Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Boredfrom]

Watching YouTube whilst having a shower?

Dude i. Howling at him playing this, my sister had to bang on my bathroom door during my shower cause i was screaming at the gameplay lol

From the max plays Mario thread….

https://lamicallshop.com/products/waterproof-shower-phone-holder?srsltid=AfmBOor-fUwyucStkrbem2_i38kiqBwwCaPHj8GTcc5jKlIbM-KdMaKf

[Boredfrom]

Is fascinating to see someone specialized at fighting games struggle to Super Mario World like he was a normie Japanese Vtuber with Donald Duck voice.

[filler]

China don’t care. Will help you to make a peace summit with Iran while selling them weapons.  

And people think they are any different from Trump’s USA.

chiner doesn't have 800+ military installations across the globe, but keep going you're doing great ian!

[Potato]

China's wants to have 800+ military bases across the globe but nobody wants them because those cunts can't be trusted in the slightest. Fuckers have set up secret police stations in foreign countries to police Chinese people who migrated to the West.

[filler]

they want to but can't? 

could it possibly be that they do not operate the same way as the united states? 

remember, china has existed for a lot longer than the u.s. their leader experienced the oppression of the maoist government. he doesn't exactly see things like the western propaganda machine would have you believe. 

I am under no delusion that china is some perfect utopia, but the idea that they want to control the planet through military power like the u.s. attempted to is just not reality. they are happy to see the u.s. try and fail to do this. sit back and do their own thing which is working just fine without copying the u.s. 

china outmaneuvered the u.s. without any need for military superiority. no trillion plus a year defense budget. why would they waste resources attempting what the u.s. has just proven to be a failure?

[Nintex]

Every Chinese restaurant is basically an intelligence operation. 

Kebab joints are the same. Regular fastfood closes at 8PM at the latest. These kebab boys are open 24/7 monitoring the situation.

[Potato]

Go talk to the Pacific Island nations which signed up to the belt and noose road program.

[who is ted danson?]

https://kotaku.com/in-japan-the-order-1866-is-penis-and-nipple-free-1697426037

One of my fave kotaku articles

[Nintex]

So, there you have it, the meeting went well, most points were agreed to, but the only point that really mattered, NUCLEAR, was not. Effective immediately, the United States Navy, the Finest in the World, will begin the process of BLOCKADING any and all Ships trying to enter, or leave, the Strait of Hormuz. At some point, we will reach an “ALL BEING ALLOWED TO GO IN, ALL BEING ALLOWED TO GO OUT” basis, but Iran has not allowed that to happen by merely saying, “There may be a mine out there somewhere,” that nobody knows about but them. THIS IS WORLD EXTORTION, and Leaders of Countries, especially the United States of America, will never be extorted. I have also instructed our Navy to seek and interdict every vessel in International Waters that has paid a toll to Iran. No one who pays an illegal toll will have safe passage on the high seas. We will also begin destroying the mines the Iranians laid in the Straits. Any Iranian who fires at us, or at peaceful vessels, will be BLOWN TO HELL! Iran knows, better than anyone, how to END this situation which has already devastated their Country. Their Navy is gone, their Air Force is gone, their Anti Aircraft and Radar are useless, Khomeini, and most of their “Leaders,” are dead, all because of their Nuclear ambition. The Blockade will begin shortly. Other Countries will be involved with this Blockade. Iran will not be allowed to profit off this Illegal Act of EXTORTION. They want money and, more importantly, they want Nuclear. Additionally and, at an appropriate moment, we are fully “LOCKED AND LOADED,” and our Military will finish up the little that is left of Iran! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Well Trump has decided to block the strait of Hormuz himself and go after the ships that were allowed passage from mostly poor nations with fuel crises and then destroy what is left of Iran.

