fudge packer" isn't to "pack fudge", it's to "pack" his erect member into the willing participant's anus hole. The "fudge" being "packed" would be the result of said participants failure to properly evacuate his bowels beforehand. 

The burglar doesn't want the turd, it's merely the prize he receives due to entering the home via the back door. So yes, it is a homophobic slur, and if you were to call someone that on era, you would indeed be banned for homophobia.

This might be the worst post I have ever made. 

no...  

what kind of a burglar just shows up and has unwanted gifts showered upon him?

   

[Taco Bell Tower]

yes, obviously, this is an entirely reasonable question

The goal of the "fudge packer" isn't to "pack fudge", it's to "pack" his erect member into the willing participant's anus hole. The "fudge" being "packed" would be the result of said participants failure to properly evacuate his bowels beforehand. 

The burglar doesn't want the turd, it's merely the prize he receives due to entering the home via the back door. So yes, it is a homophobic slur, and if you were to call someone that on era, you would indeed be banned for homophobia.

This might be the worst post I have ever made. 

no...  

what kind of a burglar just shows up and has unwanted gifts showered upon him?

I misread gifts as gifs and was wondering what kind of burglar was that.  I am stealing that gif tho

[Rendle]

The fudge is human excrement

[yetanotheraccountholyf]

I felt like Ragnarok was a big step backwards, in ways it was a similar sort of downgrade to doom eternal with a fixation on gamey systems for stuff that didn't need it, and Horizon in that the story and characters were much flatter and less dangerous.

The end was particularly shit, ragnarok was basically a fight in a barn

The character change is less off putting than the setting for me, I have seen their version of norse and don't care any more they explained too much

doom eternal slaps though

eternal > 2016 > dog poop > the dark ages

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

Can't believe I didn't even crack the top 10. i'm a fucking failure   .

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

Also can't believe more than 0 people actually missed me. i'm touched   

Chuddy returns only after the airstrike on Iran? This is really telling.. Chuddy, do you so happen to work for the IDF?

[Polident]

I felt like Ragnarok was a big step backwards, in ways it was a similar sort of downgrade to doom eternal with a fixation on gamey systems for stuff that didn't need it, and Horizon in that the story and characters were much flatter and less dangerous.

The end was particularly shit, ragnarok was basically a fight in a barn

The character change is less off putting than the setting for me, I have seen their version of norse and don't care any more they explained too much

I’ll play Ragnarok some day as I enjoyed the first. But also, people post clips of it and it is indistinguishable from the first. Which is true for Horizon 2. Or samurai game 2. Maybe that’s just video games these days.

[Besticus Maximus]

I suffer from a number of skin conditions and you are being ridiculous, this isn't what's happening at all.

Yes, I believe Morrigan is medically famous for having the thinnest skin on the whole internet

[Besticus Maximus]

I felt like Ragnarok was a big step backwards, in ways it was a similar sort of downgrade to doom eternal with a fixation on gamey systems for stuff that didn't need it, and Horizon in that the story and characters were much flatter and less dangerous.

The end was particularly shit, ragnarok was basically a fight in a barn

The character change is less off putting than the setting for me, I have seen their version of norse and don't care any more they explained too much

I’ll play Ragnarok some day as I enjoyed the first. But also, people post clips of it and it is indistinguishable from the first. Which is true for Horizon 2. Or samurai game 2. Maybe that’s just video games these days.

Problem with Horizon 2, aside from just being a bit boring, is that they kind of walked back on the robot dinosaur gameplay stuff, which is probably the only thing I wanted more of from the first game. Instead they made it harder to get different dino riders and gave you the only interesting one too late in the game, at which point you had no real reason to use any others. If they do go back and make more of these games I want more unlocking dinos to ride around as a priority.

[kaleidoscopium]

No, the only thing "weird' is this post.

You clearly went through their post history trying to find something you could use to accuse them of being a hypocrite and the best example you could find was them commenting in a thread about the Seinfeld TV show.

