Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[yetanotheraccountholyf]

Iran has fired a second missile towards Turkey (which has been intercepted). Wouldn't surprise me one bit if this is done by Mossad agents. Iran has no reason to attack Turkey whereas Israel would love to see Turkey and Iran fight each other.
I hope Turkey keeps the head cool. And Iran needs to figure out where those missiles come from and deal with it.

I bet (((mossad))) killed JFK too

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-physically-touchy-people-do-you-ever-mind-it-do-you-ever-comment-on-it-to-them.1457272

Gonna refer to the three instances I noticed this kind of thing.

Example 1

A new employee joined my job a while back. A week later there's a company bowling night. There's the chance for her to get to know everyone better outside the office. Something I realize throughout our interactions, she's a toucher. Attractive woman close to my age, I'm single as fuck, I know better than to read into it, but I like the attention, so no complaints. She's just laughing and touching and brushing my arm every time I say something. I don't think I'm saying anything funny. But it was a fun night.

Fast-forward some time, the bowling night was the most her and I had ever interacted. She's better friends with the people she sits with. Most of my interactions with her in the office are while I was playing with her dog who would come by. The touching probably stopped after a month. Never really noticed her doing it to other people. She also had a boyfriend the entire time. I don't know what to take from that.

_______

Example 2

Coworker's friend from out of town comes to visit. We're out for a guy's night. This dude will not stop touching me. I'm polite and just deal with it, but I'm aware it's JUST me out of everyone there he's touching.

Coworker asked if we wanted to hangout again that weekend, I said sure, but I did make the note, "can you tell X, I'm not gay", I should've broached the subject gentler, but I felt comfortable jumping to that conclusion since it was JUST me he was doing it to.

I'd like to think I wasn't being homophobic, but sorry he didn't have the soft touch and cute laugh example 1 did.

______

Example 3

I befriend a couple guy and girl that I hang out with several times. All good interactions. Their relationship seems to have gone on for a few years. Super solid. One day I bring along a female friend to lunch. And then my guy friend ends up being a bit touchy in a way similar to the person described in example 1. Not as much, and there is an optics thing of course, but I'm self conscious for two reasons, "uh, dude your girlfriend is right there" and "uh, I wonder if my friend is bothered by this". Does she (my friend) mind? Is this reflecting poorly on me? At least on the surface everything was friendly, but I don't know.

I was wondering if I should've apologized to my friend for that, but I was also wondering if I was just projecting.

But I don't know, I don't know if I'm around touchers a lot.

Another time I was at a party, and one of the women there just sat on my lap. She wasn't touching me the whole party, but the sitting thing was enough of a hint for me to follow-up and we went out later that week. So I do see it as a way to show interest. But I'd like to think that wasn't the case for examples 1 and 3.

Also the optics around touching. People who do it unintentionally? Gender optics. If you're someone who does mind, how do you communicate?

Are you a toucher? How self aware are you about it?

[filler]

They'll keep shoving Leons dusty 50 year old bones around, in his midlife crisis moblie and sex pest haircut, but seem terrified of having a 50 year old Jill pop up.

Someone is bitter.

Holy shit, this guy's got a raging hate boner for Leon! 

Can't wait for 60 year old Leon to suplex the sad zombie.

We all know his middle name because he references it all the time.

You see, Leon is pushing 50, wears a leather jacket, has the haircut of a 2003 scene band and drives a Porsche. Like all similarly well adjusted men like that, he heard on a podcast that introducing yourself to a woman with your middle name will prompt a response from the woman (or "female" as the podcast says) forcing her to engage you in conversation.

At this point in time he's said his name to so many 20 year old uninterested women that resemble Ada at bars, that it's become a part of our shared base of common knowledge and lived experience.

Everyone knows Leons middle name just like how everyone knows where they were during 9/11. Well...not the women he's creeping on. But that's not their fault. They weren't born yet.

Leon, with that hair cut, looks to be desperately clinging onto any semblance of youth whilst resembling a racist Karen mixed with a racist Tory MP. Leon "midlife crisis" Kennedy. He even has his own custom Porsche for the love of god.

