United States Politics: ∆τ_i*ε*φ*m_i<0 where ε=4 and φ=0.25

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Persian Gulf Slaughterhouse sounds like an Iran/Iraq boomer shooter

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Lindsey Graham

Why is this three dollar bill acting like he is in charge of anything?

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thank you president trump  

The United States will waive sanctions on certain countries in order to reduce oil prices, Donald Trump has said.

The president did not say which countries would be given sanctions relief but reports emerged earlier that Russia could benefit from such a move.

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[who is ted danson?]

American ships can sail right through those mines you know

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I can't believe the Iranians are actually winning this.

[who is ted danson?]

Let me break it down for you guys.


A fully mined straight of Hormuz is a bit like when you stumble upon a cave full of creepers in Minecraft

They will go off!!

NO diamonds for Steve!!

[who is ted danson?]

Welp I'm thinking it's over for the economy

Nice knowing y'all, hope we can reconnect in offline clan only mode

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Look on the bright side israel will get destroyed by Shahed drones paid for with Russian oil sales

[who is ted danson?]

Maybe Iran should let ships cros, but require a fee equivalent to 20% of the ships total cargo value

Art of the deal 

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Maybe Iran should let ships cros, but require a fee equivalent to 20% of the ships total cargo value

Art of the deal 

Also, there's no enforcement mechanism so it's simply an honor system.

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a little this and a little that

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Not leaving Iran, Jake Paul for political office.

If this Trump Direct doesn't fix the poll numbers what possibly could

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He's focused on more important things right now, Nintex. 

Not even Allen Edmonds? 

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- old woman collapses
- Trump requests ave Maria
- dr oz is the only doctor around

Hollywood couldn't write this

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Siirrrrr???

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Why we fight

Who knows. 2 weeks. A little excursion

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Well at least he has 1 fan.

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In December, DOJ officials demanded that Oklahoma turn over its complete statewide voter registration list, including highly sensitive personal data. The department argued it needed the database to evaluate how the state maintains its voter rolls.

The letter itself contained a basic factual mistake, addressing Paul Ziriax as Oklahoma’s “Secretary of State.”

Though Ziriax is the state’s chief election official, he actually serves as secretary of the Oklahoma State Election Board — a different position entirely. Ziriax has never been the secretary of state.

After sending the letter and not hearing anything back, DOJ officials began following up.

One message from Voting Section acting chief Eric Neff asked Oklahoma officials about the status of the request.

Weeks later, another follow-up went out asking again for an update.

“Following up again here,” Neff wrote. “Please contact me asap for an update.”

There was just one small problem. The emails were never delivered.

The confusion came to light on Jan. 28, when Oklahoma officials finally received the messages — and immediately realized what had happened.

“I regret to inform you that we did not receive the emails you sent on December 10, December 19, and January 13,” Oklahoma election official Misha Mohr wrote in a reply. “Today, January 28, 2026, is the first time we have seen these communications. The email address was misspelled on the previous correspondence.”

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Thank you President Trump for the biggest oil crisis in history 

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Trump turned Hormuz into a game of battleship and bombed kharg island so Iran will target the UAE oil infrastructure

But the Iranians won't just be like "aight" David because of the markets.

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They all think Trump is Russia or Reagan coded but in reality he's just Balkan-pilled by Melania

[who is ted danson?]

Iranians literally saying they will bomb MBB offices in the middle east 

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twf you can't tell if Putin or Trump will face a military coup first

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