I just looked at the post and they weren't even talking about Jerry Seinfeld as a person, as you falsely claimed. They made one post in a thread about the TV show. Even ignoring the fact that not everyone knows about Jerry Seinfeld's history, that is not an example of hypocrisy.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/harrison-ford-receives-the-2026-lifetime-achievement-award-from-sag-thank-you-george-lucas-thank-you-steven-spielberg.1450489/page-2#post-152064631

 

Whole threads a goldmine of Jeffisms

And the thread got locked, thanks Jeff.

This thread is off the rails and is being locked.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/harrison-ford-receives-the-2026-lifetime-achievement-award-from-sag-thank-you-george-lucas-thank-you-steven-spielberg.1450489/page-2#post-152074453

[BananaBlast]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ign-phil-spencer-retiring-sarah-bond-out-matt-booty-promoted-microsoft-ai-exec-asha-sharma-named-new-xbox-boss.1442185/page-37#post-151625707

 User banned (1 month): Misogyny

Feb 20, 2026

What the hell? She's only 36?
Yeah… how the fuck do you get to those levels at 36 if nepotism isn't in the mix?

Last posted on Feb 27.

Last seen
Today at 11:15 AM

Serves him right.

HardRojo is a user that often goes under the radar, but he's probably one of the more consistent virtue signalers. A dumb overcompensating pussy who occasionally acts tough, and pretty much just says whatever the herd would most approve of. 

He's always bitching about "sexualization" and "misogyny", so to get slapped with a "misogyny" ban must be karma.

[jooseloose]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/harrison-ford-receives-the-2026-lifetime-achievement-award-from-sag-thank-you-george-lucas-thank-you-steven-spielberg.1450489/page-2#post-152061391

I like the space wizard movie and the explorer whip guy movie the one where he's the president. Does that mean I support pedophilia? ERA, please yell at me until my moral quandary is resolved.

I swear, ERA is full of people with the Controversies tab of Wikipedia on standby.

This needs to be one of their golden highlighted posts

So many new threads have some cunt bursting in with the usual "uh, reminder that this person killed a fly once so fuck this nazi and anyone who is a fan" post. Good to see people are getting tired of that shit.

[Nintex]

They bombed the guys electing a new leader.

[Mediocre Lager]

Poor Bruce Campbell has cancer



But this is great news for Planetsmasher who never lets an opportunity to  pass by

Get well soon, Bruce! I'll never forget the time you made fun of me to my face.

Pathetic cunt

Every PlanetSmasher post is this, but unironically:

[Boredfrom]

Not gonna lie, I also didnt think Trump would start a new war. Not because he is a peace lover or anything, I just thought he was good at reading the room and knew how insanely unpopular this would be. His own base (not the Republican party but your average Maga turd) is very isolationist and anti intervention.

My conspiracy theory on this is Israel/Mossad/Esptien has him on tape doing some fucked up shit. Either that or he got talked into thinking this would be an in and out operation like Maduro

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-is-losing-maga-talking-heads-over-iran.1451527/page-2#post-152082919

[HaughtyFrank]

They're still so fucking weird about the Tourette thing

The thing is that many of them DO understand what it is, they just decided they don't care.

I saw a quote from David Banner (who threatened to attack John Davidson) say "I'm tired of black people always having to take it". I can 100% understand that sentiment but in instances like this, it's fucking ridiculous and just comes across like they have found a weaker victim to use as their punching bag against racism when the person isn't even racist to begin with.

American libs and even some progressives seem to be much more performative than they let on. Preach tolerance and inclusivity and yet immediately start lashing out at a disabled person who had no control in their actions and wasn't a reflection of his true feelings.

Do you understand the sentiment? Because it seems like you don't get it. You're somewhat engaging in it. Telling black folks how to express our pain.