Chris could decide to lose the muscle mass, go salt and pepper and still look dapper. Leon looks like the sort of dude who would be trying to chat up 18 year olds in the goth clubs until he's 65.

Bro's probably just jealous that 51 year old Leon still mogs his ugly ass (if he ain't already around that age himself!) 

grandpa leon takes nugenix 

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pics-that-make-you-laugh-ot-2026-did-you-have-a-happy-childhood-or-are-you-funny.1395712/page-9#post-152344342

https://www.threads.com/@thatericalper/post/DVmDbBhCeNa

View this post on Instagram

she probaply still remembers when he posted that picture (that is deleted now) about Colin Kaepernick on his Instagram:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tom-araya-of-slayer-thinks-colin-kaepernick-is-a-clown.127360/#post-22496752

[filler]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pics-that-make-you-laugh-ot-2026-did-you-have-a-happy-childhood-or-are-you-funny.1395712/page-9#post-152344342

https://www.threads.com/@thatericalper/post/DVmDbBhCeNa

View this post on Instagram

she probaply still remembers when he posted that picture (that is deleted now) about Colin Kaepernick on his Instagram:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tom-araya-of-slayer-thinks-colin-kaepernick-is-a-clown.127360/#post-22496752

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-plan-to-kill-myself-soon.1457437/

Been best friends with this girl for over twenty years, we flirted with being more but it didn't work. I am madly in love with her, she knows but has always been clear it would not be anything more. She never had romantic interest in anyone in all that time we spoke every day, usually she would call me, hang out etc. Whenever anyone would show interest in me I didn't care, this person was enough no matter what our relationship actually was or not. In December she told me she had been seeing someone for a year, didn't tell me because of how I would react. Haven't spoken to her since, I genuinely hope she is happy, and I get it's selfish to feel this way at all which also leads to a shit ton of guilt for feeling possessive of someone who was clear what they did and did not want, but I just want to end it all now. She found someone she wants that kind of relationship with but she doesn't want that with me. Been on dates since then, just don't care about any of it. Should probably spend time on myself but I hate myself so have no time for that or learning to love myself, just want to end it, as long as she is happy I am fine.

Member only.

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-plan-to-kill-myself-soon.1457437/

Been best friends with this girl for over twenty years, we flirted with being more but it didn't work. I am madly in love with her, she knows but has always been clear it would not be anything more. She never had romantic interest in anyone in all that time we spoke every day, usually she would call me, hang out etc. Whenever anyone would show interest in me I didn't care, this person was enough no matter what our relationship actually was or not. In December she told me she had been seeing someone for a year, didn't tell me because of how I would react. Haven't spoken to her since, I genuinely hope she is happy, and I get it's selfish to feel this way at all which also leads to a shit ton of guilt for feeling possessive of someone who was clear what they did and did not want, but I just want to end it all now. She found someone she wants that kind of relationship with but she doesn't want that with me. Been on dates since then, just don't care about any of it. Should probably spend time on myself but I hate myself so have no time for that or learning to love myself, just want to end it, as long as she is happy I am fine.

That pain you're feeling won't disappear when you die: like lightning, it will simply jump to the nearest conductive material, the closest heart. Like a debt, you pass your suffering on to other people, and force them to deal with it.

Not everyone can.

[HaughtyFrank]

Iran has fired a second missile towards Turkey (which has been intercepted). Wouldn't surprise me one bit if this is done by Mossad agents. Iran has no reason to attack Turkey whereas Israel would love to see Turkey and Iran fight each other.
I hope Turkey keeps the head cool. And Iran needs to figure out where those missiles come from and deal with it.

I bet (((mossad))) killed JFK too

"Everything that makes my side look bad is a conspiracy. Everything that makes the other side look bad is real."

[Boredfrom]

They'll keep shoving Leons dusty 50 year old bones around, in his midlife crisis moblie and sex pest haircut, but seem terrified of having a 50 year old Jill pop up.

Someone is bitter.

Holy shit, this guy's got a raging hate boner for Leon! 

Can't wait for 60 year old Leon to suplex the sad zombie.

We all know his middle name because he references it all the time.