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

Iran promised to open the Strait of Hormuz, and they knowingly failed to do so. This caused anxiety, dislocation, and pain to many people and Countries throughout the World. They say they put mines in the water, even though all of their Navy, and most of their “mine droppers,” have been completely blown up. They may have done so, but what ship owner would want to take the chance? There is great dishonor and permanent harm to the reputation of Iran, and what’s left of their “Leaders,” but we are beyond all of that. As they promised, they better begin the process of getting this INTERNATIONAL WATERWAY OPEN AND FAST! Every Law in the book is being violated by them. I have been fully debriefed by Vice President JD Vance, Special Envoy Steve Witkoff, and Jared Kushner, on the meeting that took place in Islamabad through the kind and very competent leadership of Field Marshal Asim Munir, and Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif, of Pakistan. They are very extraordinary men, and continuously thank me for saving 30 to 50 million lives in what would have been a horrendous War with India. I always appreciate hearing that — The amount of Humanity spoken of is incomprehensible.

The meeting with Iran began early in the morning, and lasted throughout the night — Close to 20 hours. I could go into great detail, and talk about much that has been gotten but, there is only one thing that matters — IRAN IS UNWILLING TO GIVE UP ITS NUCLEAR AMBITIONS! In many ways, the points that were agreed to are better than us continuing our Military Operations to conclusion, but all of those points don’t matter compared to allowing Nuclear Power to be in the hands of such volatile, difficult, unpredictable people. My three Representatives, as all of this time went by, became, not surprisingly, very friendly and respectful of Iran’s Representatives, Mohammad-Bagher Ghalibaf, Abbas Araghchi, and Ali Bagheri, but that doesn’t matter because they were very unyielding as to the single most important issue and, as I have always said, right from the beginning, and many years ago, IRAN WILL NEVER HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON!

[Snoopy]

He’s going to stop every nation’s ships entering is he? Lol. By Tuesday he’ll be saying he’s decided to show mercy and stand down. Absolute clown

[benji]

And just like that, America has declared that they've closed the worldwide economy. To them, upholding the American Empire is more important than taking responsibility.

World leaders should convene, and discuss implementing financial and social penalties for the United States. Much like Russia and North Korea, America should ostracized from the wider world. If the American people and companies don't like that, then perhaps they can protest, call out the Trump administration etc.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/april-11-2026-us-and-iran-fail-to-reach-agreement-after-historic-peace-talks-in-pakistan-vance-says.1488892/page-2#post-153673927

Thinking more about this, I see a real chance for the game industry to take the lead in global resistance efforts. First, developers should ban all Americans from playing online. Second, gaming stores should remove all the purchases from the accounts of Americans. Third, Sony and Nintendo should brick the consoles of Americans. By targeting the core of Trump's support, gamers, you would overnight trigger a coup against him.

But, oh, watch the whining from American libs on Era if you proposed this rather than showing solidarity with anti-imperialist efforts.

[nachobro]

china doesnt need military bases, they just took over africa instead  

[Uncle]

I am under no delusion that china is some perfect utopia, but the idea that they want to control the planet through military power like the u.s. attempted to is just not reality. they are happy to see the u.s. try and fail to do this. sit back and do their own thing which is working just fine without copying the u.s. 

they have utterly fucked themselves and are going to get increasingly desperate and unhinged in the upcoming decades

[HaughtyFrank]

Resetera trolls are shockingly slacking. 

Making a "Canada cuts funding for MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ people" thread would have been a total no brainer.

And now there's not even a Sabrina Carpenter thread

[benji]

Not really surprising when Era is such a right-wing shithole that the MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ community fled in droves years ago.

[Nintex]

I am under no delusion that china is some perfect utopia, but the idea that they want to control the planet through military power like the u.s. attempted to is just not reality. they are happy to see the u.s. try and fail to do this. sit back and do their own thing which is working just fine without copying the u.s. 

they have utterly fucked themselves and are going to get increasingly desperate and unhinged in the upcoming decades

Everyone is

Europe: demographic suicide through feminism and migration, economic suicide through deindustrilization

China: demographic suicide through 1 child policies, economic suicide through ghost cities

United States: Obama, Trump, Bidens autopen, feminism, climate change, trans, tariffs, wars, dating apps, super chads, single moms, fentanyl, pajeets, epstein files we didn't start the fire  

Russia: demographic suicide through war, economic suicide through isolation

South America: narco states

Middle East: Syria, Yemen, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Gaza wrecked

India/Africa: overpopulation

Globally: AI bubble, disrupted supply chains and air routes, water shortage, inflation, COVID damage to the workforce and social development

Places like the UK are already moving past the point of no return in terms of inflation, public services and crime.