Do you know how it feels to be called a beautiful Black body? I do. Much less how it feels to be called a beautiful Black body in a room full of your peers and you gotta just take it because any reaction is going to be the wrong reaction or have white folks "tut tut"? Let's remove the BBC's racist fuckery from the situation. Let's say they do sensor it. Cool. It still happened. Jordan and Lindo still got called beautiful Black bodies in front of hundreds of folks. Is the awkward silence censored too?

I understand that Davidson can't help it. And I know he's suffering too, but it's a different kind of pain. I don't think the black community is upset with him personally. We're just sick of the situation. Because it's consistently the same shit. Something happens that's awful all the way around but we're always expected or told to behave and not have feelings or expression on the matter. It's always about someone else's feeling and never ours unless it's a clear one sided affair. And even then there is still tone policing.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/deadline-saturday-night-live-under-fire-for-tourette%E2%80%99s-sketch.1451212/post-152077888

Saying "Hey, it's fucked up that you said you'd beat up the disabled guy over something he can't control" is not policing feelings. Yes you can feel hurt by the situation but I still get the impression that many still don't comprehend the situation.

[DavidCroquet]

They're still so fucking weird about the Tourette thing

The thing is that many of them DO understand what it is, they just decided they don't care.

I saw a quote from David Banner (who threatened to attack John Davidson) say "I'm tired of black people always having to take it". I can 100% understand that sentiment but in instances like this, it's fucking ridiculous and just comes across like they have found a weaker victim to use as their punching bag against racism when the person isn't even racist to begin with.

American libs and even some progressives seem to be much more performative than they let on. Preach tolerance and inclusivity and yet immediately start lashing out at a disabled person who had no control in their actions and wasn't a reflection of his true feelings.

Do you understand the sentiment? Because it seems like you don't get it. You're somewhat engaging in it. Telling black folks how to express our pain.

Do you know how it feels to be called a beautiful Black body? I do. Much less how it feels to be called a beautiful Black body in a room full of your peers and you gotta just take it because any reaction is going to be the wrong reaction or have white folks "tut tut"? Let's remove the BBC's racist fuckery from the situation. Let's say they do sensor it. Cool. It still happened. Jordan and Lindo still got called beautiful Black bodies in front of hundreds of folks. Is the awkward silence censored too?

I understand that Davidson can't help it. And I know he's suffering too, but it's a different kind of pain. I don't think the black community is upset with him personally. We're just sick of the situation. Because it's consistently the same shit. Something happens that's awful all the way around but we're always expected or told to behave and not have feelings or expression on the matter. It's always about someone else's feeling and never ours unless it's a clear one sided affair. And even then there is still tone policing.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/deadline-saturday-night-live-under-fire-for-tourette%E2%80%99s-sketch.1451212/post-152077888

Yes, we are advising black americans—or really, anyone—to not beat up retards because they got their feelings hurt. That’s correct.

[Uncle]

"oh my god you murdered that man in cold blood"

"wow, can't believe you're telling me how to process my own feelings, limiting my truth, my method of expressing myself"

[DavidCroquet]

Also his whole final paragraph is BS. Didn’t Davidson call a bunch of people “Faggot” at the BAFTAs? If those people were out here threatening to curbstomp him, it’s not like anyone would be giving them backpats for their valid expressions of rage.

“Don’t make violent threats at the mentally ill, even when they annoy you” is not some unique, black-only experience. 

“They always tell US to calm down in unfortunate situations in which truly no one can be held to blame”. Yeah, they always tell everyone that.

[HaughtyFrank]

Just so we're clear, Twitch itself didnt choose the game, it was a community voted game.

https://xcancel.com/itsLucyPancakes/status/2028824662650601640

reading some of her responses, it does sounds like a weird position to be in, where women overwhelmingly voted for the game, but also realizing how people would react

https://www.resetera.com/threads/twitch-rival-celebrates-international-womens-day-with-a-cooking-game.1451797/post-152085313

Could we not let women vote on their own game?

[Boredfrom]

Streamers play Overcooked all the damn time.