You see, Leon is pushing 50, wears a leather jacket, has the haircut of a 2003 scene band and drives a Porsche. Like all similarly well adjusted men like that, he heard on a podcast that introducing yourself to a woman with your middle name will prompt a response from the woman (or "female" as the podcast says) forcing her to engage you in conversation.

At this point in time he's said his name to so many 20 year old uninterested women that resemble Ada at bars, that it's become a part of our shared base of common knowledge and lived experience.

Everyone knows Leons middle name just like how everyone knows where they were during 9/11. Well...not the women he's creeping on. But that's not their fault. They weren't born yet.

Leon, with that hair cut, looks to be desperately clinging onto any semblance of youth whilst resembling a racist Karen mixed with a racist Tory MP. Leon "midlife crisis" Kennedy. He even has his own custom Porsche for the love of god.

Chris could decide to lose the muscle mass, go salt and pepper and still look dapper. Leon looks like the sort of dude who would be trying to chat up 18 year olds in the goth clubs until he's 65.

Bro's probably just jealous that 51 year old Leon still mogs his ugly ass (if he ain't already around that age himself!) 

Jesus Christ. Being this insecure of a fictional character.

[filler]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-plan-to-kill-myself-soon.1457437/

Been best friends with this girl for over twenty years, we flirted with being more but it didn't work. I am madly in love with her, she knows but has always been clear it would not be anything more. She never had romantic interest in anyone in all that time we spoke every day, usually she would call me, hang out etc. Whenever anyone would show interest in me I didn't care, this person was enough no matter what our relationship actually was or not. In December she told me she had been seeing someone for a year, didn't tell me because of how I would react. Haven't spoken to her since, I genuinely hope she is happy, and I get it's selfish to feel this way at all which also leads to a shit ton of guilt for feeling possessive of someone who was clear what they did and did not want, but I just want to end it all now. She found someone she wants that kind of relationship with but she doesn't want that with me. Been on dates since then, just don't care about any of it. Should probably spend time on myself but I hate myself so have no time for that or learning to love myself, just want to end it, as long as she is happy I am fine.

That pain you're feeling won't disappear when you die: like lightning, it will simply jump to the nearest conductive material, the closest heart. Like a debt, you pass your suffering on to other people, and force them to deal with it.

Not everyone can.

I once killed myself over a girl I met on tumblr tbh 


tumblrinas, not even once 

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ap-men-who-brought-explosives-to-nyc-protest-cited-islamic-state-as-inspiration.1457836/

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ap-men-who-brought-explosives-to-nyc-protest-cited-islamic-state-as-inspiration.1457836/

The two most intelligent posters at ERA chime in:

The same protest where man dry humped a goat

I love the description of neonazi Jake Lang as just a far right activist and critic of Zohran. He called Mamdani a "Muslim Communist Antifa Loving Ugandan INVADER." He's a former Jan 6er terrorist who got pardoned by Trump btw

He didn’t want to throw a bomb and kill a ton of people, thought:

The men said nothing during the brief proceeding, but Kayumi smirked and looked over at Balat as the judge read part of the complaint that said that they were acting in support of the Islamic State group. Balat stared ahead at the defense table.

According to the complaint, Kayumi blurted out, as he was being arrested Saturday, that "ISIS" was the reason for his conduct. Balat, 18, later told authorities that he had pledged allegiance to the extremist group, and Kayumi, 19, asserted that he was affiliated with the Islamic State group, the complaint said.

Officers asked Balat whether he was aiming to accomplish something akin to the bombing of the Boston Marathon in 2013, when two pressure-cooker bombs exploded near the finish line, killing three people and wounding hundreds more.

"No, even bigger," Balat replied, according to the complaint.

Don’t you love unrepentant terrorists wannabes?

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/2026-us-and-israel-launches-strike-on-iran-khamenei-killed-israel-invades-lebanon.1449391/page-154#post-152337400

Non-American here. I'm just wondering, are there any major protests planned against this atrocity in the States? This if any would deserve a strong national movement against.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tennessee-gop-rep-andy-ogles-says-muslims-%E2%80%98don%E2%80%99t-belong%E2%80%99-in-america-introduces-bill-to-ban-immigration-from-majority-muslim-countries.1457626/#post-152347921

I grew up learning about how multiculturalism was a good thing, about how we could all learn something from each other and make a better world together. How everyone had something to offer.