Forget about Ozempic, they're probably going to make suicide pills and abortions cheaper and cheaper and actual healthcare more expensive and cut more social services.

[DavidCroquet]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/remember-the-sony-exclusive-where-one-of-histoys-notorious-serial-killers-is-a-member-of-your-party.1488847/#post-153684577

I mean, either those children disappeared after going to his castle or they didn't. Just because he was threatened and tortured doesn't mean the shit he was accused of wasn't true. He was a noble after all, not some peasant. You can't just torture nobles with having some cause, even if that cause is really just political. Even then, the Church isn't going to make the allegations so ludicrous that no one would buy it. Otherwise they'd constantly be accusing folks of killing and sodomizing children, whilst attempting to summon demons.

It’s not exactly relevant, but I had fun reading these sentences given the current state of online political discourse.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/welcome-new-members-introduce-yourself-here.119184/page-47#post-151116352

Feb 9, 2026

Hi everyone,

Fox here, can't wait to drop great one-liners and some awesome jokes, ha.

Also, thank you to the admin/mod that approved my account, you're a star!

[benji]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/remember-the-sony-exclusive-where-one-of-histoys-notorious-serial-killers-is-a-member-of-your-party.1488847/#post-153684577

I mean, either those children disappeared after going to his castle or they didn't. Just because he was threatened and tortured doesn't mean the shit he was accused of wasn't true. He was a noble after all, not some peasant. You can't just torture nobles with having some cause, even if that cause is really just political. Even then, the Church isn't going to make the allegations so ludicrous that no one would buy it. Otherwise they'd constantly be accusing folks of killing and sodomizing children, whilst attempting to summon demons.

It’s not exactly relevant, but I had fun reading these sentences given the current state of online political discourse.

I have read this section. It quotes 5 historians who believe he is guilty. They believe some details like the number of victims may be exaggerated, but the idea that he might be innocent is described as a conspiracy theory. It quotes a single historian, Jacques Chiffoleau, who says he has doubt about the proceedings but is not trying to argue innocence or guilt - the historian equivalent of "just asking questions."

After reading this section, I fail to find reason why I should doubt the mainstream view of experts on the topic that he was guilty, and I am left confused as to why people are so inclined to rush to this guy's defense. Particularly in light of modern parallels like Epstein and a push towards trusting victims' claims, it seems like much strong counter-evidence ought to be required.

I find the "just asking questions" stick used in this example laughable.

It's the historians job to costantly ask questions and revisit the past.

The other historians quoted in that article consider the questions and then use their expertise to make a judgment based on the balance of the evidence (that he was guilty).

This is the one guy who says "I'm not taking a position on whether he was innocent or guilty." And this is the strongest voice for innocence in that article - someone who won't even commit to an answer.

I'm not speaking to the argument of whether he was guilty or not, just questioning your phrase "the historian equivalent of "just asking questions.""

I'm being a bit harsh, but I do also kind of mean it. The historian is supposed to be the expert, and they should be willing to take a clear position and defend it. Of course "just asking questions" is a culturally loaded way of describing it, but it does boil down to the same thing, which is to avoid taking a position as a means of avoiding criticism.

edit: Having looked at the section, I'm questioning tokkun's level of literacy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilles_de_Rais#Contemporary_academic_views
And the whole eight page article is free to read: https://www.lhistoire.fr/gilles-de-rais-ogre-ou-serial-killer

[Shecky Fragbaum]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/michael-social-media-impressions.1488844/page-2#post-153670279 
 

I wouldn't be against a site wide ban on this propagandist shit.

 
 
It's a fucking biopic based one of the most famous entertainers of the 20th century.

If there's one thing Resetera cannot tolerate, it's propaganda.

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/who-do-you-think-will-be-the-democratic-nominee-for-president-in-2028.1488889/

The poll options got them mad as fuck

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/post-your-gaming-setup-and-home-2026-edition.1402525/page-4#post-153667510

Here's a sneak peak at one of my home theater smart synced lighting systems layered with a combo of Govee DreamView and Hue Sync. I don't ever go to theaters anymore because gaming and watching at home is way more immersive lmao. Minor boss fight Crimson Desert spoilers incoming.

