United States Politics: ∆τ_i*ε*φ*m_i<0 where ε=4 and φ=0.25

[simiansmarts]

 
 
I will be AOC's strongest warrior if she calls Ana retarded

[Potato]

Retard on retard violence. Ya love ta see it!

[filler]

both can get the dick 

[Ribosome]

both can get the dick 

[filler]

she's hot, but somehow aoc is the only one of the three I've bothered to watch ai porn of 

[Potato]

I prefer the slogan, "Immigration without insemination is invasion."

[who is ted danson?]

Imagine how bad the Epstein files must be for Donny T

[benji]

Every non-English set of immigrants in American history was feared to be non-assimilating. This is why anti-Catholicism was a thing.

Their concept of assimilation involves a static culture/society that simply hasn't existed anywhere in the first place. 

It's especially rich for an Indian-American to claim this. How about we ask MAGA about what they think about your groups assimilation:


We'll start by asking them their preferences about their doctors and if they avoid "foreigners" or not.

[benji]

[benji]

The poor guy just can't stop getting bad advice.

[Rendle]

Glenn Greenwald is friends with Tucker Carlson AND Taylor Lorenz? That's worse than a sex tape.

[Alpacx]

The poor guy just can't stop getting bad advice.

If only the King knew.

[Nintex]

I'm sure Trump will follow their script and not cause any chaos

[Nintex]

Trump just said the US will stop attacking in 2 or 3 weeks. Any deal with Iran is irrelevant.

The new leaders are less radical and they can no longer build a nuke so mission accomplished.

[Ribosome]

Happy Trans Day of Visibility!

[simiansmarts]

imagine spending your massive governor salary for the best cosmetic surgery available to become a gunslinging barbie doll and your husband would STILL rather put on fake tits and jerk off with other guys online

[benji]

massive governor salary 

[Ribosome]

imagine spending your massive governor salary for the best cosmetic surgery available to become a gunslinging barbie doll and your husband would STILL rather put on fake tits and jerk off with other guys online

The struggle is real.

[Ribosome]

How is Trump's war on fraud going? 

[who is ted danson?]

The special military operation will be over in a a few weeks. Do not be alarmed. Vote for Marco/JD in 2028.  

[who is ted danson?]

imagine spending your massive governor salary for the best cosmetic surgery available to become a gunslinging barbie doll and your husband would STILL rather put on fake tits and jerk off with other guys online

Wait... Isn't that what we're doing here on thebire?

[who is ted danson?]

[Ribosome]

Hey why does it look like it is coming ri-

[who is ted danson?]

Still a bit confused the guy is wearing helmet + chest armour + underwear combo

Like an early game Fallout outfit

[dontasemebr0]

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the Haya-toll-ah

[Nintex]

The regime is now an extortion scheme promises made promises kept

[who is ted danson?]

Now put Iran in Eurovision and make it an EU member state

COwards

[Nintex]

I'm reading Trump's 2027 budget and the midterm platform is healthcare cuts and $1.5 trillion in defense spending.

[Ribosome]

How it started, how it's going. 

Aging millennial leftists are not doing okay.

Bonus MAGA dunking on him too.

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

[benji]

Love the escalation to "military coup" from two totally legal options. 

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