[BIONIC]

In case someone is playing, no RE9 spoilers are in this post:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/resident-evil-requiem-spoiler-thread.1438951/page-135#post-152091217

Chris and Piers was the closest thing this series has had to sexual tension.

No they don't lmao. Their whole dynamic was that Chris viewed him as a younger version of himself. It's why he literally tells him near the end of their story that he wants him to take over so he can finally retire. Chris and Piers shippers are almost as braindead as the people who think Chris and Wesker are in love with each other.

Chris and Wesker were in love with each other though

You can maybe convince me that Wesker had some sort of fascination with Chris, but not vice versa at all. In Code Veronica when Chris encounters Wesker, he's surprised he's alive. Meanwhile Wesker already had Chris on his mind when he told Claire that he despised him.

After Jill "dies" in Lost in Nightmares, it's stated by Chris that he never really believed she was dead and was always looking for clues on her whereabouts. Meanwhile when he hears Wesker's voice midway through RE5, he is very much surprised that he's alive. This means that he wasn't giving Wesker any thought at all. His mind was only on Jill.

This is further emphasized after Jill pleads with Chris to continue going after Wesker, and for a moment he protests, to which Jill urges him even more. All in all, I've never understood this headcanon from fans that Chris is gay for Wesker lmao. The series has literally never suggested that in the slightest.

Someone bout to get got for dismissing concerns

[Snoopy]

The progressives of ree once again exposing how ignorant and reactionary they are has been great. It's not even deep down ignorance. You could maybe have excused it if it was. But no. It's all right there on the surface. They couldn't be bothered to take a few moments to read up on Davidson's condition. It was more important for them to condemn him as an evil racist.

[BananaBlast]

If this random supposed person on the Nazi site can be trusted, then I guess no one was actually being shitty here. It's just a thing that happened and then the rage engagement design of the CSAM site took it from there.

Regardless, Twitch can fuck off on stuff like this until it demonstrates genuine committal to whatever cause of value it claims to be in support of whenever it's convenient or beneficial for them. Here they're apparently getting paid by Honda?

Can they stop saying this cringe nonsense already? 

Saying "twitter is a CSAM website" is an indictment on yourself and all the other people who link to twitter. And it downplays the severity of CSAM. 

But hey, maybe that's the goal. A trick a real chomo would love to employ. 

"Well he visits twitter, a CSAM website! I mean he's visiting a CSAM website, I visit CSAM websites.... we all do, it's no biggie!" 

[Chudder Barbarity]

Can't believe I didn't even crack the top 10. i'm a fucking failure   .

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

Also can't believe more than 0 people actually missed me. i'm touched   

Chuddy returns only after the airstrike on Iran? This is really telling.. Chuddy, do you so happen to work for the IDF?

Been busy protesting.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/2-years-later-final-fantasy-vii-rebirth-is-still-one-of-the-greatest-games-of-this-generation.1449943/page-2#post-152002219

 User Banned (permanent): Trolling; account in junior phase

Bloated as hell.

But enough about your mother.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/natedrake-sony-santa-monicas-new-game-set-within-the-god-of-war-universe-lead-character-revealed-more-action-focused-gameplay.1450120/page-11#post-152020936

 User banned (2 weeks): Misogynist rhetoric

Actual incel/Gamergate rhetoric. I'm sure calling a racist white guy a cracker is just as bad him calling someone the n-word too.

You're drooling at the thought of your turn to be the same pathetic bully and pretending to help us all though. You're all just a plague on this world. Pass me the ban.

[Mediocre Lager]

Turns out actual mental illness is awful and messy and not just "Teehee, I'm so quirky " or something you only bust out when you wanna win an argument online.

Who knew?

[benji]

Not gonna lie, I also didnt think Trump would start a new war. Not because he is a peace lover or anything, I just thought he was good at reading the room and knew how insanely unpopular this would be.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-is-losing-maga-talking-heads-over-iran.1451527/page-2#post-152082919

 ...but why did you think this?

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/highguard-will-be-permanently-shut-down-on-march-12.1452235/

Ur next marathon