[Potato]

And just like that, America has declared that they've closed the worldwide economy. To them, upholding the American Empire is more important than taking responsibility.

World leaders should convene, and discuss implementing financial and social penalties for the United States. Much like Russia and North Korea, America should ostracized from the wider world. If the American people and companies don't like that, then perhaps they can protest, call out the Trump administration etc.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/april-11-2026-us-and-iran-fail-to-reach-agreement-after-historic-peace-talks-in-pakistan-vance-says.1488892/page-2#post-153673927

Thinking more about this, I see a real chance for the game industry to take the lead in global resistance efforts. First, developers should ban all Americans from playing online. Second, gaming stores should remove all the purchases from the accounts of Americans. Third, Sony and Nintendo should brick the consoles of Americans. By targeting the core of Trump's support, gamers, you would overnight trigger a coup against him.

But, oh, watch the whining from American libs on Era if you proposed this rather than showing solidarity with anti-imperialist efforts.

[Potato]

china doesnt need military bases, they just took over africa instead  

What can I say, Africans love a good colonialist arsefucking...

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/post-your-gaming-setup-and-home-2026-edition.1402525/page-4#post-153667510

Here's a sneak peak at one of my home theater smart synced lighting systems layered with a combo of Govee DreamView and Hue Sync. I don't ever go to theaters anymore because gaming and watching at home is way more immersive lmao. Minor boss fight Crimson Desert spoilers incoming.

Wasn't he going to be homeless soon?

[benji]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/who-do-you-think-will-be-the-democratic-nominee-for-president-in-2028.1488889/

The poll options got them mad as fuck

I always expect the worst from the DNC. Especially if they're feeling emboldened post-Trump disaster. They really want to swoop in and become the new Republican Party so they can salt the earth for their beloved AIPAC and corporate donors.

They want to become a party that's lost three of the last five Presidential elections? And been in the minority in the Senate for six of the last ten terms? And will be the minority in three of the last five House terms?

AOC would be an Obama level run and I can see it after Trump 2. The most lefty candidate is probably taking the nomination by storm after the moderates tried moderating in the "sane" era in response to Trump and it blew up in our faces. Liberal era of the Democrats needs to end sooner than later.

 

You know, we're in transformative times. I can't help but wonder if the people saying x person 'would never win' are people that also thought Trump would never win the 2016 primary, or never win the presidency, or never the second presidency, or Platner or Zohran would never have a chance, or so on. The game is changing. I wouldn't be surprised if the nominee ended up being someone who nobody saw coming in the spring of 2026.

Trump led in the GOP primary polls starting in July 2015 and obtained a +10 point lead by August 2015. He was up 20 points by the end of the year. When he was included in hypothetical polls during his flirting in 2011, he was besting everyone but Romney.

If AOC ran and won the primaries, you would probably see the DNC endorse the Republican candidate. The DNC would endorse any Republican before they support a Progressive.

They literally couldn't do this unless the AOC delegates voted for it.

AOC. All this talk of electibility, it needs to be a white guy, ect is outdated bad conventional wisdom. In 2028 the electorate will be starving for authenticity. That's the key. It is her time.

I thought you said they want authenticity?

This is a terrible list lmao; it doesn't even have the clear front runner for 2028 on it

Kamala Harris is right at the top?

yeah, i don't think anyone on the poll will be it, most don't even have a chance in the primaries. maybe 2 years ago people saw newsom as an option but i think he's pissed that away.

Are they like fundamentally incapable of ever looking up the polling averages before posting? He's not the only one in the thread.

Lol not listing AOC. The libs are scared out of their mind or have truly lost it. Unserious people addicted to the comforts of their status quo.

 

Whitmer shouldn't even be on that list, because not a soul has considered her as a serious contender for presidency, not now, not ever. And the *only* reason AOC has been cited for having no shot is due to her gender on here, every single time. So excuse me for assuming as much since you failed to provide a single reason why the top polling Democrat in *the real world* was omitted from your AIPAC list.

Guy who not only missed all the Whitmer clit-sucking from the past few years but can't see that Kamala Harris is right at the top of the poll.

Newsom is the Dem Desantis. He has virtually no shot at the nomination. His popularity is only assumed, and bizarrely so.

This guy knows that DeSantis only collapsed because Trump ran again and then got indicted right?  