It seems like, in the last decade, we've collectively moved away from those ideas and have started looking inward, rejecting anything that goes against our preconceived notions, rejecting anything new or different, rejecting anything that makes us feel even slightly uncomfortable. Everything has become either "you're on my side" or "you're against me" as if we hadn't grown up learning the world was a complicated place with many different viewpoints.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/woman-arrested-after-gunfire-hits-rihanna%E2%80%99s-beverly-hills-mansion-while-she-was-home.1457872/

Eat the rich.

[Nintex]

"No, even bigger," Balat replied, according to the complaint.

How big are we talking, Chaos Emeralds?


Honestly though if my name was Balat I would also become a sand people terrorist.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/variety-james-van-der-beek-dawsons-creek-star-dies-at-48.1432828/page-4#post-151205029

I worked with a guy who was in his 30s, and he was diagnosed with stage 4 colon cancer. He was dead a few months later.

And yeah, it's horrible that children lost their dad, but his politics were shit.

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ap-men-who-brought-explosives-to-nyc-protest-cited-islamic-state-as-inspiration.1457836/

An hour and nothing outside Slayven and scuffed whataboutism. 

If those kids actually killed someone most of Hamas era will say: “false flag from Mossad.”

[Uncle]

The same protest where man dry humped a goat

the reaction of a man disappointed that he didn't wet hump the goat

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/an-important-question-has-been-answered-could-bioshock-be-done-as-a-lesbian-romance-story.1457884/

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/an-important-question-has-been-answered-could-bioshock-be-done-as-a-lesbian-romance-story.1457884/

I legit thought it was going to be an Echoes thread.

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/man-has-been-waiting-2-years-for-limited-run-games-to-fulfill-his-sonic-x-shadow-generations-statue-order.1457878/



Jawmuncher where ya at

[Mediocre Lager]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/do-you-think-we-will-have-the-sex-minigame-on-the-god-of-war-remakes.1436470/page-10#post-152343895



Time to tell a woman how she's wrong

Shame Zeo is banned. He lives for this shit.

[simiansmarts]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/an-important-question-has-been-answered-could-bioshock-be-done-as-a-lesbian-romance-story.1457884/

This lesbian obsessive shit is just a self-report for internet leftists with a hentai addiction

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ecological-disaster-over-tehran-as-israel-bombs-oil-depots-unleashing-poisonous-black-rain-nuclear-winter-effect-on-10m-people.1457344/page-4#post-152357341

We don't deserve this planet.

You know. I've started to hate when people say "we have to save this planet for our future generations".
That's a very anthropocentric statement.
This planet doesn't need us. It had been spinning for billions of years without us. The difference is that now we are making this planet unlivable not only for us but for other species too. The best that could happen is for this failure if a species that has only brought monsters into existence to run its course.
And my major was ecology.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/search/38515843/?q=twat&o=date

 Pussy, cunt

 Twat

[malfoyking]

I mean... he's kinda right on that one.

[simiansmarts]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/do-you-think-we-will-have-the-sex-minigame-on-the-god-of-war-remakes.1436470/page-10#post-152343895



Time to tell a woman how she's wrong

Leave it to a bunch of men who "discovered" their womanhood at the young age of 33 to lecture women about misogynistic designs that serve the male gaze.  
 

[Boredfrom]

So I dont know how he wiggles his way out of this one.

Israel has been begging every US president to do this for the last few decades.

And now Trump was dumb enough to do it, Israel wont compromise and wont be happy until every Muslin is dead or in chains.


Add on top tanking the market and pissing of his Saudi financers he is in a real pickle.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-will-hold-news-conference-on-the-iran-war-at-5-30pm-edt-he-will-be-late.1457944/page-2#post-152358565

[Boredfrom]

Iran got backstabbed TWICE! Y'all expect them to just act like everything is fine when it's raining oil in their capital, their supreme leader was killed, their school children have been bombed?

This is no longer in Trump's hand. Even if the US leaves don't expect Iran to just stop firing missiles at Iran.

Wait, what?