AOC is the person for this moment, but not for America.

I think it's Prizker. Anybody else that's even in the running sounds like they're just a "pause" on the problem of fascism in America, even Pritzker. None of them have directly called out the failure of government over decades that has created this moment, with AOC being one of the few even in government to do so.

AOC should win, she's the only generational talent the Democrats have right now, and the country needs to stop its runaway capitalist demise, but I can see the superdelegates at the DNC massively break for Newsom instead. Newsom will win the election, be under water for four years and then lose to the Republican opponent, and everyone in the DNC will be like wow, the Republican voter has such short memories, we too should be more like Republicans next time.

If any of those losers win America is truly over as none of them are right for the moment required after the devastation of trump let alone the issues left over from before trump due to candidates like those listed.

I'd never in a million years vote for Harris again, Newsom or Whitmer. Fuck those bums.

That's the spirit. (The superdelegates got eliminated from the first ballot eight years ago btw.)

[Jansen]

Sitting here taking a shit listening to BLOW by Kesha 

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/remember-the-sony-exclusive-where-one-of-histoys-notorious-serial-killers-is-a-member-of-your-party.1488847/#post-153684577

I mean, either those children disappeared after going to his castle or they didn't. Just because he was threatened and tortured doesn't mean the shit he was accused of wasn't true. He was a noble after all, not some peasant. You can't just torture nobles with having some cause, even if that cause is really just political. Even then, the Church isn't going to make the allegations so ludicrous that no one would buy it. Otherwise they'd constantly be accusing folks of killing and sodomizing children, whilst attempting to summon demons.

It’s not exactly relevant, but I had fun reading these sentences given the current state of online political discourse.

I have read this section. It quotes 5 historians who believe he is guilty. They believe some details like the number of victims may be exaggerated, but the idea that he might be innocent is described as a conspiracy theory. It quotes a single historian, Jacques Chiffoleau, who says he has doubt about the proceedings but is not trying to argue innocence or guilt - the historian equivalent of "just asking questions."

After reading this section, I fail to find reason why I should doubt the mainstream view of experts on the topic that he was guilty, and I am left confused as to why people are so inclined to rush to this guy's defense. Particularly in light of modern parallels like Epstein and a push towards trusting victims' claims, it seems like much strong counter-evidence ought to be required.

I find the "just asking questions" stick used in this example laughable.

It's the historians job to costantly ask questions and revisit the past.

The other historians quoted in that article consider the questions and then use their expertise to make a judgment based on the balance of the evidence (that he was guilty).

This is the one guy who says "I'm not taking a position on whether he was innocent or guilty." And this is the strongest voice for innocence in that article - someone who won't even commit to an answer.

I'm not speaking to the argument of whether he was guilty or not, just questioning your phrase "the historian equivalent of "just asking questions.""

I'm being a bit harsh, but I do also kind of mean it. The historian is supposed to be the expert, and they should be willing to take a clear position and defend it. Of course "just asking questions" is a culturally loaded way of describing it, but it does boil down to the same thing, which is to avoid taking a position as a means of avoiding criticism.

edit: Having looked at the section, I'm questioning tokkun's level of literacy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilles_de_Rais#Contemporary_academic_views
And the whole eight page article is free to read: https://www.lhistoire.fr/gilles-de-rais-ogre-ou-serial-killer

They just cannot get their heads around anything but absolute black and white, good and evil thinking. 

Complete autist haven that forum.

[benji]

I'm surprised that's what they (or at least tokkun) apparently think "just asking questions" is supposed to mean. It's not that you refuse to take an opinion, it's that you actually have one so your questions are supposedly not "good faith" and therefore the person making claims is not required to address them. Only the concerns of those who could be legitimately swayed by your nonsense need matter. It's an excuse for why you don't need to engage with critics.

[Potato]

I'm surprised that's what they (or at least tokkun) apparently think "just asking questions" is supposed to mean. It's not that you refuse to take an opinion, it's that you actually have one so your questions are supposedly not "good faith" and therefore the person making claims is not required to address them. Only the concerns of those who could be legitimately swayed by your nonsense need matter. It's an excuse for why you don't need to engage with critics.

The science is settled. No need to ask questions.